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Post by Sailorasteroid » Sat Jul 29, 2006 12:36 pm

But that's already past. I'm waiting for 65536, which is 2^2^2^2.
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Post by Kazuki » Sat Jul 29, 2006 12:44 pm

-Sighs-

We just found out that my brother's baby has downs syndrome ><;

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Post by Panda » Sat Jul 29, 2006 1:11 pm

That's unfortunate. I'll pray for your family. Thankfully nothing more severe went wrong.

On the plus side! School starts in 1.5 weeks.... no, that's a bad thing to.... fuck.

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Post by Mad Hatteress Belial » Sat Jul 29, 2006 1:32 pm

I was just looking around Wikipedia and under the section that talks about one of my favorite old school characters, Dick Dastardly, it says that his real name is Richard Asquith Dastardly... The hell? Where was this ever said?
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Post by SeiUsa » Sat Jul 29, 2006 3:10 pm

Snorks. 8)
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Post by yoshmaster5 » Sat Jul 29, 2006 3:38 pm

ugh... ouch...
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Post by Tiff » Sat Jul 29, 2006 3:44 pm

SeiUsa wrote:Snorks. 8)
SWIM A-LONG WITH THE SNORKS!!!

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Post by kingofgames » Sat Jul 29, 2006 3:57 pm

*looks on boomerang*
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Post by Kazuki » Sat Jul 29, 2006 4:49 pm

GAVE SOME FUN WITH THE SNORKS XD

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Post by SeiUsa » Sat Jul 29, 2006 5:03 pm

Play along with da Snorks. :P
The Facts of the Animal Kingdom:
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Post by yoshmaster5 » Sat Jul 29, 2006 5:50 pm

... Snorks and Smurfs are communist propaganda. Like how Thomas the Tank Engine and Bob the Builder are Nazi propaganda.

http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/the_ ... ndex.jhtml

Top left.
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Blake? oh, like a coffee break!!
Poet? What is that? Is it tasty? Is it a popular new snack? Usagi, Stars 179

James: For some reason I'm seeing you in a nurse's uniform...
Steve: Thank you Jeff, that will be all. ... He's not here, is he? Oh God I've internalized him...
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Post by kingofgames » Sat Jul 29, 2006 6:18 pm

I think that was on the news b4
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Post by Tiff » Sat Jul 29, 2006 6:26 pm

=P The daily show is meant to be humorous. It's not meant to be taken seriously, really.

But while we're on the subject...I've been looking up Dr. Seuss's political cartoons. They're quite interesting. Oh, and a lot of his cartoons/stories were purely political.

Joey: The question is, Rachel, does he like you? ''Cuz if he doesn''t, then it''s all just a moo point.
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Post by yoshmaster5 » Sat Jul 29, 2006 6:47 pm

I know. but the people they interview really do believe the stuff they say. I just wonder HOW they FIND those people...

*shrug* I don't really pay attention too much.
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Post by Tiff » Sat Jul 29, 2006 6:55 pm

yoshmaster5 wrote:I know. but the people they interview really do believe the stuff they say. I just wonder HOW they FIND those people...

*shrug* I don't really pay attention too much.
XD it is amusing to see these people, indeed.

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Post by Neon Heart » Sun Jul 30, 2006 12:03 am

Uh oh...Jackass the movie is recording on my TV. And it's uncut.


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Post by Mad Hatteress Belial » Sun Jul 30, 2006 9:45 am

Gaaah, it's only 10 and it's already 80 degrees outside! I want it to cool down so I can get my hamster and not have to worry about him dying on the way home!

If I can get the one I want, I shall name him... Harvey the Wonder Hamster!
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Post by Musashi » Sun Jul 30, 2006 12:15 pm

xDD! That'd be great!
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Post by the*blue*girl » Sun Jul 30, 2006 4:00 pm

blegh. i hate hamsters. all the ones i've met have bit me. now, RATS are the pet to have ^_^

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Post by Kameko » Sun Jul 30, 2006 10:08 pm

My uncle's been going through my grandpa's stuff and found his machete. We're keeping that.
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