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Post by SeiUsa » Sun Jun 18, 2006 7:53 pm

And don't forget the ever-popular, "Good teenagers, take off your clothes."

Come on, I never heard that til someone mentioned it. And I still can't hear it because the Genie's talking. How do they come up with that?
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Post by artemis_is_my_dawg » Mon Jun 19, 2006 12:29 pm

there was this one fairly oddparents episode with timmy and that rich kid who were in a magical duel. and Wandisimo (can't spell it) was the rich kids fairy, he was the spanish one that was wanda's ex-bf. but anyways, at one part where wandisimo loses a stage, jorgan goes,:
"Wandisimo has lost. But he is still very sexy!"
that part had me thinking about jorgan's sexuality....

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Post by Mad Hatteress Belial » Fri Jun 23, 2006 8:40 am

SeiUsa wrote:And don't forget the ever-popular, "Good teenagers, take off your clothes."

Come on, I never heard that til someone mentioned it. And I still can't hear it because the Genie's talking. How do they come up with that?
That sound clip is on the snopes website, and it's on the part where Aladin is backing away from the tiger saying "good kitty" and during the "good" you hear another voice which sounds like "take off your clo-". Snopes deemed this as false, but there is another voice in there, which must have been someone talking in the background.
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Post by SeiUsa » Wed Jun 28, 2006 7:19 pm

In an episode of Doug, I believe it is the introduction of Quailman, the narrator says something like, "He's quick, he wears his underwear over his pants" and then Quailman's pants start to slip, um, kind of low.

In one of the Pokemon movies, Mrs. Ketchum is holding Pikachu and it looks like he's humping her breast. o_0

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Post by Musashi » Wed Jun 28, 2006 8:35 pm

EXACTLY. For all who want to see Pikachu gropin' Hanako-san... I made an animated icon of that scene once. xD

http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/5828 ... bav6dt.gif

EDIT: Ah, movie 3!

And just because it's funny/disturbing, Kojiro inflating his breasts... In a bikini.

http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/5159 ... tes2ms.gif

Kojiro-fangirls continue to disturb me by saying they wanted him to take the towl OFF his waist. ... X.o;; I don't have an animation of him grabbing at them or waving them in Kasumi's face though. Pity 'cause it's funny. (EVERYBODY thinks Kasumi's flat. :P) The fact that he, Musashi, Kasumi, and all of Shigeru's cheerleaders lost to HANAKO in the swimsuit contest disturbs me.
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>>>Lucario learns a move called "Tonbogaeri". This is a move in Judo feauturing a kick to the groin. Yes, they''ve actually made "Kick Him in the Nuts" an attack. It should SO do 150% more damage to male Pokemon. XD

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Post by yoshmaster5 » Mon Jul 03, 2006 9:16 pm

And for all those out there...

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HANAKO IS FRIGGEN MILF MATERIAL. THAT IS WHY SHE WON!!!!!!!!!!!! *flee*
-Adam Picard-
Blake? oh, like a coffee break!!
Poet? What is that? Is it tasty? Is it a popular new snack? Usagi, Stars 179

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Post by Umino » Mon Jul 03, 2006 9:37 pm

Neon Heart wrote:OMG, I just remembered one! In the EEnE episode "Eeny Meeny Miney Ed" I think, there's a sticky note in Double D's bathroom, behind the door and above the toilet, that says "Don't touch yourself".


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OMFG.

Are you serious?!! I have to see that. XD

Cartoon Cartoons are pretty known for hidden naughty and racy jokes. Not sure if this was mentioned or not, but in one episode of Whatever Happended to Robot Jones? there's a sign that says "KICKASS".

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Post by Rin » Mon Jul 03, 2006 10:33 pm

I don't know if this has been mentioned, but in Beauty and the Beast, there was a scene where it was implied that Lemeur and the feather duster were fooling around behind the curtain.
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Post by SeiUsa » Mon Jul 03, 2006 11:47 pm

Rin wrote:I don't know if this has been mentioned, but in Beauty and the Beast, there was a scene where it was implied that Lemeur and the feather duster were fooling around behind the curtain.
"I have been burnt by you before!"
The Facts of the Animal Kingdom:
"Zebras can bite."
"Snakes say sss."
"Lions chase people."
And of course…”Tigers bite you.”
--From Tiffu’s Pre-K students. =D
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Post by Neon Heart » Tue Jul 04, 2006 12:59 am

Umino wrote:
Neon Heart wrote:OMG, I just remembered one! In the EEnE episode "Eeny Meeny Miney Ed" I think, there's a sticky note in Double D's bathroom, behind the door and above the toilet, that says "Don't touch yourself".


XD
OMFG.

