The Bratz craze..bleh

Gamer8585 · Post by **Gamer8585** » Tue May 29, 2007 5:31 pm

SeiUsa wrote:I commented on one of the Bratz's "songs" on SongMeanings a while back, and recently I got a rather amusing response:

http://www.songmeanings.net/lyric.php?l ... 3015168746

HEY! Just because they look like whores doesn't mean they sell their bodies!

*Walks into toy store*

Gomen nasai.

Sailormars Obsessed fan · Post by **Sailormars Obsessed fan** » Wed May 30, 2007 11:33 am

SeiUsa wrote:I commented on one of the Bratz's "songs" on SongMeanings a while back, and recently I got a rather amusing response:

http://www.songmeanings.net/lyric.php?l ... 3015168746

How can you not notice how their clothes looks? It's kind of blatant.

Oh and that song is just one cliche after another. It's really painful

Senshi_of_Vision · Post by **Senshi_of_Vision** » Wed May 30, 2007 9:15 pm

That response was just...how are you a perv for noting what anyone with resonable thought process notices? The true pervs are the ones who design the skank clothes these dolls wear and I think its funny how people who dont know any better defend them because they buy into the whole they help people crap. I love how corporations still can brainwash the masses even in this day and age.

Rin · Post by **Rin** » Thu May 31, 2007 6:13 pm

Ugh don't get me started on the Bratz dolls!

They have to be one of the most annoying things ever marketed towards kids! And I personally think they are ugly. And it's just ridiculous the way they are dressed considering who they are marketed towards...

Queen Of Hearts · Post by **Queen Of Hearts** » Thu May 31, 2007 9:14 pm

Now I wonder....which is better...

The SKany bratz dolls I played when I was little...

Or my darling Living dead dolls that haunt, and scare little children, which gives me sick satifaction

Scary dead dolls or Scary livings hoes...

So hard to make up my mind! [/sarcasam]

Bratz dolls...why did I ever like them...

Sailormars Obsessed fan · Post by **Sailormars Obsessed fan** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 11:24 am

I wouldnt really compare the living dead dolls with Bratz.

Living dead dolls arent marketed to be taken seriously like Bratz seem to be.

(and living dead dolls are kinda cool but thats an opinion lol)

Queen Of Hearts · Post by **Queen Of Hearts** » Sat Jun 02, 2007 3:04 pm

Sailormars Obsessed fan wrote:I wouldnt really compare the living dead dolls with Bratz.

Living dead dolls arent marketed to be taken seriously like Bratz seem to be.

(and living dead dolls are kinda cool but thats an opinion lol)

Bratz dolls are jsut as scary as LLD, IMO.
I own one too! DOTTIE ROSE, MY BABY! <3 *hugs*

Dr. Casey · Post by **Dr. Casey** » Sat Jun 02, 2007 11:02 pm

Jeff wrote:I was 14 when I joined this forum. I can't even believe some of the things I wrote and the attitude I had.

You were 15, you silly man.

SeiUsa · Post by **SeiUsa** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 7:24 pm

Well...I briefly saw a commercial the other day for some kind of Bratz contest. From what I gathered you can enter the contest and a Bratz doll will be made of you. Just what I always wanted. To be made into an ugly doll with a huge head with even bigger lips and have my face smeared with make-up. =D

Senshi_of_Vision · Post by **Senshi_of_Vision** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 8:35 pm

I know im sick of seeing the commercial for the movie, and now the dolls for the movie. And ugh B-Bratz world.. the commercial makes me want to hurt things seriously. Its bad enough the dolls are creepy tramps but now I get to hear commercials with bad slang to.

Jumbled Thoughts · Post by **MarioKnight** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:20 pm

A pre-early teen girl asked me the other day if the GameCube Bratz game was anything like the GBA one. I so wanted to answer with "Well, one I can break with my bare hands, and the other I need a hammer to break." XD Seriously, I just want to smash all the Bratz stuff in the store, thank god I'm not in the toy store anymore, I hated selling the stuff.

peachvampiress · Post by **peachvampiress** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 3:28 am

I keep seeing the commerical on T.V. It's like the writers have never been to a highschool. It's just another LIKE OMG EVRY1 FITS IN 2 STEROTYPIACL CLIQUES AND ONLY A HNADFUL ARE TEH NONCOMFORMITS WHO MUST BE BROKXXORS UP!!!111

Something tells me the ending will be [spoiler]they all reconcile and all the stereotypes live in peace!!!. Sorry if I spoiled the end :([/spoiler]

Speaking of Bratz merchandise, here's further proof that Barbie could kick the Bratz ass' anyday Let's see Bratz make something this classy

If you've got some time to kill, I recommend looking at all the high priced collectible Barbies. While Bratz's making another generic hooker, Mattel just released 10 different, beautifully designed dolls.

Post by **Tiff** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 10:05 am

peachvampiress wrote:
Something tells me the ending will be [spoiler]they all reconcile and all the stereotypes live in peace!!!. Sorry if I spoiled the end [/spoiler]

GOD. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? I HAD BEEN WAITING SO LONG TO SEE THIS....

I HATE YOU.

