Thanksgiving
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Thanksgiving
Amusing card for everyone
Hope everyone has a nice Thanksgiving wehn it comes around
Hope everyone has a nice Thanksgiving wehn it comes around
The Doctor: What''''s the use of a good quotation if you can''''t change it?
[referring back to Ace''''s earlier, rather transparent denial of packing Nitro-9]
The Seventh Doctor: Ace, give me some of that Nitro-9 you''''re not carrying.
The Seventh Doctor: [the Doctor is knelt coughing on the ground having blown up a Dalek with some nitro-9 explosive. The fuse had a shorter time on it than Ace told him] Ace! You said ten seconds.
Ace: Nobody''''s perfect Professor
"He seriously looks like a hot chocolate pimp"- peachvampiress on Johnny Depp in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
Helping mate find her way out of college wiht other mate due to the fact she didn't have contact len's in
"He was cute"
"That was a women"
"Really?"
"Yes"
[referring back to Ace''''s earlier, rather transparent denial of packing Nitro-9]
The Seventh Doctor: Ace, give me some of that Nitro-9 you''''re not carrying.
The Seventh Doctor: [the Doctor is knelt coughing on the ground having blown up a Dalek with some nitro-9 explosive. The fuse had a shorter time on it than Ace told him] Ace! You said ten seconds.
Ace: Nobody''''s perfect Professor
"He seriously looks like a hot chocolate pimp"- peachvampiress on Johnny Depp in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
Helping mate find her way out of college wiht other mate due to the fact she didn't have contact len's in
"He was cute"
"That was a women"
"Really?"
"Yes"
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That made my extremely boreing night a little brighter. But I must warn all of you that are about to go and celebrate Thanksgiving...
Beware the Whipped Cream!
Being Canadian and having my Thanksgiving in October, I have learned all of the horror stories of this innocent looking topping. Be wary of whipped cream, when combined with pumpkin pie, it makes for a very deadly weapon in food fights, especially when you are an innocent bystander. And do not underestimate whipped cream, one might think that you can never get enough of it, but you can, and I did. It was overflowing my plate.
Have a happy thanksgiving, and be wary!
Beware the Whipped Cream!
Being Canadian and having my Thanksgiving in October, I have learned all of the horror stories of this innocent looking topping. Be wary of whipped cream, when combined with pumpkin pie, it makes for a very deadly weapon in food fights, especially when you are an innocent bystander. And do not underestimate whipped cream, one might think that you can never get enough of it, but you can, and I did. It was overflowing my plate.
Have a happy thanksgiving, and be wary!
Mr. James : Lost a satellite on liftoff today.
Dave : Cost?
Mr. James : 10 million dollars.
Dave : Result?
Mr. James : Extreme set back.
Dave : Milk?
Mr. James : Spilled.
Dave : Gonna cry about it?
Mr. James : Not even.
Dave : I''m sitting on a rather sharp tack.
Mr. James : That's gotta hurt.
Dave : Well, life's a bitch...
Mr. James : ...And then you die.
Dave : My...
Mr. James : ...oh...
Dave : ...my.
Dave : Cost?
Mr. James : 10 million dollars.
Dave : Result?
Mr. James : Extreme set back.
Dave : Milk?
Mr. James : Spilled.
Dave : Gonna cry about it?
Mr. James : Not even.
Dave : I''m sitting on a rather sharp tack.
Mr. James : That's gotta hurt.
Dave : Well, life's a bitch...
Mr. James : ...And then you die.
Dave : My...
Mr. James : ...oh...
Dave : ...my.
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that was cute, although I was quite frightened by the way some ofthat food looked XD
Joey: The question is, Rachel, does he like you? ''Cuz if he doesn''t, then it''s all just a moo point.
Rachel: Huh...a...moo point?
Joey: Yeah. It''''s like a cow''s opinion. It doesn''t matter....It''s moo.
-Friends
"In learning you will teach and in teaching you will learn"
-Son of Man, Tarzan
"Why do we have to resort to nonviolence? Can’t we just kick their asses?"
