Nonsense Off-Topic Madness Thread

Anything and everything (outside of the stuff on the above forums) can be discussed here.

Moderators: SMU Staff, SMU Chibi-Mods

Locked
User avatar
kingofgames
SMU Fan
SMU Fan
Posts: 233
Joined: Sat Mar 18, 2006 7:09 pm
Location: USA
Contact:
Contact kingofgames

Post by kingofgames » Thu Jul 27, 2006 9:32 pm

I wish It wasnt lightning >< Then I wouldnt be soo hot
Ultimate Anime Haven
Help support and join my Anime fourm
Favorite Senshi: Sailor Venus
My most over used Quote: Venus Power Makeup!

If you would like to Talk to me about anything, PM me
I just want to make friends

Current Sailor Moon Series: Sailor Moon R
Current Sailor Moon Episode: 86
Top
User avatar
Sailorasteroid
ZOMFG 1337
ZOMFG 1337
Posts: 1659
Joined: Mon Mar 15, 2004 7:24 pm
Location: Long Island, NY

Post by Sailorasteroid » Thu Jul 27, 2006 9:40 pm

I don't wear any jewelry either. I don't like carrying around valuables because I'm scatterbrained and lose things.
Things I think Are Funny Early in the Morning: If Batman were a Smurf: "Quick, Robin! We must smurf down to the Batcave and smurf the Batplane! Then we must smurf the batsmurf so we can smurf where the Joker is smurfing!"

The Croonerism Spate (explanations upon request)
Be careful with this one, there is a bit of a pun involved. Dr. Spooner described his visit to a castle: "In the center of the fortress was the Palace Court. The gated entrance to this area was the court palace."

Users whose sigs my quotes have made (now in two columns)
Tempest___________________Peachvampiress (I think)
Sylphiel (twice!)____________Neon Heart
RoastedTwinkies (long ago)___Alexclow345
Seiusa____________________Nehelenia`s Crazy Fangirl

I <3 all you guys!

490
Top
User avatar
Neon Heart
ZOMFG 1337
ZOMFG 1337
Posts: 1775
Joined: Tue Nov 22, 2005 11:08 pm
Location: KCMO
Contact:
Contact Neon Heart

Post by Neon Heart » Thu Jul 27, 2006 9:45 pm

SMEET =DDD


The Afronova song is hilarious.... I swear, I think I'm hearing them yell "HOW BOUT SOME REALLY TASTY CHICKEN POT PIE?!" in one part. xD
The Single Funniest Thread Title Ever
Ian Ziering will not pose nude; world`s sigh of relief causes tornado


^ ^ ^ ROFL
Top
User avatar
Mad Hatteress Belial
SMU Freak
SMU Freak
Posts: 304
Joined: Sat Jun 17, 2006 2:21 pm
Location: Wonderland

Post by Mad Hatteress Belial » Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:23 am

Gaa! I can't take it anymore! I have something to confess, and I don't care what people will say anymore! I... I... I stole the cookies from the cookie jar! Th-then... *sniff* When I got caught... I killed Colonel Mustard in the kitchen with the crowbar! I'm so sorry! Oh, god, why? I just wanted a cookie!
STAGE OUT!!!
Top
User avatar
Tempest
ZOMFG 1337
ZOMFG 1337
Posts: 1185
Joined: Sun Oct 19, 2003 6:13 am
Location: TN
Contact:
Contact Tempest

Post by Tempest » Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:32 am

Mad Hatteress Belial wrote:Gaa! I can't take it anymore! I have something to confess, and I don't care what people will say anymore! I... I... I stole the cookies from the cookie jar! Th-then... *sniff* When I got caught... I killed Colonel Mustard in the kitchen with the crowbar! I'm so sorry! Oh, god, why? I just wanted a cookie!
That was YOU!?!? I was accusing the butler with the candlestick. I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S RIGHT ANYMORE.
And really, why shouldn't we be afraid? In case you haven't heard, life is terminal. Cigarettes will kill you. So will your cellphone. Your car is a deadly weapon and alcohol is a quiet killer. Don't lick the lead-based paint on the walls. Don't lick the back of a postage stamp and certainly don't lick any strangers! That will bring you down quickly indeed. Don't drink the water but don't drink less than eight glasses a day. Your enviroment is toxic, your natural resources are dwindling, your days are numbered, but what ever you do, don't panic! The stress, don't you know, will kill you.
-- Jonathon Crane/The Scarecrow Rise of Sin Tzu novel
Top
User avatar
Musashi
SMU Divine Fan
SMU Divine Fan
Posts: 774
Joined: Wed Apr 20, 2005 7:01 am
Location: In a hot-air balloon

Post by Musashi » Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:45 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a96TmrxZRXY

YOU stole the cookies from the COOKIE JAR?!
My Art - My LiveJournal

Zeta from Bulbagarden. xD
>>>Lucario learns a move called "Tonbogaeri". This is a move in Judo feauturing a kick to the groin. Yes, they''ve actually made "Kick Him in the Nuts" an attack. It should SO do 150% more damage to male Pokemon. XD
Top
User avatar
peachvampiress
ZOMFG 1337
ZOMFG 1337
Posts: 2312
Joined: Thu Oct 16, 2003 12:16 pm
Location: B.C. Canada
Contact:
Contact peachvampiress

Post by peachvampiress » Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:51 am

Tempest
That was YOU!?!? I was accusing the butler with the candlestick. I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S RIGHT ANYMORE.
And I was her accomplice, waiting for her in the Conservatory, dressed in Scarlet with the Lead Pipe. Mwa ha ha ha ha etc.
Peachvampiress has an account on DeviantArt. Insanity Within.
And a Myspace account for her clothing designs.

