Can anyone speak Dutch?

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Can anyone speak Dutch?

Post by Celexa » Wed Jan 14, 2004 8:23 pm

I got a message on my message board that said

"Ich HeiBe Felix.. Ich bin Neu
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Guten Tag. Ich bin Felix, und bin Neu. Ich finde schwimmen toll.. und anime ist super spitz.. Ich finde Musik Horen toll. Du madchens bist ficken spitze. "

When I ran it through Babelfish, which I now deem unreliable, it came up with

"I HeiBe Felix.. I am new
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Good day I are Felix, and are new I find swim madly. and anime is super pointedly. I find music Horen mad. You madchens are ficken sharpen."

I can understand some, but can someone who actually knows the language translate this for me please?

Me: This is coming from the kid who doesn't know what Viagra is!
Ko: It's cold medicine, right?
Our Group: NO!!!
Me: Can I just say?
Dylan: Sure, it's no weirder than what normally comes out of your mouth.
Me: (says what)
Ko: .....What's that?
Me: ......*starts crying*
Carley: STEVE! STEVE GET OVER HERE AND TELL KO WHAT VIAGRA DOES!
Steve: See, it's like this: The bridge goes up and the soldiers rush out....

Tiff: Aww, you killed someone for me. That's so sweet in a f***ed up sort of way!

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Post by Anthy » Wed Jan 14, 2004 8:28 pm

That's German, my dear. I'll have a translation up in a few moments.

Edit:
"My name is Felix.. I'm new.
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Good day. I am Felix, and am new. I think swimming is crazy.. and anime is super tip [o_O;].. I think listening to music is crazy. You girls are fucking sharp. "

Since the sentences are so simple, methinks someone has had too much fun with a German dictionary and their first year of the language. Would sharpen?
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