Let's see what's illegal in the
Big C
Comic books which depict any illegal acts are banned.
I was going to write "Ho ho, my issue of Catwoman #*** begs to differ", but I honestly just went through 100+ Catwoman comics and none had anything obviously illegal on the front.
35% of a radio stations content must be “Canadian Content”.
You know you're Canadian when: You remember the Heritage Minutes from the 90's (Canadian propaganda at it's cheesiest).
Citizens may not publicly remove bandages.
There are three public pools in my town that beg to differ.
It is illegal to turn right on a red light at any time.
These have got to be province/city specific or outdated, because B.C.'s young drivers program says differently.
Margarine producers can’t make their margarine yellow
Canada is renowned for it's green margarine, called "I Can't Believe It's Not Pine."
The color of house and garage doors is regulated by city bylaws (a purple door get you a fine).
True story. Years ago a guy down the street from me lived in a faded yellow house. For some mentally unstable reason he painted it a cartoonish shade of purple. Like Barney the Dinsosaur purple. It was the most retarded paint job I've ever seen to. You know when you take a cheap Crayola marker and scribble a line of colour, then go over it again, you can clearly see the layers underneath? It was just like that. His crayola paint job only lasted about a month before someone with a basic 4th grade understanding of art came and painted it a nice shade of blue similar to the SMU boards.
