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most embarassing thing that happened you or someone else

Post by RoastedTwinkies » Tue Mar 02, 2004 12:24 am

Okay, this topic is just for fun and silliness! What was the most embarassing thing that happened to you or someone else you know? Given, you don't have to share the most embarassing thing that happened to you if it's that bad, so yeah..

In my Japanese class two years ago, this guy Mike, didn't know what 'shite' in Japanese meant (it's the demand form of to do), someone told him that it means 'to go to bathroom' and then for the rest of the semester, everyone would say to him, 'hey Mike! Go take a shite!' (that's more like an inside joke, but anyway)

Five years back, this guy in my class had the hots for me and asked me out. I thought he was a complete loser and turned him down, but I was considerate enough not to tell everyone that I rejected him. That boy was so angry about it, he made it look like I was the one who asked him out and he told everyone that he rejected me and every time he saw me in the hall, he was like "Meghan, I will not go out with you!" Sadly, everyone believed him.

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Post by Tiff » Tue Mar 02, 2004 1:32 am

*shifty eyes* Okay. I shall only tell this story becuase I love you guys. o_o

When I was in 8th grade, I was going to P.E., and we had to change clothes. I was really happy about something (though I don't remember what), and my mind was TOTALLY not there. I remember going out into the gym (I was one of the first people done changing), and sitting in my spot (we had assigned spots on the floor). I felt a breeze....I look down...AND I'M NOT WEARING ANY SHORTS.

It's something straight out of a nightmare. I hauled ass to the locker room and put on some damn shorts. Now stop laughing at me.

I am one of the most accident prone people EVER.

Another time, I was walking across campus with Derek, and I tripped on some grass and halfway rolled down a hill. I ignored the pain in my ankle to quickly get up, and nobody saw until a campus police car stopped, and the guy SCREAMED across the parking lot, "YOU OKAY THERE?! HAVIN A LITTLE TROUBLE WALKIN?!" I abuot DIED. I hurried into class, and a guy walked in and said "Hey, I saw you fall outside. That looked really bad" "-_- Gee, thanks."

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Post by Starscream » Tue Mar 02, 2004 3:27 pm

*cracks knuckles*

'round 10 years ago or so, I was at some museum of science trying to work on this optical illusion, and this cute girl comes up and we try working on it together - to no avail, unfortunately. Eventually, it's time to go, and as she's leaving, I ask, "Hey, I never caught your name." Her response: "I never threw it." Zing! Boy was my face red.

Some years later, after I'd graduated from elementary school, I went back to watch my brother in a school presentation - some kind of holiday song deal. Anyways, some friends and I were sitting by the electrical equipment, watching them from the sidelines and cheering whenever they were done, when I had to go and use the restroom. Being the klutz that I am, I tripped over the main power cable that fed the speakers, unplugging them and leaving some poor 3rd graders to sing without mikes. Of course, the audience cheered for them anyways, and though I avoided getting caught, I was beet red.

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Post by Ni-ban Neko » Tue Mar 02, 2004 3:45 pm

My most embarrassing moment was in 7th grade. I decide it is a terribly bright idea to stick a red pen in my back pocket. The pen leaked. . . and left me with red ink all over my butt. I got teased mercilessly after that.

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Post by Dinozore » Tue Mar 02, 2004 4:14 pm

I used a women's bathroom accidentally once...

I didn't just go in, I used the bathroom. This was at an amusement park, btw. And just to make things worse, I ran into a woman on the way out. And I'm pretty sure she told her waiting friends/family about me. I was so embarassed I ran almost halfway across the park to get away from them...
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Post by Lady of the Light » Tue Mar 02, 2004 6:32 pm

My friends and I were discussing a play that I'm in, A Midsummer Night's Dream....Where I am Titania, and my friend Trisha's boyfried, Robert, is Oberon. We were joking about my first line, which we thought was rather amusing....
Me: So, I say to him..."Oh what jealous Oberon! Fairies, skip hence! I have regected his bed and company..."
Trisha: So, basically, you're sleeping with Robert?
Me: I guess so...I bet you would like to reverse rolls, so you could sleep with him, eh?
Trisha:...OH NO! I'm a VERY strict virgin!

