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Post by Sailorasteroid » Wed Aug 04, 2004 6:41 pm

My all-time laugh out loud Simpsons line was one I saw with my friend Erik, during the episode where the judge bans sugarfrom Springfield, and they're burning all sugar products.

Chief Wiggum: "All right, thrown on the Butterfingers."

*candy bars are thrown on, but don't burn*

Wiggum: "Even the fire doesn't want them."

Now, why this was so funny, was that we started laughing on the first line thinking how he hadn't seen the Simpsons Butterfingers commercials for a long time, and hey, yeah, they probably dropped the contract and are free to joke about it, and by the time that thought was fully formed, the second line came out, and we realized that they were insulting a former sponsor and so being Fox-ishly irreverant, and the two jokes together combined to a critical mass of humor. We needed to wait for the rerun do see the next three minutes, because we'd completely missed them the first time laughing.
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Post by RoastedTwinkies » Thu Aug 05, 2004 1:01 pm

That reminds me, has anyone seen the Simpsons mastercard commercials yet? They're pretty hilarious.

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Post by Parallax » Sat Apr 14, 2007 8:48 pm

Another good one is every scene from TOS ep. ""I, Mudd" :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by yoshmaster5 » Sat Apr 14, 2007 9:13 pm

Peter as a Redneck: *spits tobacco*
Brian: Peter, that's disgusting. here, spit inot this cup.
Peter: *spits*
Stewie: *walks in* oh THERE'S my apple juice...
Brian: Stewie--*remembers Stewie beating him over 50 bucks* Never mind.
Stewie: *drinks* *Screams*
Peter: *spits tobacco into Stewie's MOUTH*

The ENTIRE World of Warcraft South Park Episode...
"Do you want to be otu here, playing games... or do you want to sit at yoru computer and do something that MATTERS."
Cartman: MOM! BATHROOM! *mom comes down with a bedpan, and cartman goes to the bathroom in it... AND on her*
Mrs. Cartman: Well, he's a big boy isn't he.
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Blake? oh, like a coffee break!!
Poet? What is that? Is it tasty? Is it a popular new snack? Usagi, Stars 179

James: For some reason I'm seeing you in a nurse's uniform...
Steve: Thank you Jeff, that will be all. ... He's not here, is he? Oh God I've internalized him...
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Post by Senshi_of_Vision » Sat Apr 14, 2007 10:40 pm

man there are so many shows especially toons that stick in my head.


American Dad where the mother sings the saudia arabia song lol

Any line from the Venture bros though my favorite is the double date episode where the boys are in the mens room and Brock is in the stall naked and covered in blood.

Assassin: Dude why are you naked?


Or the episode where Brock stabs a monarch grunt and hes laying dying and asks him to sing a song from Technotronic and Brock starts singing "Move this" lol

Any line from Bender in futurama omg still love hearing him say "Bite my shinny metal ass"

The chapelle show where they talk about Rick James which happened to be the episode that brought me into the show.

Cartman's Jennifer Lopez is one of my all time favorites and that horrible accent on City Wok guy omg I cant even think about that voice without laughing hysterically.


Edited to add American Dad
"Have you been half asleep? And have youve heard voices?
I hear them calling my name."
Is this the sweet sound, that calls the young sailors?
The voice maybe one in the same.
Ive heard it too many times to ignore it,
its something that I sposed to be..
Someday we''''ll find it, the rainbow connection
The lover, the dreamer, and me..."




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Post by Umino » Sun Apr 15, 2007 1:20 am

Here's two from John Waters' Female Trouble.

Dawn Davenport, and her daugther get into a fight regarding dinner. The fight ends with Dawn hitting Taffy with a chair. XD

Dawn Davenport: There's not enough food for you to eat! If Mr. Dasher leaves any on his plate, you may have first picks! But I can't go running to the supermarket just for you!
Taffy: If I can't have any... NO BODY CAN!
Dawn: You get out of that kitchen!!
Taffy: Give it too me! They can't have it! I WANT IT!! THEY CAN'T HAVE IT I WANT IT!
Dawn: You give me that food! You didn't pay for that food!