-Leela, Futurama
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That was awesome! Though I have to agree with Tiff, some of that food WAS rather freaky.
Me: This is coming from the kid who doesn't know what Viagra is!
Ko: It's cold medicine, right?
Our Group: NO!!!
Me: Can I just say?
Dylan: Sure, it's no weirder than what normally comes out of your mouth.
Me: (says what)
Ko: .....What's that?
Me: ......*starts crying*
Carley: STEVE! STEVE GET OVER HERE AND TELL KO WHAT VIAGRA DOES!
Steve: See, it's like this: The bridge goes up and the soldiers rush out....
Tiff: Aww, you killed someone for me. That's so sweet in a f***ed up sort of way!
I HATE stuffing, but I love cranberry sauce! ^.^Drukqs wrote:Happy thanksgiving everyone ^_^ Although the stuffing has always been beyond nasty.
Me: This is coming from the kid who doesn't know what Viagra is!
Ko: It's cold medicine, right?
Our Group: NO!!!
Me: Can I just say?
Dylan: Sure, it's no weirder than what normally comes out of your mouth.
Me: (says what)
Ko: .....What's that?
Me: ......*starts crying*
Carley: STEVE! STEVE GET OVER HERE AND TELL KO WHAT VIAGRA DOES!
Steve: See, it's like this: The bridge goes up and the soldiers rush out....
Tiff: Aww, you killed someone for me. That's so sweet in a f***ed up sort of way!
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*_* Stuffing is one of the best parts, man! That, and Green Bean Casserole. Oh, god..*drools*
Joey: The question is, Rachel, does he like you? ''Cuz if he doesn''t, then it''s all just a moo point.
Rachel: Huh...a...moo point?
Joey: Yeah. It''''s like a cow''s opinion. It doesn''t matter....It''s moo.
-Friends
"In learning you will teach and in teaching you will learn"
-Son of Man, Tarzan
"Why do we have to resort to nonviolence? Can’t we just kick their asses?"
-Leela, Futurama
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Mashed potatoes are the best part! Those fluffy, buttery mounds of potato mush.... and the turkey ^^ mmmmm
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I don't know if anyone else has the cranberry sauce...I know it's supposed to go on turkey, but I eat it plain. I love green beans! As long as they're not canned, they are delicious! Put them in butter...and...yum!!!1!!11 Since my mom broke her arm from tripping over the dog, we are forced to go to our aunt's house. She's a pretty good cook, but she's always hanging all over me (Sweet, but it's TOO MUCH!) and my cousin, I'm not sure whether he hates me or not. He's nice when we're alone, but snobby when he's with his friends, and there was that one time he smashed me on the head with a glass coke bottle...I'll get on topic now...but I think the turkey is the best part!
Me: This is coming from the kid who doesn't know what Viagra is!
Ko: It's cold medicine, right?
Our Group: NO!!!
Me: Can I just say?
Dylan: Sure, it's no weirder than what normally comes out of your mouth.
Me: (says what)
Ko: .....What's that?
Me: ......*starts crying*
Carley: STEVE! STEVE GET OVER HERE AND TELL KO WHAT VIAGRA DOES!
Steve: See, it's like this: The bridge goes up and the soldiers rush out....
Tiff: Aww, you killed someone for me. That's so sweet in a f***ed up sort of way!
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I love the food at Thanskgiving. That's the best part! I also love to watch the Thanksgiving Day Parade. Does anyone else watch it? The most boring part is the guys all gathering around the tv to watch Football all day long. I just don't see what's so appealing about Football. Oh, but I love the food! It's so yummy! I could eat a ton of turkey and chicken if I wanted to! I also love the stuffing! I could make a meal out of just stuffing! Of course, there's also cranberry sauce, which I agree is very scrumpcious. This year, we're going up to my aunt's house. Normally, we go up to my grandparent's, but we're getting kind of tired of my grandmother's annoying pickyness and how she's always complaining about something. It seems as though we go up to our grandparent's less often these days, but I guess I'm kind of glad that we don't have to hear our grandmother's fussing this year.
I do hate stuffing. Probably the texture. Hey, has anyone ever tasted mincemeat pie? What's it like?
