Coolest / Lamest Comebacks

SeiUsa · Post by **SeiUsa** » Sun Nov 05, 2006 6:34 pm

What were the coolest and the lamest comebacks you've ever heard, or even said?
(I don't actually have any at the moment, that's why I'm asking all of you. ^__^ I'll come back [no pun intended] and post if any spark my memory.)

Jumbled Thoughts · Post by **MarioKnight** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 2:18 am

*finds tape labled 'Snappy Response' and inserts it into deck*

"Your mother."

XD

Neon Heart · Post by **Neon Heart** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 4:41 am

Me and my mom's boyfriend always exchange "insults" out of humor....mine are always lame, lol. One example, me trying to tell a yo mama joke...

"Yo mama's so fat, she....She breaks stuff."

Yeah... Pretty embarrassing. u.u;

Jusenkyo no Pikachu · Post by **Jusenkyo no Pikachu** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 8:42 am

From a South of Nowhere episode:

Madison: Aiden, I need to talk to you. [Eyeing the pre-together Spash] Alone.
Ashley: You better get used to the whole "alone" thing, because your boy, he's moving on.
Madison: Bite me, Queer Eye.
Ashley: Not if you were the last Barbie on earth.
[Madison goes on to dis the Spash, using the term "Ellen twins." Aiden, not knowing any better, will later try to hook up with Spencer, only to realise that not only is she indeed gay, but she's totally gunning for Ashley]

And from a later episode:

Paula: You want me to say her name? I’ll say her name: You’re not allowed to see Ashley anymore…She is a bad influence. I’m telling you, you are forbidden to see Ashley.
Spencer: How are you going to stop me? You're never home--
[Paula responds by slapping Spencer.]

As for real-life zingers...none recently.

nap* · Post by nap* » Thu Nov 16, 2006 1:43 pm

This happened to my friend from college i was ROFLMAO

Her bag got stolen in the morning and she was going to collect it.

As she was leaving...
Some guy: Your Beatiful
Her: Your Disgusting
Some guy: You bitch
Her(shouting): Your mum's a bitch

And she told me that she walked off.

Parallax · Post by **Parallax** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 3:24 am

"And they let you bozos run around loose without any keepers?"

"You kiss your mommy/daddy with that mouth?"

"And you're here on Earth why?"

"It must suck being you."

That's some of the ones I could think of at the top of my pointy little head.

the*blue*girl · Post by **the*blue*girl** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 8:43 pm

i have a friend who is obssessed with the "your mom" thing. i'll ask her what we're doing, and she'll say "your mom, in vegas." i'll ask what time it is, and it's "your mom 'o clock." when placed at the right time, "your mom" can be funny. not every 5 minutes though -_-

Neon Heart · Post by **Neon Heart** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 1:52 pm

the*blue*girl wrote:i have a friend who is obssessed with the "your mom" thing. i'll ask her what we're doing, and she'll say "your mom, in vegas." i'll ask what time it is, and it's "your mom 'o clock." when placed at the right time, "your mom" can be funny. not every 5 minutes though -_-

Sounds like you need to smack a bitch.