Funniest Movie/Book/TV Show scenes!

yoshmaster5 · Post by **yoshmaster5** » Sat Jan 24, 2004 11:22 pm

One of my favorite scenes is the Mother Rhino scene in Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

Anyone have any scenes they remember?

Jonathan · Post by **Jonathan** » Sat Jan 24, 2004 11:31 pm

I've got two!

1. The episode in Seinfeld where Elaine dances like an idiot. It was the funniest thing I've ever seen!

2. In Mad TV, when Debra Wilson said the joke in my signature. I was on the floor laughing my ass off the first time I heard it. Right after the joke, Tyra Banks breaks her neck with a pipe because she was making fun of Disney. It was hilarious!

LilEva · Post by **LilEva** » Sat Jan 24, 2004 11:32 pm

yoshmaster5 wrote: Anyone have any scenes they remember?

Restaurant scene in the movie Booty Call.

Dinozore · Post by **Dinozore** » Sat Jan 24, 2004 11:57 pm

When Sid the sloth is wandering around inside the glacier in Ice Age and comes upon a fish, a T-rex, a "sloth evolutionary chart", and a UFO encased in the walls of the tunnel

Post by **Tiff** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 12:53 am

Jonathan wrote:I've got two!

1. The episode in Seinfeld where Elaine dances like an idiot. It was the funniest thing I've ever seen!

*snickers* I love that.

1. There's a scene in friends...it's from the episode where Chandler and Monica announce they're engaged, and Ross and Rachel kiss in the hallway, therefore stealing Monica's "thunder". When Monica confronts Rachel, the following scene occurs:
Monica: Maybe you're jealous becuase your formerly fat friend is getting married first!
Rachel: oh, that is not fair. You know, now I wanna steal your stupid thunder. Come on, Ross, let's go have sex! *storms out*
Ross: Tsk...*glances around* *runs after*
Rachel: *In the bedroom* We're not REALLY going to have sex, we're just going to make them THINK we're having sex.
Ross: *in this wonderful sarcastic voice* Oh, I see. So EVERYONE wins.

2. Finding Nemo, Dori: I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my squishy.

yoshmaster5 · Post by **yoshmaster5** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 1:02 am

Saturday Night Live: Chris Kattan's Gullom. Just him doing that is just so funny... he actually acts like him pretty well!

Monster's Inc: When Sulley is fighting Randall, and Mikey appears, it talking to him while Sulley is getting his ass kicked...
Mike: Hey you're still not listening! *throws snocone, hitting Randalls, face, which Sulley punches, and randall re-appears* Hey, that's randall, what's he doing- oh...

Finding Nemo: The sea turtles. Crush is hystarical. Crush: No hurling on the shell dude, I just waxed it...
You lay 'em on the beach, and then co-co-ca-choo, they come on back to the big-ol blue...

Also the seagulls in Finding Nemo are hystarical! "Mike, mike mike. Mike."

Slrjoecool · Post by **Slrjoecool** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 1:16 am

yoshmaster5 wrote:Also the seagulls in Finding Nemo are hystarical! "Mike, mike mike. Mike."

I thought they said "Mine", not "mike". I'm pretty sure about that, anyway...

Post by **Tiff** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 2:07 am

Slrjoecool wrote:
yoshmaster5 wrote:Also the seagulls in Finding Nemo are hystarical! "Mike, mike mike. Mike."
I thought they said "Mine", not "mike". I'm pretty sure about that, anyway...

They did. They were referring to food...

yoshmaster5 · Post by **yoshmaster5** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 8:46 am

Tiff wrote:
Slrjoecool wrote:
yoshmaster5 wrote:Also the seagulls in Finding Nemo are hystarical! "Mike, mike mike. Mike."
I thought they said "Mine", not "mike". I'm pretty sure about that, anyway...
They did. They were referring to food...

sorry.

Liar Liar: When Jim Carrey is beating himself up in the restroom, and this guy comes in...
Guy: What the hell are you doing?
Fletcher *Jim Carrey*: I'm kicken' my ass, DO YA MIND??

Post by **Tiff** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 11:33 am

yoshmaster5 wrote:
sorry.

Liar Liar: When Jim Carrey is beating himself up in the restroom, and this guy comes in...
Guy: What the hell are you doing?
Fletcher *Jim Carrey*: I'm kicken' my ass, DO YA MIND??