*Taffy screams and throws the bowl of spaghetti against the wall*

Dawn: OH MY GOD!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!

*Dawn knocks out Taffy with a chair*

And later on Dawn's aunt-in-law (that's the correct term right?) comes in furious, and throws acid in her face.

Aunt Ida: YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DID IT! YOU DROVE GATOR AWAY!
Dawn: Ida Nelson, you get out of my house!
Aunt Ida: You made Gator leave! I got something for your face, MOTHER FUCKER!!

*Ida throws acid in Dawn's face and walks out*

Dawn: GAAHHH!!!
Donna: OH MY GOD! IT'S ACID!!

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Post by Senshi_of_Vision » Mon Apr 16, 2007 11:07 pm

One of my favorite simspons episodes came on tonight the april fools episode

Grampa "oh homer the world was not ready for someone as beautiful as you."
Homer *snoring foam mouth*
Granpa "ahh kill it!"

another one from the same episode

Marge "yeah homer and you lost 5 percent of your brain."

Homer "me lose brain?"

Everyone laughs

Homer "why I laugh?"

I love the simpsons and now its that episode of South park with Barbara Striesand LOL "Damned your black heart Barbara Striesand!"

Also one of my favorite lines from my all time favorite movie Blazing Saddles by mel brooks

"Excuse me while I whip this out.." and this song

"Put out your hands, stick out your tush, hands on your hips, give it a push. Goodie suprize your doing the french Mistique Wala!" Omg Dom Deluise as the director makes me laugh till I about pee my pants. lol love that movie
"Have you been half asleep? And have youve heard voices?
I hear them calling my name."
Is this the sweet sound, that calls the young sailors?
The voice maybe one in the same.
Ive heard it too many times to ignore it,
its something that I sposed to be..
Someday we''''ll find it, the rainbow connection
The lover, the dreamer, and me..."




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Post by Queen Of Hearts » Wed May 30, 2007 4:10 pm

I have a bit of a list! ^^;

SNL-
-The Chris Rock opening from 3/17/07. I quoted it in my sig. It can be watched Here.
-The Mango skit with J Lo. It had me die of laughter.
- Eddie Murphy doing Buckwheat. XD;;

Animated Movie
-The scene in Cars where everyone is serching for Lightning Mc Queen. Then they have a Jay Leno car and Arnold Swarchanagger Car. Had me laughing XD;
-"The sea monkey Had my money" scene from Finding Nemo
-Almost ANY scene with Edna Mode in it from The Incredibles. I used to be able to impersonate her very well. :( Then I lost the DVD ><

Movie:
-In blades of Glory;[spoiler]When their Coach is showing them their now rutine, the 'Iorn Lotus', and they watch a video of the people that DID do it and a girl get her head chopped of by thr blade XD; Also the entire Fire & Ice Routine XD[/spoiler]
-POTC3:The scene where Jack is in Davey Jones locker and going alittle carzy, and imagines doubles of himself ^-^
-In LOTR the Scene where Legolas and the Dwaf have a compititon and Legolas takes down an entire freaking elaphant thing and the Dwaf syas:"That only counts as one!"
- The infamous 'Wassup' scene in Scary Movie
-In HPGF- When Harry sees Cho and he sits out his pumpkin juice by accident. Also when theytease Ron about Victor Krum, which is even funnier if you see it in japanese XD;

Book-
- In Azumanga Daioh Manga
Yomi: *walks over to Chiyo-chan* "What is it..?"
Chiyo: "I've never touched a computer before. Whats that" *points to the mouse*
Yomi: "Thats a mouse. You move it back and forth"
Chiyo: *picks the mouse up andlitteraly shakes it*

In another scene
Tomo: *sees Yomi companing about bringing a brig umbrell in the strom* "Ha! I brought a beat up and old one, so I don't care if it gets broken"
*gust of wing*
Tomo: "GAH ITS BROKEN! ><"
Yomi: "You better shre my umbrella before I change my mind"
Tomo:" I'll run home! *slips and gets friggin drenche in a puddle*
Please let me use your umbrella ;_;"

Thats it XD[/spoiler]
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