I will never forget that. When she's leaning against lockers in highschool, flirting with a guy, I'll whisper to her, "Rememeber Trisha, you're a very strict virgin..." And at her wedding, after I spike the punch, I'll make an embarasssing toast, remind her, "Trisha, you're a very strict virgin..."
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Post by RoastedTwinkies » Tue Mar 02, 2004 7:40 pm

ok, because Tiff shared her story, I'll come clean too. The absolute most embarassing thing that happened to me happened at my friend's 12th birthday party in August 1998. We went to a roller rink for her birthday and it was a lot of fun. Everyone loved the roller rink. I was so awesome at the video games there. My favorite games were pinball and the crane game (you know the machine thing with prizes in it!?). I played about 15-20 pinball games on a single quarter. Nonetheless, I had huge groups of kids gathered around me, watching me play. After I finally lost the game, I decided to take a washroom break and go skating around the rink for a bit. I skated to the washroom, with everyone watching me walk away in admiration, I guess. By the time I got back to the lobby area where the games were, everyone was laughing at me and I couldn't figure out why. Then I thought, 'whatever' and I went to the rink. I skated around the rink at least five times before my friend told me that I had a piece of toilet paper that was about a foot and a half long that was stuck to my skate. I couldn't hear my friend over the loud music and she had to repeat it several times. When I turned around to look, the white toilet paper was just glowing under those colorful lights. Man oh man, I just wanted to die.

Another time, in grade 5, my class went on a field trip to Oak Hammock Marsh (just in the outskirts of Winnipeg, I lived in Winnipeg at that time). A girl needed to use the washroom and she had to use the porto-potties provided. Well, two guys in my class thought it would be funny to knock over the porto-potty she was using. I don't think I need to say what the results were and I felt so sorry for her.

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Post by Tiff » Tue Mar 02, 2004 11:36 pm

RoastedTwinkies wrote:Well, two guys in my class thought it would be funny to knock over the porto-potty she was using. I don't think I need to say what the results were and I felt so sorry for her.
....that's so, so horridly cruel.

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Post by Miyamoto » Thu Mar 11, 2004 10:28 am

The most embarrasing thing to date that I've done was when I was in 10th grade. Not meaning anything bad I sent an inappropriate email message to my french teacher. Its subject was "Nude Pics of Me! Click here!" but what it really was was a Java age detector where the "Enter" button would float around and not allow you to click it. This caused the tech team at my HS to take down all security etc... but it was harmless... just a prank.. I got one day of in-school suspension. I was so embarassed that I even cried while in the ISS room... Looking back it I see that I was pretty immature and pretty stupid... I even sometimes visited porn sites then... Now I don't (seriously I don't) and I've grown since that incident..
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Post by ValleyGirl » Mon Mar 15, 2004 4:41 pm

My social studies teacher grabbed my hand in 8th grade and started dancing with me, and my pants fell off. I was embarassed enough to push the guy over, and he fell, and his ass landed on ABC gum.

The class took a picture of it, and put it in the yearbook. I had to move school districts after that. :cry:


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Post by Chibi Son Gokou » Mon Mar 15, 2004 11:05 pm

At teen fest one year I accidently touched a girl's breasts. Luckly it was a friend of mine or I probably wouldn't be here posting today :P
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Post by Miyamoto » Mon Mar 15, 2004 11:08 pm

Chibi Son Gokou wrote:At teen fest one year I accidently touched a girl's breasts. Luckly it was a friend of mine or I probably wouldn't be here posting today :P
LMAO! She must really forgive easily.
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Post by Celexa » Fri May 14, 2004 8:56 pm

Chibi Son Gokou wrote:At teen fest one year I accidently touched a girl's breasts. Luckly it was a friend of mine or I probably wouldn't be here posting today :P
I realize this thread is pretty old, but something just happened to me that sort of relates to that.

Just for reference, Advyl is a tomboy and both Advyl and I are both girls. She's also pretty uncomfortable with anything we learned about in Sex. Ed.

I was confused about what mascara was, so I decided to ask around the lunch table a bit. I sat directly across from Advyl. I turned to Advyl, and I leaned towards her. "So, my make-up expert...what's..." She had leaned backwards, and my hand was now resting on her breast. She had this absolutley disgusted look on her face, like she wasn't sure whether to scream or smash my head in. Everyone in the immediate vincity stopped to stare at me. I was so embarassed.