Senshi_of_Vision · Post by **Senshi_of_Vision** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 9:23 pm

RFLMAO Tiff, yeah seriously that movies plot says it all in the commercial, but it will appeal to the young girls who still think this crap is cute. Sadly its really young girls who buy into this nonsense. And I love the new Teen Model barbies you can be fashionable (gah I hate that word now cause of the bratz) and not be a complete whore about it. Im just really bugged out about that whole online world thought, that whole Be coming in august crap ticked me off, im not a person who uses perfect grammar but damned that irks the heck out of me. And the thought of an online bratz world gives me that annoyed itchy feeling.

peachvampiress · Post by **peachvampiress** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 11:58 pm

Tiff

GOD. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? I HAD BEEN WAITING SO LONG TO SEE THIS....

I HATE YOU.

Who knows, I may be wrong and Samuel L. Jackson has a cameo at the end where he yells "I've had it with these mother fucking cliques, in my mother fucking school!" and shoots everyone up.

Just when you though it couldn't get any stupidercheck out the Bratz movie site.I like how it says "Hang on, it's like loading". Teh megahurtz are like, filling your modem LAWL!!!

The cardboard cutouts characters have bios that practically mock themselves.

Yasmin's (because Jasmin isn't TEH SPESHUL enough).

Fave Books: Chick-Lit with happy endings
Translation:Those cheap, shitty books at check-out counters that some hack pumps out.
Fave Food: Thai, Mediterranean, anthing ethinc!
GUMBO!
Fave Class: Creative Writing
I likes to write Mary-Sues!!!!
Fashion Passion: Bleding different styles into a graceful glam look.
Holy crap Yasmin, you are teh original, because it's not like fashion and costume designers have been doing that since the dawn of time. You are one special little star.

Sasha's
Nickname: Bunny Boo
WTF?
Fave Color: Red-violet
Fuschia's too hard to spell ;_;
Lucky Number:3
Because I can count it on one hand!
Fave Movies: Edgy Comedies
That's a genre now?
Fave Books: Biographies of successful people
As opposed to those Biographies of people who failed miserably at life that are so popular?
Fave Music:Hip-hop, Beyonce, J Lo
Fashion Passion: My style comes from the street-old school and new funk
Wow, what are the odds that the token black girl would listen to Hip-hop and get her clothing style from the street? Not that I'd accuse people who wrote a movie about generic highschool cliques of stereotypeing....oh I guess I did.

Jade's
Nickname:Kool Kat
I guess C is for Cookie, but it's NOT good enough for her.
Fave Movies:Stylish Foreign Films
No doubt dubbed in English so she doesn't have to read subtitles
Fave Books:I prefer fashion mags
Because they have more pretty pictures and less words!
Fave Food:Sushi, because it looks cool on a plate!
Never mind how it tastes, my fave foods should look cute :D
Fave Class: Chemisty, because I like mixing elements together!
.....there are no words.

Cloe's
Fave Books:Mysteries (I try to solve them before the end!)
I like how it says try. Obviously she never could figure out it was Colonel Mustard in the Library with the Candelstick.
Fave Food: Right now I'm vegetarian...next week, who knows!
The question was what you like to eat, not which bandwagon your currently ridding.
Fave Music:It changes all the time...the hottest new artists on the cutting edge, like Prima J!
I just listen to whatever MTV tells me to like ^__________________________^
Fashion Passion:Animal prints and sparkly fabrics-definitely dramatic!
Definitely a combo that got you sent to the "special" class.

Edit:Changed quote tags to bold because quote made the post waaay to big

Queen Of Hearts · Post by **Queen Of Hearts** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 12:05 am

Peach-san, you made my day (er, night..?). That was funny.

The Jade and Sushi thing wants me to stangle teh Bratz now. >_>
Yes! Eveything muat be teh stylish! Even ur food! LAWLZ!!!

Who knows, I may be wrong and Samuel L. Jackson has a cameo at the end where he yells "I've had it with these mother fucking cliques, in my mother fucking school!" and shoots everyone up.

Oh! That would be awsome!!! This movie gets a happy ending after all! [/spoiler]

Rin · Post by **Rin** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 12:10 am

LOL Peach! That was awesome!

Post by **Tiff** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 11:40 am

peachvampiress wrote:
Who knows, I may be wrong and Samuel L. Jackson has a cameo at the end where he yells "I've had it with these mother fucking cliques, in my mother fucking school!" and shoots everyone up.

I would so see it if that were the case. XD

Cardcaptor Takato · Post by **Cardcaptor Takato** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 5:21 pm

Since when is food cool-looking? Last I checked it was a necessity of life, not the latest fashion trend of the week. Kool Cat sounds like some preppy teen's MySpace username. Why must these girls only like things because they're stylish? Whatever happened to liking things just because you like them? This whole movie's theme is hypocritical. The characters speak out against conformity by conforming?

Jusenkyo no Pikachu · Post by **Jusenkyo no Pikachu** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 8:14 am

Cardcaptor Takato wrote: Kool Cat sounds like some preppy teen's MySpace username.

a) It's Kool Kat, not Kool Cat.
b) All those names sound like that. Worse, the other Bratz flicks have the girls referring to each other by these names. (BTW: Cloe's--she's too kool for the H--is "Angel" and Yasmin's is "Pretty Princess".

I am constantly amazed with how utterly sad I am. I have actually sat through all four Bratz movies (how I managed to not die of multiple strokes is beyond me), and I actually paid attention to details like that. Maybe it's just because of how stupid those names are.