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Post by Aya Reiko » Fri Feb 16, 2007 4:26 am

Sailor V wrote:This might be a it old, but anyway, has anybody seen the Pro-Line commercial where the guy making the juice accidentally dumps muscle relaxant into it and the guys all act drunk? That was pretty crazy.
Haven't seen that one...

Now that I think of it, I don't even remember a Pro-Line ad.
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Post by Jusenkyo no Pikachu » Fri Feb 16, 2007 7:53 pm

"I'm Ellen Feiss and I'm a student..."

Anything else? Hmmm...

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Cartons are important to the earth, you see
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I want my milk in cartons please!"
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Post by Sailor V » Sun Feb 18, 2007 7:01 pm

How about the one where the boyfriend sends some guy over to his girlfriend's house because them calling each other made his phone bill go up so he wanted to break up. That is stupid, and I think that is a mockery of what love is all about.

Pro Line Commercial.
Bob: People! Tiff had to put the crying Usagi banner up! Enter the contest!!! D8
Tiff: They must love making Usagi cry. ;_; poor Usagi.
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Bumper Sticker: A villiage in Texas is missing its idiot. Send Bush home.
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The idiot of 2010: Arnold Schwarzenegger sucks ass! He killed Tookie!
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Sailor V: Do not worry! We will all be good little kids and when you come back, everything will be the same. *The place burns up as soon as Tiffu leaves*
Tiff: DAMN YOU ALL.
Sailor V: I DID NOT START IT! *Hides a liter and has Dan tied up in the backroom*
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Dan: Gah! Off of me and back to Bob! *replaces self with Bob and runs*
Sailor V: Wait! Come back! I cannot have you interfering with my plans to bring down the forum!
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Post by AnimatedEvey12 » Fri Apr 10, 2009 7:50 pm

I agree about the Quizno's commercials, they're really sucky and somehow I never seen the spongemonkey commercial until I looked it up on youtube >_> wtf?

The five dollar footlong commercials from subway are really annoying now at first they were okay but now it's really annoying. Ugh and I hate diet pill commercials especially the ones with before and after pictures, half the people don't even look like their before pictures.
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Post by NameGoesHere » Sat Apr 11, 2009 8:10 pm

The commercial from Sprint where the family is walking around the natural history museum, and they're all screwing around on their phones the whole time.

Wouldn't it make more sense to put the phones away and actually pay attention the museum you paid admittance to see? ¬_¬
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Post by TonyOctober 2.0 » Sun Apr 12, 2009 1:59 pm

The new Burger King commerical with Spongebob Squarepants with the remake of Sir-Mix-A-Lot's song, "Baby Got Back".

Here's the link, if you don't believe me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5X4TSbGreA

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Post by AnimatedEvey12 » Sun Apr 12, 2009 3:18 pm

TonyOctober 2.0 wrote:The new Burger King commerical with Spongebob Squarepants with the remake of Sir-Mix-A-Lot's song, "Baby Got Back".

Here's the link, if you don't believe me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5X4TSbGreA

:shock: That is so fucked up.
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Post by Chase Man! » Sun Apr 12, 2009 4:33 pm

TonyOctober 2.0 wrote:The new Burger King commerical with Spongebob Squarepants with the remake of Sir-Mix-A-Lot's song, "Baby Got Back".

Here's the link, if you don't believe me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5X4TSbGreA


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Post by sailorperkytoot123 » Sun Apr 12, 2009 9:22 pm

AnimatedEvey12 wrote:Ugh and I hate diet pill commercials especially the ones with before and after pictures, half the people don't even look like their before pictures.
That's just how well they work![/sarcasm]

I agree. I hate ALL commercials with before/after pics. They always attract my suspicion and dislike.

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