As per the Holiday Season...

crazydiamond · Post by **crazydiamond** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 8:57 pm

Let's start a marathon thread! No, wait. Don't call it that. Tiff will be angry. *thinks* Okay! Lets...do this! "You Know You Watch Too Many Holiday (Christmas) Specials When..."
- you know the three words which best describe the Grinch
- if, when you hear anyone else besides Burl Ives sings "Holly Jolly Christmas" you have no idea what song it is.
- you've seen just about every incarnation of "A Christmas Carol" made.
- You know there were mice stirring on the night before Christmas, and what they were up to.
- "Mama in her kerchief and I in my cap" makes you think of Bert and Ernie.
- You know how cold it has to be to freeze a Winnebego.

Add, add! I love these lists! But try and keep it vague, so it's something of a game, too. Try and guess which special is being described, you know?

KoiNoVash · Post by **KoiNoVash** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 9:07 pm

oh! I have one
-You crack up whenever someone says "You'll shoot your eye out!"

peachvampiress · Post by **peachvampiress** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 11:15 pm

-you decorate your tree with all of the gaudy crap you see on those holiday decorating specials.

Post by **Tiff** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 11:52 pm

LMAO @ crazydiamond. Careful, or there'll be some coal in your SMU stocking.

-You know Linus's entire speech, word for word.
-You know the "whoville" song.
-You've actually indeed, been run over by a reindeer.

crazydiamond · Post by **crazydiamond** » Fri Dec 12, 2003 7:54 pm

*protectively clutches her stocking* No way!! I already have more coal than I know what to do with!
- You run around with an old hat and try it on every snowman you find. (Or, you build many, many snowmen and try the hat on each one)
- At some point, you wanted a choo-choo with square wheels on it's caboose, or a Charlie in the Box
- You purposefully seek out the tiniest, sickliest Christmas tree and exclaim "It's really not such a bad little tree."

DreamEmpress · Post by **DreamEmpress** » Fri Dec 12, 2003 7:54 pm

I'm gonna try my hand at this now...

-You watch out and are careful of any "icy patches".
-You can name off at least 5 times that Santa and Christmas have been saved
-You dream about a nutcracker becoming really cute prince and when you wake up you find out he's your new next door neighbor. (A medal to anyone who can guess this one)
-Your siblings drive you up the wall singing about going to grandma's house in a sleigh.
-The term Scrooge is uttered practically everywhere you go.
-You see Santa endorsing Carpets and flooring.

Celexa · Post by **Celexa** » Fri Dec 12, 2003 8:44 pm

- You actually want your grandma to be run over by a reindeer...just so you can sing that song.

- You own at least ten music books of Christmas carols

- You watch Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer every year.

- You never miss a Christmas program because you have about five TVs stacked on top of each other.

DreamEmpress · Post by **DreamEmpress** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 4:03 am

-Your siblings drive you nuts with jingle bell rock
-You make a snow man bride, groom and parson, hoping that Jack Frost will show up to be the best man.
-You make money out of icicles.
-You try to catch your toys moving around (another million points to anyone who guesses this one)
-You listen to the news to make sure no bad wolves have tried to set up any gloopstick factories at the north pole.
-You try to track down a penguin for a pet.

Cardcaptor Takato · Post by **Cardcaptor Takato** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 8:27 am

DreamEmpress wrote:I'm gonna try my hand at this now...

-You dream about a nutcracker becoming really cute prince and when you wake up you find out he's your new next door neighbor. (A medal to anyone who can guess this one)

The Care Bears Nutcracker special.....? And to add onto this thread....

-Whenever someone mentions "presence", you automatically assume they're talking about Christmas gifts.
-You make it a tradition to ask every Santa Claus at the malls if they have a passport before they go travelling around the world this year.

DreamEmpress · Post by **DreamEmpress** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 7:17 pm

*awards Cardcaptor Takato with a shiny gold medal* Yay! We have a winner.

-You start looking through Pepsi trucks to see if they're really being driven by elves.
-You listen to the news to make sure no one is blasting for oil near the North Pole.

SailorSpace · Post by **SailorSpace** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 9:39 pm

-You name, memorize, and sing every song sun in "Year Without a Santa Claus" (I'm Mr. Green Xmas...) and "Rudolph's Shiney New Year" (It's raining sunshine...)

-You make your house look EXACTLY like Clark Griswold's (And screw up Xmas the exact same way)

Jusenkyo no Pikachu · Post by **Jusenkyo no Pikachu** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 8:10 am

You think Tchaikovski and Hoffman were both on about bravery. Indeed, bravery is actually sitting down and watching this one.

You wonder if Kelly was actually wearing toe shoes the whole time

You become obsessed with making your Barbie dolls do pliés and pirouettes.

You actually know about the existence of Barbie and the Rockers: Out of this World

You know "Hooray for Santy Claus"

DreamEmpress · Post by **DreamEmpress** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 4:51 am

-You cover your ears and yell like Santa, telling everyone "No More Jingle Bells"
-You can name 5 people who have been related to Santa
-You beg your parents to get you a golden echo harmonica for christmas