Nonsense Off-Topic Madness Thread

Sailorasteroid · Post by **Sailorasteroid** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 3:51 pm

They used to have adverts with a conversation between a guy about to get hanged and the hangman:

"Any last requests?"
"Nope."
"Any last words?"
"Nope."
"What do you want on your tombstone?"
"Pepperoni and cheese."

Slrjoecool · Post by **Slrjoecool** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 3:55 pm

Sailorasteroid wrote:They used to have adverts with a conversation between a guy about to get hanged and the hangman:

"Any last requests?"
"Nope."
"Any last words?"
"Nope."
"What do you want on your tombstone?"
"Pepperoni and cheese."

They had another one with a guy and a firing squad.

"Blindfold?"
"No."
"Cigarette?"
"No."
"What do you want on your tombstone?"
"Pepperoni and sausage."

Or something to that effect. ^^;

Post by **Tiff** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 4:10 pm

XDD I remember those commercials.

WHADDYA WANT ON YOUR TOMBSTONE?!

Neon Heart · Post by **Neon Heart** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 4:27 pm

Lance Bass is gay. o___O

Post by **AnimeGuru0** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 4:31 pm

Neon Heart wrote:Lance Bass is gay. o___O

Whhhhhaaaaa!? Did he come out or something!?!? (not that i ever thought he was straight to begin with...)

Post by **Tiff** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 4:33 pm

*snort*

LMAO

yoshmaster5 · Post by **yoshmaster5** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 4:59 pm

... I KNEW IT! BOY BANDS ARE GAY!!!!!!!!

kingofgames · Post by **kingofgames** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 5:07 pm

-.- not all of them are

Slrjoecool · Post by **Slrjoecool** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 5:27 pm

Now the real question is, why does it matter? *Doesn't care about celebs*

Post by **Tiff** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 5:37 pm

Slrjoecool wrote:Now the real question is, why does it matter? *Doesn't care about celebs*

BECUASE ZOMG LIFE IS DIFFERENT NOW THAT HE'S GAAAAAY!!1!ONE

Neon Heart · Post by **Neon Heart** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 6:57 pm

AnimeGuru0 wrote:
Neon Heart wrote:Lance Bass is gay. o___O
Whhhhhaaaaa!? Did he come out or something!?!? (not that i ever thought he was straight to begin with...)

Yeah, he did. I saw it on the news and I laughed my buttocks off XD

kingofgames · Post by **kingofgames** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 6:58 pm

I wish I could torch him

NameGoesHere · Post by **NameGoesHere** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 7:00 pm

Tiff wrote:
Slrjoecool wrote:Now the real question is, why does it matter? *Doesn't care about celebs*
BECUASE ZOMG LIFE IS DIFFERENT NOW THAT HE'S GAAAAAY!!1!ONE

Yes. Now, birds really can fly over the rainbow. =D

Neon Heart · Post by **Neon Heart** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 7:51 pm

My retainer keeps gagging me. x_______x

Post by **AnimeGuru0** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 8:04 pm

ZOMGOSH LAYNCE BASE IS GAY NWO I CAN LVIE A FULFILED LFIE OMG LOLZ!!one!11one!!eleven!!!!11onehundredandeleven!!

I don't wear my retainer! =D

Neon Heart · Post by **Neon Heart** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 8:23 pm

AnimeGuru0 wrote:ZOMGOSH LAYNCE BASE IS GAY NWO I CAN LVIE A FULFILED LFIE OMG LOLZ!!one!11one!!eleven!!!!11onehundredandeleven!!

I don't wear my retainer! =D

You scare meeee =DDD

Butterscotch · Post by **Butterscotch** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 10:17 pm

Aw, my kitty lost the rubber band he was playing with
Hee-hee, he's so cute ^^

Neon Heart · Post by **Neon Heart** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 10:38 pm

John F. Kennedy's behind you. That's right. Riiiiight behind YOU.

NameGoesHere · Post by **NameGoesHere** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 1:48 am

I was lollygagging in the park one day, when I met a frog named Josephus. He was wearing a nametag, so I'm sure that he was called Josephus. Nametags are never wrong.

Josephus seemed like a very nice frog, merrily hopping along with his not-at-all suspicious nametag. Nothing seemed out of the ordinary on the very ordinarily ordinary day.

Nothing at all.

Until the whole park was swallowed in a blazing explosion, sending an excruciatingly horrible death cloud into the air.

Moral of the story: any perfectly ordinary thing with a nametag can and will kill you. Be sure to make the first move. =D

Neon Heart · Post by **Neon Heart** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 2:22 am

NameGoesHere wrote:I was lollygagging in the park one day, when I met a frog named Josephus. He was wearing a nametag, so I'm sure that he was called Josephus. Nametags are never wrong.

Josephus seemed like a very nice frog, merrily hopping along with his not-at-all suspicious nametag. Nothing seemed out of the ordinary on the very ordinarily ordinary day.

Nothing at all.

Until the whole park was swallowed in a blazing explosion, sending an excruciatingly horrible death cloud into the air.

Moral of the story: any perfectly ordinary thing with a nametag can and will kill you. Be sure to make the first move. =D

That story touched my heart like you wouldn't believe. <3