Me: This is coming from the kid who doesn't know what Viagra is!
Ko: It's cold medicine, right?
Our Group: NO!!!
Me: Can I just say?
Dylan: Sure, it's no weirder than what normally comes out of your mouth.
Me: (says what)
Ko: .....What's that?
Me: ......*starts crying*
Carley: STEVE! STEVE GET OVER HERE AND TELL KO WHAT VIAGRA DOES!
Steve: See, it's like this: The bridge goes up and the soldiers rush out....
Tiff: Aww, you killed someone for me. That's so sweet in a f***ed up sort of way!
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Stuffing is next to Goddess for me. I love it sooo much!Tiff wrote:*_* Stuffing is one of the best parts, man! That, and Green Bean Casserole. Oh, god..*drools*
Am I the only one here who can't stand Thanksgiving? I hate it so much! It may be because I'm forced to spend days upon days with everyone in my family (some 50-something people, all named things like Tina and Tanya, and I'm supposed to remember who's who!) and then there's their kids. I don't mind kids sometimes, but spending days with 15 5-year olds gets old fast. How anyone can teach kindergarten I'll never understand....
BTW, I heard somewhere that Thanksgiving is celebrated in several countries. Now, I can understand it in the US and UK, but why anywhere else???
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--Vladimir Nabokov, Lolita
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I don't loathe Thanksgiving cuz I'm allowed to bring my gameboy to my aunts house. What's in stuffing again?
Me: This is coming from the kid who doesn't know what Viagra is!
Ko: It's cold medicine, right?
Our Group: NO!!!
Me: Can I just say?
Dylan: Sure, it's no weirder than what normally comes out of your mouth.
Me: (says what)
Ko: .....What's that?
Me: ......*starts crying*
Carley: STEVE! STEVE GET OVER HERE AND TELL KO WHAT VIAGRA DOES!
Steve: See, it's like this: The bridge goes up and the soldiers rush out....
Tiff: Aww, you killed someone for me. That's so sweet in a f***ed up sort of way!
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It's chunks of weat bread and sometimes celery that have absorbed chicken or turkey brothe with seasonings.Celexa wrote:I don't loathe Thanksgiving cuz I'm allowed to bring my gameboy to my aunts house. What's in stuffing again?
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Eh, not necessarily. Some people use bread crumbs that you buy, and then throw in turkey gizzards and shit. Stuffing can kinda be made any wayKoiNoVash wrote: It's chunks of weat bread and sometimes celery that have absorbed chicken or turkey brothe with seasonings.
Joey: The question is, Rachel, does he like you? ''Cuz if he doesn''t, then it''s all just a moo point.
Rachel: Huh...a...moo point?
Joey: Yeah. It''''s like a cow''s opinion. It doesn''t matter....It''s moo.
-Friends
"In learning you will teach and in teaching you will learn"
-Son of Man, Tarzan
"Why do we have to resort to nonviolence? Can’t we just kick their asses?"
-Leela, Futurama
~*Happily married to My Joe since 08/04/07*~
We watched a video on turkey in LIFE (Learning independance something something) and they showed us how to baste and prepare a turkey and stuff like that. They also said that young turkey was the best and that turkey was really healthy for us and stuff like that. And how they had to breed turkeys to have white meat on the outside only becuase the skin used to be black and white, like the feathers, but most people found the looks unappetizing. And for some reason, people find the tails delicious (If anyone has ever tasted turkey tail, how is it?) and it was requested that they breed a turkey with three tails!
Me: This is coming from the kid who doesn't know what Viagra is!
Ko: It's cold medicine, right?
Our Group: NO!!!
Me: Can I just say?
Dylan: Sure, it's no weirder than what normally comes out of your mouth.
Me: (says what)
Ko: .....What's that?
Me: ......*starts crying*
Carley: STEVE! STEVE GET OVER HERE AND TELL KO WHAT VIAGRA DOES!
Steve: See, it's like this: The bridge goes up and the soldiers rush out....
Tiff: Aww, you killed someone for me. That's so sweet in a f***ed up sort of way!

