SmarterChild

Miyamoto · Post by **Miyamoto** » Sun Jan 18, 2004 11:20 pm

Hey all. A while back there was this bot named Smarterchild. You would IM it and it would talk back to almost anything you'd tell it. It can do various things like tell you sports scores etc. WELL... I IMed it just now saying: Stop humping the mouse. And it said: I'm not sure if I can stop humping the mouse...

lol....

Here's another one: I ask to stop humping the laser and it says:

You think I should do that?

lol...

Comments?

KoiNoVash · Post by **KoiNoVash** » Sun Jan 18, 2004 11:52 pm

I asked him the same thing and he said he was uncomfortable with that ^^;.

Miyamoto · Post by **Miyamoto** » Sun Jan 18, 2004 11:55 pm

I just now told it:

Borninbrklyn: Mike wants me to suck and devour your ass.

And it said:

SmarterChild: Tell me more.

lol...

Sakuya · Post by **Sakuya** » Mon Jan 19, 2004 12:33 am

This is for AIM right? Who created it?

Miyamoto · Post by **Miyamoto** » Mon Jan 19, 2004 12:55 am

Sakuya wrote:This is for AIM right? Who created it?

Yeah it is... Some company.. I forget who. Just send an IM to Smarterchild and start talking with it... Try and get funny results like I did.

MonkeyDLuffy · Post by **MonkeyDLuffy** » Mon Jan 19, 2004 1:47 am

I despise you SMARTERCHILD! He is so not that smart. He was mean. He was going to play a game with my friend to stop his cursing, but that butt head told me to stop talking badly. It should die. It also had like all these friends for specific topics. I am never talking to him again. It is OVER between us.

Neo Dead Moon · Post by **Neo Dead Moon** » Mon Jan 19, 2004 2:11 am

I talked to him, but I said nothing funny or anything. I acted as if I was talking to someone REAL! How boring am I?

Sailor Moon · Post by **Sailor Moon** » Mon Jan 19, 2004 3:32 pm

I used to make topcis on Messageboards like GameFAQs where everyone could psot their SmarterChild conversations. It was sooo fun. SmarterChidl once really told my little brother to shut up. SmarterChild can be so cruel at times. He also once admitted to having an affair with VaVirgil, the say no to smoking bot.

Cardcaptor Takato · Post by **Cardcaptor Takato** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 10:20 am

I asked SmarterChild if he knew of any Sailor Moon websites and SMU was number 2 on his list of links! It's good to see SMU is popular!

Post by **Tiff** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 4:22 pm

Cardcaptor Takato wrote:I asked SmarterChild if he knew of any Sailor Moon websites and SMU was number 2 on his list of links! It's good to see SMU is popular!

o_o; that's pretty damn cool.

Sakuya · Post by **Sakuya** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 8:22 pm

Then who is number 1?

Cardcaptor Takato · Post by **Cardcaptor Takato** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 9:23 pm

Number 1 is Hitoshi Doi's Sailor Moon site according to SmarterChild.

MonkeyDLuffy · Post by **MonkeyDLuffy** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 9:32 pm

Well, my smarterchild doesn't know what Sailor Moon is. How do you word it?

Cardcaptor Takato · Post by **Cardcaptor Takato** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 9:39 pm

I always type "do you know of any Sailor Moon sites?" and it links me to some sites.

Jumbled Thoughts · Post by **MarioKnight** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 9:44 pm

Cardcaptor Takato wrote:I asked SmarterChild if he knew of any Sailor Moon websites and SMU was number 2 on his list of links! It's good to see SMU is popular!

Wrong SMU, the SMU that's listed as #2 on SmarterChild is the long dead Sailor Moon Universe, not us.

Celexa · Post by **Celexa** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 9:48 pm

Heh, he's funny. He won't run a web search though, because I'm "underage"

But he's really funny.

chibicelexa: dammit
SmarterChild: Whoa. What's up?
chibicelexa: the sky
SmarterChild: The sky is up, yeah.
chibicelexa: so are the clouds
SmarterChild: Don't be so sure the clouds are too.
chibicelexa: What are you on?
SmarterChild: Wow, you ask interesting questions. I don't know the answer to that.

XD How do these bots work? Are they programmed or something?

Sakuya · Post by **Sakuya** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 11:05 pm

Excuse me for my lame conversation, but it's funny! I'm Yakusoya of course:

Yakusoya: Konnichiwa!
SmarterChild: Konnichiwa? Why did you say that?
Yakusoya: It means hello
SmarterChild: It what?
Yakusoya: It means "hello"
SmarterChild: That's very interesting, Sakuya.
Yakusoya: It's Japanese!
SmarterChild: Is it japanese?
Yakusoya: It is
SmarterChild: Uh huh.
Yakusoya: Yup
SmarterChild: Why do you say it is?
Yakusoya: Because it is!
SmarterChild: OK, I guess it is.
Yakusoya: -_-"
SmarterChild: -? What's -?
Yakusoya: Stop humping the mouse.
SmarterChild: But humping the mouse is so much fun!

Usagi04 · Post by **Usagi04** » Wed Jan 21, 2004 1:51 pm

I tried talking to him and it wouldn't answer.

Celexa · Post by **Celexa** » Wed Jan 21, 2004 7:39 pm

Usagi04 wrote:I tried talking to him and it wouldn't answer.

Maybe the server was busy? Keep trying.

Not only is Smartie a souce of entertainment, he can help do homework! I decided to type in "stop humping the mouse" like Sakuya did, and here are my funniest results:

chibicelexa: stop humping the mouse
SmarterChild: Why should I stop now?
chibicelexa: stop humping the mouse
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I can stop humping the mouse...

Starscream · Post by **Starscream** » Thu Jan 22, 2004 4:26 pm

Tux Chaos X: why are you humping the mouse?
SmarterChild: Why am I humping the mouse? I don't know.