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Post by peachvampiress » Thu Jul 22, 2004 10:34 pm

0__o It's not the sig. I just deleted it. It didn't do that with my other posts. That's weird. I wonder if it's my post :goes and fixes:

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Post by Sailorasteroid » Thu Jul 22, 2004 10:39 pm

It's PKG's Faith Hill scream.
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Post by Tiff » Thu Jul 22, 2004 10:44 pm

Noted and fixed. Thanks!

(Sorry, peachy ^^; )

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Rachel: Huh...a...moo point?
Joey: Yeah. It''''s like a cow''s opinion. It doesn''t matter....It''s moo.
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Post by ParaKiss_Groupie » Thu Jul 22, 2004 10:52 pm

Sorry everyone! ^^;;
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Post by peachvampiress » Thu Jul 22, 2004 10:53 pm

Damn you Kisu, you made Tiffu sad with your AHH!!ing and your side scrolling. (Now I need a new siggy T_T)

...to justify this post, here ^_^, From Sleepy Hollow:

Ichabod Crane: It was a headless horseman.
Baltus Van Tassel: You must not excite yourself.
Ichabod Crane: But it was a headless horseman.
Baltus Van Tassel: Of course it was. That's why you're here.
Ichabod Crane: No, you must believe me. It was a horseman, a dead one. Headless.
Baltus Van Tassel: I know, I know.
Ichabod Crane: You don't know because you were not there. It's all true.
Baltus Van Tassel: Of course it is. I told you. Everyone told you.
Ichabod Crane: I... saw him.
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Post by NekoSun518 » Fri Jul 23, 2004 7:51 pm

One of the funniest things ever, is the episode off Family Guy where Peter pretends to be a miracle healer and God gets pissed and unleashes the plagues upon their house.
Peter: There has to be some sort of explanation for this.
Brian: You want an explanation? GOD *slap* IS *slap* PISSED *slap*!!!

I laughed soooooo hard when I saw that. My favorite funniest moment from a movie is from Dodgeball. It's when they get the wrong outfits and the team comes out in leather and chains attire. I laughed for at least 15 minutes afterward. My friend pretended not to know me because of how long I laughed :oops: .
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Post by Artemis » Mon Aug 02, 2004 6:26 pm

One of my favorites would be the "Black Beast of Arrrgh" from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, with the animator suffering a fatal heart attack. God, it cracks me up every time :lol:
I also love the "asshole" scene from Spaceballs, and the scene when the two guys in the ferrari fly through the air with that Star Wars music playing in Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
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Post by usachan » Mon Aug 02, 2004 6:39 pm

Here's another from the Simpsons, not exactly sure how it goes, but it cracks me up, the one with Lisa enrolling in tap class, with the one time child actress Vicky "The key to tap dancing is three simple words, tappa, tappa, tappa" and Lisa being like "I'm sorry, but I need a little more instructions than tappa, tappa, tappa" and Vicky saying "when I was your age, I had done 43 movies, and I did not get one, tappa, tappa, tappa. I would have killed for tappa, tappa, tappa." lol

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Post by Tiff » Mon Aug 02, 2004 9:47 pm

usachan wrote:Here's another from the Simpsons, not exactly sure how it goes, but it cracks me up, the one with Lisa enrolling in tap class, with the one time child actress Vicky "The key to tap dancing is three simple words, tappa, tappa, tappa" and Lisa being like "I'm sorry, but I need a little more instructions than tappa, tappa, tappa" and Vicky saying "when I was your age, I had done 43 movies, and I did not get one, tappa, tappa, tappa. I would have killed for tappa, tappa, tappa." lol
XD I love that episode. That's hilarious!

Nerdy Scientist guy: "Wait! Look here! The shoes have been in the off position the entire time! Lisa danced herself!"

Lias: "I did?! *beams*"

Homer: "What do you MEAN?! They're clearly in the ON position!"

Nerdy Scientist guy: "I was merely trying to spare the girls' feelings, you insensitive clod!"

Homer: "...OH. OOOOH....YES, THE OFF POSITION! I SEE NOW!"