Are you serious?!! I have to see that. XD
Well, this was as good of a shot as I could get. But I think you can see that it DOES indeed say "don't touch yourself" (but you can see it better if you just squint like ya mean it)... Gotta love Ed's expression, and the almost too conveniently placed black bar...
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Post by Musashi » Tue Jul 04, 2006 2:40 am

INSTANT WIN, Neon Heart. :DDD

The WHOLE Touka Gym Crisis! Family Crisis! episode with everyone suspecting poor Senri of cheating on Mitsuko with Joi. When in reality, [spoiler]Joi-san was just helping him with the fireworks for his and Mitsuko's anniversary.[/spoiler]

The dubs coverups are kinda funny... xD;
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Zeta from Bulbagarden. xD
>>>Lucario learns a move called "Tonbogaeri". This is a move in Judo feauturing a kick to the groin. Yes, they''ve actually made "Kick Him in the Nuts" an attack. It should SO do 150% more damage to male Pokemon. XD


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Post by Musashi » Wed Jul 05, 2006 1:54 pm

Wonder Woman: You girls are developing into quite the superheroes.
Bubbles: Someday we'll be as developed as you!
Wonder Woman: ......... -covers chest-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWbamNrBXE0
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Zeta from Bulbagarden. xD
>>>Lucario learns a move called "Tonbogaeri". This is a move in Judo feauturing a kick to the groin. Yes, they''ve actually made "Kick Him in the Nuts" an attack. It should SO do 150% more damage to male Pokemon. XD

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Post by Neon Heart » Wed Jul 05, 2006 4:45 pm

Musashi wrote:Wonder Woman: You girls are developing into quite the superheroes.
Bubbles: Someday we'll be as developed as you!
Wonder Woman: ......... -covers chest-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWbamNrBXE0
XD I laughed soooo hard at that. Old commercials for the win!!
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Post by Butterscotch » Wed Jul 05, 2006 10:08 pm

Musashi wrote:Wonder Woman: You girls are developing into quite the superheroes.
Bubbles: Someday we'll be as developed as you!
Wonder Woman: ......... -covers chest-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWbamNrBXE0
Oh!I haven't seen that in years! XD

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Post by Mad Hatteress Belial » Sat Jul 22, 2006 7:00 am

Well, since it's based off the show, I think it would be okay to talk about this here.

Since I finally have a lot of time off from work, I've been playing some video games I haven't touched, and I'm hooked on Animaniacs: The Great Edgar Hunt. In the level Epic, you have to help Cleo fill her bathtub with donkey's milk. That alone sounds wrong, but the title to that mission is "Fill Cleo's Bath? My Ass!". After you accomplish the task, you see Cleo bathing obviously nude, but of course you can't see anything.

They also had to make a Sparty-cuss pun when they have a soldier where they bleep out most of his words, but they still let out some of the F- sound before doing so.
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Post by SeiUsa » Sat Oct 28, 2006 6:27 pm

Just wanted to add something. It's not sexual or mature but...In Disney's the Hunchback of Notre Dame, the gargoyle, Hugo, flirts with the goat, Djali. Both are male. Ever since I was little I knew there was something a little...different...about that.
The Facts of the Animal Kingdom:
"Zebras can bite."
"Snakes say sss."
"Lions chase people."
And of course…”Tigers bite you.”
--From Tiffu’s Pre-K students. =D
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Post by SeiUsa » Wed Apr 18, 2007 9:10 am

Haha, I just watched the first episode of Johnny Bravo last night and I found:
“I love it when chicks run.”
“You wouldn’t happen to be hiding a gorilla under them clothes, would you?”
A little girl only asks what time it is, and Johnny says he can’t be with her. (pedophile?)

And I love when the gorilla calls Johnny “babe.” XD
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"Zebras can bite."
"Snakes say sss."
"Lions chase people."
And of course…”Tigers bite you.”
--From Tiffu’s Pre-K students. =D
And one from me...Leopards are gorgeous.

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Post by Senshi_of_Vision » Sun Apr 29, 2007 12:55 am

On the spongebob episode I saw today *your shoes untied* I think it was called, it had spongebob flashing back to how long his shoes been tied *ever since he could remember* lol it was him as a sperm with shoes tied lol

Then I was watching a Kappa Mikey to day and it was about selling the show to other countries. ONe of the countries was Buttobia and their currencies are Butts. LOL color money shapped like buts. And Gonard was trying to sell his butts, asked people doesnt he have pretty butts, and tried to get Lily and Mitsuki to touch his butts . Then Gonard hired a Buttobian servant and Lily made the comment about him having "Junk in his trunk" lol I love that show.
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Post by the*blue*girl » Sun Apr 29, 2007 3:53 pm

i slept over at my freinds house last night, and we watched disney movies. and made every sexual joke possible. guess what? it's very, VERY possible. easy, infact. it might just be our perverted little teenage minds, but i swear there are some really interesting ways to take some parts of disney movies :wink:

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