South Park Season 12

[MarioKnight]

Last week's episode was weak in mine and my friends' opinions, but this week was great. Had to wait to see it working the WOW midnight launch, but it gave me a good chance to play with the DVR I finally got in my room on Wednesday. I loved the boys' reactions when they watched High School Musical, and every part was put together really well. Definitely a big step up from last week, which the only part I got a chuckle out of was Cartman selling stolen TVs on the street.

[mizangelamy]

Breast Cancer Show Ever

Oh... my... god... XD XD XD This was just... insane. This is more proof of what Trey and Matt said in the Scott Tenorman must Die commentary--that Cartman is the most horrible human being on the planet. And this is... holy god, so much proof of this in this one episode...

[spoiler]Wendy giving a report on Breast Cancer... cartman keeps laughing because he's an immature little shit. It keeps going on, and Wendy finally challenges him to fight. Cartman is laughing it off, but Wendy is dead serious... and is swearing all kinds of obscenities at him. And Cartman starts to panic... which leads to many... MANY... insane scenes.
1. Cartman 'apologizing' to her, but not saying it to everyone.
2. Cartman EATING HIS UNDERWEAR to get her to call off the fight.
3. Cartman trying to get Stan to stop Wendy, and his underwear coming out of his system during that scene, to sticking on his hand for the next 30 seconds. XD
4. Cartman taking a dump on Mr. Garrison's desk to try to get out of the fight.
5. Cartman crying to his mom to get Wendy's parents to forbid her.
6. Cartman still proving he's a complete asshole by mocking her constantly... until Principal Victoria tells Wendy to kick Cartman's ass royally.
7. Cartman trying to bail from the fight with a circle of people around.
8. Cartman getting his ass handed to him, ROYALLY.
9. Cartman deluding himself that everyone thinks he's cool no matter what, when everyone says they've always known he sucked.[/spoiler]

Just... so much brilliant Cartman in this... oh my god... XD

I think the best scene was definatly this:
[spoiler]Cartman EATING HIS UNDERWEAR in front of Wendy to get her to call off the fight. LITERALLY. Trying to cave to unspeakable levels because he is so horrible... such a heartless character. XD[/spoiler]

This is going to be considered one of the best Cartman episodes. XD

I was laughing my buns off when I was watching this. Best episode ever!!! Finally someone fought back against Cartman for being an ass!

[MarioKnight]

"Well I'm out guys, if this is what's cool now, I think I'm done, I no longer have any connection to this world. I'm gonna go home and kill myself, goodbye friends." ~ Eric Cartman

That is now one of my favorite quotes ever, alongside with being called out on not doing it the following day in school with him explaining why he failed in his attempt. XD

[yoshmaster5]

Sorry I haven't posted lately...
School is a royal pain sometimes. *drained*

Anyway, here are the little commentaries/summaries. ^_^

About Last Night...

[spoiler]This starts with Obama's acceptance speech, showing that it is going to be parodying the election issues. However... there was an alternate purpose.

There were two stories in this episode. Here's the first...
Okay, so all the Obama supporters are partying in teh streets. Rabidly. Including all the boy's parents. Cartman rides by with a bunch of TV's in a box behind his three-wheel. To the point of tipping over cop cars. However, Ike was a McCain supporter, and in his grief, jumps out a window. Stan and Kyle try to get one of the adults to drive them to the hospital, but they are all too trashed, and Randy curses at his boss. So it is up to Stan and Kyle to get Ike to the hospital. They pass all the McCain supporters who are fighting over who goes into a shelter built in case McCain lost. When they get to the hospital, they see tons of Obama supporters who partied too hard (Including one guy with an Obama sign up his ass) or McCain supporters who tried to kill themselves. Continue summary in next part...

Meanwhile Obama and McCain are actually working together as one of the Ocean's movie parodies, to steal the Hope Diamond. It turns out that they use the Presidential Escape tunnel to get into the smithsonian. Included in the plot are Michelle Obama and Sarah Palin, who is actually British. They eventually escape with the diamond, and proceed to fake their own deaths by having dummies in a plane, which Ike actually explodes, goes into the Hospital records room, and edits the records to show all the people in the plot were actually dead. The end of hte episode shows randy waking up with a massive hangover, without his pants, without a TV (CARTMAN), and Stan tells him his boss fired him.[/spoiler]

I actually liked this episode... at least the first story. Not the second, I know why they did an Ocean's parody, but it just seemed weak. The thing with all the Obama supporters going nuts and the McCain supporters going crazy in paranoia just cracked me up... because I dont' know if anyone else was on a college campus, but... that's kind of how insane it was getting. Obama supporters were going crazy, and McCain supporters were saying it's the end of the world. At CMU, it wasn't even as bad as others. Apparently at Western Michigan, you could hear a roar when the results were announced, and at Kalamazoo College, apparently there were kids streaking. That's why I found the episode hilarious, but I can see how it wouldn't be to some.

