What's the funniest conversation you've ever heard or had? It can be from a show (NOT lines, conversation. Make it at least three lines.) movie, friend, etc.
Mine is with a friend. We did a compilation of crap codenamed "lphenge" where we do perverted stuff, funny stuff, and just random stuff. This is from there.
Celexa = me
Zertec = My friend, her identity is hidden
Celexa: We went on vacation!
Zertec: Huh?
Celexa: We went on vacation!
Zertec: We did?
Celexa: We went to the Alps.
Zertec: Where are they supposed to be?
Celexa: Up in Switzerland.
Zertec: ...I DON'T SPEAK SPANISH!
Celexa: It's not Spanish...it's Switzerlandeze...
Zertec: WELL I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPEAK SWITZERLAND DAGALAH!
Funny Conversations
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Funny Conversations
Me: This is coming from the kid who doesn't know what Viagra is!
Ko: It's cold medicine, right?
Our Group: NO!!!
Me: Can I just say?
Dylan: Sure, it's no weirder than what normally comes out of your mouth.
Me: (says what)
Ko: .....What's that?
Me: ......*starts crying*
Carley: STEVE! STEVE GET OVER HERE AND TELL KO WHAT VIAGRA DOES!
Steve: See, it's like this: The bridge goes up and the soldiers rush out....
Tiff: Aww, you killed someone for me. That's so sweet in a f***ed up sort of way!