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Post by Lady of the Light » Fri May 14, 2004 9:48 pm

Well, as I have already said, we have been doing a production of A Midsummer Night's Dream in class, and I am Titania in cast two. Since there are two casts, things get a little confusing, figuring out who plays who in what cast. It's rather amusing, since we sound all possessive when our teacher asks, "Robert, who is your Titania?" "Christine is my Titania!" But, there is another main character, called Bottom. One day I happened to be doing my math homework during a practise, when my teacher asked who played Bottom in my cast.
Me: "Hmm...What? Oh...Andrew's my Bottom."
Needless to say, I was very embarassed.
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Post by ParaKiss_Groupie » Fri May 14, 2004 10:48 pm

This happened earlier this year. My french class was watching a video to hear actual French people speak. Well, this man playing a hotel receptionist looked familiar to me. So I said, "Who's that guy? He looks familiar." The entire class thought about it for a few minutes, but no one else recognized him. Then, I realized where I had seen him from. A gay pr0n I had watched. I immediately wanted to drop the topic, and I opened my mouth to say, "I must just be crazy then." Except my friend Zach, seeing the look of horror on my face, said, VERY LOUDLY "He must look different without a _____ in his ____." I wanted to die.

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Post by RoastedTwinkies » Sat May 15, 2004 11:09 am

ParaKiss_Groupie wrote:This happened earlier this year. My french class was watching a video to hear actual French people speak. Well, this man playing a hotel receptionist looked familiar to me. So I said, "Who's that guy? He looks familiar." The entire class thought about it for a few minutes, but no one else recognized him. Then, I realized where I had seen him from. A gay pr0n I had watched. I immediately wanted to drop the topic, and I opened my mouth to say, "I must just be crazy then." Except my friend Zach, seeing the look of horror on my face, said, VERY LOUDLY "He must look different without a _____ in his ____." I wanted to die.

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Post by kevin-sms » Sat May 15, 2004 7:58 pm

Okai well, this is just one of my most embarassing moments! This one time in the 4th grade I was in the school talent show...okai...I was soo nervous and when i finally got on stage I started singing my song and then it went "Girl when ever you call Ill come" or something like that and this really loud black lady stood up and went "WHOO HOO Ya can call ME!!!" and I couldnt help laughing and I screeched...I was really really red...when I finished I was about to run out of there but I was out of breath..I juss sat down!!
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Post by Rivalee » Mon Jan 03, 2005 12:08 am

4th grade: I was going to sit down, but my pants got stuck, and within a second, there was a big hole. Luckily, no one saw it.

during P.E-class, 1-6th grade; I refused to jump, because...I kinda...had..."Pumbaa"-problem...If you get the point. Anyway, the teacher sometimes forced me, and the rest was unstoppable :oops: .

Lunchbreak, special-class for adults. I was allowed to listen on the tapeplayer. I puted in a tape with different songs, and when Hometown (Silent Hill 3) starts, I start to sing. Suddenly, one of the students shows up. And there was the biggest fool in the world´s history sitting and tries to sing.
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Post by peachvampiress » Mon Jan 03, 2005 12:29 am

This is really mean. Our school has a Spiritweek every year. On the Tuesday they have talent shows where people sing, and on Wednesday they have lip syncs (which I've won for the last three years). This girl named Karian (who graduated last year) was the most unpopular person in my school. I admit I really didn't like her either because she always irritated me. Anyway, she always entered the lip syncs doing some preppy cookie cutter pop song and "dancing" like Brintey Spears. Needless to say they were pretty damn sad. That and you add on to the fact that EVERY Spiritweek EVERY year she wears the exact same shirt for the entire week, and you've got yourself a pretty sad act that leaves everyone being embarrassed.

However, last year she decided to enter the talent show singing the song "So Yesterday". My.God. I've never heard anything so bad and off key. This was uberly embarassing. So embarassing that the people in the bleachers didn't even want to be there. And of course you had people yelling things like "Shut up" "You suck" and "Change your fucking shirt".

Even though she's graduated, people still talk about it and imitate her terrible singing.
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Post by SailorSpace » Mon Mar 21, 2005 8:40 pm

Ressurecting a thread, again. gomenasai, but I must tell my story.


The other day, I was walking at the mall, and I was wearing my jeans and everything. Everyone kept pointing at my ass, and I was like "I know my ass is fat, step off it.".

So when I got home, and was changing my pants, I realized there was a humongus hole right on my jeans' right butt cheek. The sad thing is (and i'm not afraid to admit it), sometimes I go commando, and... well, those were one of those days, lets say.

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