*snicker* that's one of my favorites, as well as:
(Fletcher) *Forcing his hand to write "the pen is red"* "WRITE IT! WRITE IT OR I'LL BREAK IT OFF!"
*The hand turns on him, and writes "blue blue blue" all over his face.*
(Secretary) *bursts in* Boss, are you all right?!
(Flecther) It's blue...IT'S BLUE...THE GOD DAMNED PEN IS BLUE!!!

yoshmaster5 · Post by **yoshmaster5** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 12:15 pm

Also when the Defendent's boyfriend is in the booth.

Fletcher: Did you ever make l-l-l-l-l-LLLOOOVVVEEE?!?! I OBJECT YOUR HONOR! I MOVE TO STRIKE! You STUFFED HER LIKE A THANKSGIVING TURKEY, DIDN'T YOU!?!?!? YOU HAD SEX EVERYTIME YOU MET!
Boyfriend: ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT, I humped her brains out! There! You happy?!

Also this part:
Fletcher: Weight: 95. yeah. in your BRA. And your age right here, I bet that's a lie too!
Defendent: Fine, I said I was older so I could get married...
Fletcher: *screaming* AND THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE!!! The fact that this woman has slept with worse, than Seattle Slew, is irrevelant! *keeps doing dance*

Neo Dead Moon · Post by **Neo Dead Moon** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 3:46 pm

The Simpsons is full of hilarious lines, but one of my favorites was this one scene in which Ned Flanders was reading a Harry Potter book to his kids:

Ned: ..And Harry Potter, and all his wizard friends, went straight to Hell for practicing witchcraft.
*throws the book into the fireplace*
Rod and Tod: Yay!!

Jonathan · Post by **Jonathan** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 4:49 pm

Neo Dead Moon wrote:The Simpsons is full of hilarious lines, but one of my favorites was this one scene in which Ned Flanders was reading a Harry Potter book to his kids:

Ned: ..And Harry Potter, and all his wizard friends, went straight to Hell for practicing witchcraft.
*throws the book into the fireplace*
Rod and Tod: Yay!!

I remember that episode. That was funny. It was funny when Milhouse was going crazy for his doll.
Milhouse: Mom! Mom, where's Puppy Goo Goo?
Luanne: He's right here, honey.
Milhouse: Oh, Puppy Goo Goo, fetch me a dream.

DreamEmpress · Post by **DreamEmpress** » Tue Jan 27, 2004 12:39 am

I remembered something from Finding Nemo. It's the entire Sharks Annoyamous scene. "Fish Are Friends, not food." I can't remember all of it, but the speech was hilarous to watch. That and that one sharks impersonation of dolphins.

Ni-ban Neko · Post by **Ni-ban Neko** » Tue Jan 27, 2004 7:39 am

I like the whale-speak scene in Finding Nemo. "I wish I could speak whale."

Also, the Knights Who Say Ni part from Monty Python and the Holy Grail is one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

Was Chris Kattan Mango on Saturday Night Live? Mango's funny.

Starscream · Post by **Starscream** » Tue Jan 27, 2004 7:47 am

From the Simpsons:

"Ooh, what are you gonna do? Send out the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths, so that when they bark, they shoot bees at you?"

Jusenkyo no Pikachu · Post by **Jusenkyo no Pikachu** » Tue Jan 27, 2004 10:01 am

Ni-ban Neko wrote:Also, the Knights Who Say Ni part from Monty Python and the Holy Grail is one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

Ni!

I think Holy Grail is the funniest of the three...

Funniest scene? Hmm...

How about that "Usagi no kupii" scene from PGSM?

yoshmaster5 · Post by **yoshmaster5** » Tue Jan 27, 2004 11:44 am

Chris Kattan's Gullom!

"We likeses the bucconneersss." *angry face* "NO! We hatesss the bucconneersess" *Smeagol* "EEEEE!!!"

LOL!

Also, the Bad Doctor skit on SNL... "Send in Dr. Poop. Yes, laugh at his name but he may be the only one who could save your son!"
"Hello, I'm doctor Steven Poop. There is nothing I can do for your son, but I can do, the robot. *does robot* That will be $5,000."
"What the hell was that?"
"I'm sorry, I had nothing good."

Also, the fish in Finding Nemo that is obsessed with bubbles.

ValleyGirl · Post by **ValleyGirl** » Tue Jan 27, 2004 2:12 pm

There was this one scene in Monty Python, where they had a man in a kilt talking (I forget about what). Then I docter pops out from under the kilt and bursts, "Would you mind going away, I am TRYING to examine this man!!"

Dinozore · Post by **Dinozore** » Tue Jan 27, 2004 3:20 pm

Starscream wrote:From the Simpsons:

"Ooh, what are you gonna do? Send out the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths, so that when they bark, they shoot bees at you?"

Don't forget the version that had the robotic Richard Simmons in it...

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