Best Scene: Cartman stealing all the TVs. XD

Elementary School Musical

[spoiler]Guess what the new fad is in South Park? High School Musical! Because Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman want to know what the hell is going on, they try to watch the first one. Responses: Stan-"This... is cool?" Cartman-"Well, I'm out. I'm going to go kill myself." It's later revealed that Cartman did not kill himself because Hybrid cars will not kill you from CO poisoning. But the musical crap keeps going on. Stan talks to the kid who is the "star" of all the songs, who reveals he hates musicals, but his dad would go nuts if he played basketball. Stan pressures the kid to play sports. It is important to say that Stan is doing this because he thinks Bryan will steal Wendy away from him. So the kid, Bryan, is at home, and tells his Dad who is a flaming musical nut. Who then proceeds to go nuts, and starts slapping his wife. Stan forces Bryan to practice with the Basketball team, and Bryan's dad comes in, slaps the coach, Mr. Mackey, and prances out. Stan then calls Child protective services, and Bryan's dad procees to slap them out of his house. Stan decides that he has no choice but to become like Bryan out of fear of loosing his girlfriend, to which the other boys (and a kid named Scott Melcinson, that Cartman is always mocking) come to confront him, but Stan talks them into it by saying "Now people think BUTTERS is cooler than you." Meanwhile Bryan finally stands up for himself by punching out his dad. Next day, Bryan has given up singing. All the boys go into this insane musical number while everyone else leaves.
Stan: But... but... the girls liked this!
Scott: I think they just like that Bryan kid. (Walks off)
Stan: Aw, AW.... and we JUST got good at this![/spoiler]

Awesome, especially for me because I can't STAND High School Musical. Bad music, overproduced, and it's just flooding the market. I dont' care about bad high school drama, and it should go away. As for episode content... I loved everyone's reactions, mainly the boys when they first see what is going on. XD XD XD Cartman-"girls are such fags." And then they are horrified that they are the only kids who are completely clueless. Plus, the Dad was just insane. "I'm SLAPHAPPY!!!!!"

Best Scene: As Dan Said... Cartman's line after watching High School Musical, and the explaination afterwards. XD And Bryan's Dad was funny at times too. Also loved this line:
Jimmy: Where have you guys been?
Craig: ... Peru...

The Ungroundable

[spoiler]It starts with Butters being paranoid about 'vampires' hanging out in school, and all the boys are completely indifferent. Butters, being Butters, thinks that they are ACTUAL vampires. Of course, it's just kids dressing in black, wearing plastic fangs, and drinking clammato juice. This pisses off the Goth Kids, who are getting confused with vampire kids, who are just preppy kids who think dressing in black is fun. Butters, of course, is getting tormented by his parents and decides that he must become a vampire. Butters joins the 'vampire' kids while the Goth Kids keep trying to get the differences across. They fail obviously, and Butters is transformed into a vampire at Hot Topic. So, Butters thinks he is an ACTUAL vampire, and he starts acting like this to his parents, blatantly ignoring them, and earning the episode's title--Ungroundable. The Goth Kids decide that kidnapping the kid who started the vampire fad will stop all the other preppy kids from 'acting vamp' and then decide it would be best to Fedex him to Scottsdale. This doesn't work. Butters, thinking he is an actual vampire, tries to 'feed' on Eric, fails, and runs out of the room. Eric says butters gave him a hickey, and says he's now gay, and horribly confused. Butter's parents try to confront him, but Butters still thinks he is a vampire. The Goth kids try to figure otu another way to get rid of the vampire kids, adn Butters goes to show them how kids are being transformed. The Goth kids proceed to burn down the Hot Topic. Butters is now back to normal, and is immediately grounded. The Goth Kids then give a speech about the differences between goths and 'vampire-ignorant-wannabe-boners.'[/spoiler]

This one was... meh. Butters thinking he was a vampire was by far the best segment of the episode. The Goth kids are... iffy. Really, really iffy. This one was kind of bad... I know why Trey and Matt would be pissed about kids dressing like that or acting moronic in this fashion, but the episode personally wasn't that funny. Except the beginning, Butters messing up with his tape recorder, and the Butters/Cartman scene. XD

Best Scene: Either the beginning with all the kids playing Call of Duty in the computer class, or Butters trying to drink Cartman's blood.

So far... nothing has beaten The Breast Cancer Show Ever, and I don't expect anything from the rest of this season to beat it. That episode was just... TOO. DAMN. FUNNY.

Kind of sad that this is the finale for the seaon already... but I guess I'm not too surprised. 7 episode runs is usually waht they do, so... yeah.