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Rachel: Huh...a...moo point?
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Post by peachvampiress » Mon Aug 02, 2004 9:54 pm

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Nerdy Scientist guy: "Wait! Look here! The shoes have been in the off position the entire time! Lisa danced herself!"
His name's Professor Frink

:sings: Professor Frink, Professor Frink, he makes you laugh, he makes you think :/sings:

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Post by RoastedTwinkies » Mon Aug 02, 2004 10:03 pm

peachvampiress wrote:Tiff
Nerdy Scientist guy: "Wait! Look here! The shoes have been in the off position the entire time! Lisa danced herself!"
His name's Professor Frink

:sings: Professor Frink, Professor Frink, he makes you laugh, he makes you think :/sings:

10 glomps for the person who knows which episode that's from.

hahahah that's funny. I love that episode. I think the entire Mr Sparkle was pretty funny too. It was fun to hear/read all the Japanese in this episode.

EDIT: I cannot figure out which episode you're taling about, peach. I might have missed something.
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Post by Dinozore » Mon Aug 02, 2004 10:04 pm

peachvampiress wrote:10 glomps for the person who knows which episode that's from.
It's the one where they do all those mini-stories about various people in Springfield, right?
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Post by Artemis Lover » Tue Aug 03, 2004 2:36 pm

Tiff wrote: 2. Finding Nemo, Dori: I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my squishy.
Aah. I love that! It's so funny! I love all scenes with Dory.
My faves:
MOVIE:
1. The Asshole scene and "He shot my hair!" quote from Spaceballs
2. The Black Knight scene from Monty Python and the HG
3. The Squishy scene from Finding Nemo
4. Just about anything from Ferris Bueller's Day Off, especially when he
[spoiler] hijacks that float and sings "Twist and shout" :lol: [/spoiler]
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2. Anytime in Garfield when they:
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3. The part in The Reptile Room when they eat that coconut cake
4. When Mia is sick in Princess in the Spotlight
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1. Simpsons quote: "You're like Martha Stewart! Without the evil."
2. The "Wormy" episode of Spongebob
3. The "Neptune's Spatula" episode of Spongebob
4. The Simpsons when Bart gets healing powers
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Post by peachvampiress » Tue Aug 03, 2004 2:51 pm

The Christmas episode of Family Guy (the one with KISS saves Santa)

Peter: Merry Christmas to all, and to all shut the Hell up.
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Post by RoastedTwinkies » Tue Aug 03, 2004 6:14 pm

The entire South Park Christmas special XD

We all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose. We all know of frosty who's made out of snow. But all those stories seem kind of gay, because we all know who brightens our holiday...
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Post by peachvampiress » Tue Aug 03, 2004 6:46 pm

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The entire South Park Christmas special XD
Hell, the entire South Park series!! Chef Aid was one of my favorite episodes

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Post by Strawbaby » Wed Aug 04, 2004 4:10 am

That Little Vicky episode from the Simpsons is hilarious.
"I'm sorry, Lisa, but giving everyone an equal part when they're clearly not equal is called what, again, class?"
"Communism!"
"That's right! And I didn't tap dance morse code to the Allies 'til my shoes filled with blood just to roll out the welcome mat for the Reds!"


And you have to love Professor Frink and his garage sale.
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Post by DuoTheShinigami02 » Wed Aug 04, 2004 2:10 pm

Did anyone mention the Union episode from the Simpsons?

You know what I mean:

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"Dental plan! Lisa needs braces! Dental plan! Lisa needs braces!" Lenny and Marge

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Post by Tiff » Wed Aug 04, 2004 2:12 pm

DuoTheShinigami02 wrote: "Dental plan! Lisa needs braces! Dental plan! Lisa needs braces!" Lenny and Marge
*cracks up* I love that scene, especially Lenny's voice. "DENtal plaaaan......DENtal plaaaan.."

Joey: The question is, Rachel, does he like you? ''Cuz if he doesn''t, then it''s all just a moo point.
Rachel: Huh...a...moo point?
Joey: Yeah. It''''s like a cow''s opinion. It doesn''t matter....It''s moo.
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Post by RoastedTwinkies » Wed Aug 04, 2004 4:03 pm

Tiff wrote:
DuoTheShinigami02 wrote: "Dental plan! Lisa needs braces! Dental plan! Lisa needs braces!" Lenny and Marge
*cracks up* I love that scene, especially Lenny's voice. "DENtal plaaaan......DENtal plaaaan.."
that scene really gets me also. I also find that Homer's antics to be very funny too.

*Homer sees the Bowlerama place flying in the air.* "Hm, I don't remember that being there before... AHHH!" *Runs to the cellar*

*Marge sees fish flopping on her plate* "Homer, I don't think this fish is quite dead yet"
Homer: "Marge please, I'm having a hard enough time with the lobsters!" *Lobsters snapping their claws at Homer*

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