"A number of times, the only thing that kept me out of a satin box was that I could size up the other guy maybe half a second quicker than he could me."

"What the fuck are you talking about? You're taped to a chair." ~Suicide Kings
Top
User avatar
yoshmaster5
ZOMFG 1337
ZOMFG 1337
Posts: 1677
Joined: Wed Oct 15, 2003 10:10 pm
Location: Richland/Kalamazoo, MI, or Central Michigan University

Post by yoshmaster5 » Fri Jul 28, 2006 12:27 pm

I thought the tooth fairy was mad at me!!!
-Adam Picard-
Blake? oh, like a coffee break!!
Poet? What is that? Is it tasty? Is it a popular new snack? Usagi, Stars 179

James: For some reason I'm seeing you in a nurse's uniform...
Steve: Thank you Jeff, that will be all. ... He's not here, is he? Oh God I've internalized him...
-Coupling; The Freckle, the Key, and the Couple who weren't

'Who will tell us about this? Oh, no it is didnt know New Orleans was underwater guy.'
-Jon Stewart, The Daily Show

"Plus, Act now and you'll get the Mood of Dick Cheney! Including Rage, *RANH* Irritability, *RANH* and Mind-Blowing Orgasmic pleasure! *RAAAAANH* Order now!"
-The Daily Show, 8-22-06
Top
User avatar
Musashi
SMU Divine Fan
SMU Divine Fan
Posts: 774
Joined: Wed Apr 20, 2005 7:01 am
Location: In a hot-air balloon

Post by Musashi » Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:38 pm

No, no, see, she's using your tooth as a pencil sharpner!
My Art - My LiveJournal

Zeta from Bulbagarden. xD
>>>Lucario learns a move called "Tonbogaeri". This is a move in Judo feauturing a kick to the groin. Yes, they''ve actually made "Kick Him in the Nuts" an attack. It should SO do 150% more damage to male Pokemon. XD
Top
User avatar
Mad Hatteress Belial
SMU Freak
SMU Freak
Posts: 304
Joined: Sat Jun 17, 2006 2:21 pm
Location: Wonderland

Post by Mad Hatteress Belial » Fri Jul 28, 2006 2:08 pm

The reason for missing kittens has finally been discovered!

Why do I find this so funny?
STAGE OUT!!!
Top
User avatar
Sailorasteroid
ZOMFG 1337
ZOMFG 1337
Posts: 1659
Joined: Mon Mar 15, 2004 7:24 pm
Location: Long Island, NY

Post by Sailorasteroid » Fri Jul 28, 2006 4:23 pm

There was no butler, except in the movie.
Things I think Are Funny Early in the Morning: If Batman were a Smurf: "Quick, Robin! We must smurf down to the Batcave and smurf the Batplane! Then we must smurf the batsmurf so we can smurf where the Joker is smurfing!"

The Croonerism Spate (explanations upon request)
Be careful with this one, there is a bit of a pun involved. Dr. Spooner described his visit to a castle: "In the center of the fortress was the Palace Court. The gated entrance to this area was the court palace."

Users whose sigs my quotes have made (now in two columns)
Tempest___________________Peachvampiress (I think)
Sylphiel (twice!)____________Neon Heart
RoastedTwinkies (long ago)___Alexclow345
Seiusa____________________Nehelenia`s Crazy Fangirl

I <3 all you guys!

490
Top
User avatar
yoshmaster5
ZOMFG 1337
ZOMFG 1337
Posts: 1677
Joined: Wed Oct 15, 2003 10:10 pm
Location: Richland/Kalamazoo, MI, or Central Michigan University

Post by yoshmaster5 » Fri Jul 28, 2006 7:13 pm

When all else fails in comedy: Call everything NAMBLA.
-Adam Picard-
Blake? oh, like a coffee break!!
Poet? What is that? Is it tasty? Is it a popular new snack? Usagi, Stars 179

James: For some reason I'm seeing you in a nurse's uniform...
Steve: Thank you Jeff, that will be all. ... He's not here, is he? Oh God I've internalized him...
-Coupling; The Freckle, the Key, and the Couple who weren't

'Who will tell us about this? Oh, no it is didnt know New Orleans was underwater guy.'
-Jon Stewart, The Daily Show

"Plus, Act now and you'll get the Mood of Dick Cheney! Including Rage, *RANH* Irritability, *RANH* and Mind-Blowing Orgasmic pleasure! *RAAAAANH* Order now!"
-The Daily Show, 8-22-06
Top
User avatar
Sailorasteroid
ZOMFG 1337
ZOMFG 1337
Posts: 1659
Joined: Mon Mar 15, 2004 7:24 pm
Location: Long Island, NY

Post by Sailorasteroid » Fri Jul 28, 2006 8:19 pm

This is SMU forum post #44444. Isn't that cool?
Things I think Are Funny Early in the Morning: If Batman were a Smurf: "Quick, Robin! We must smurf down to the Batcave and smurf the Batplane! Then we must smurf the batsmurf so we can smurf where the Joker is smurfing!"

The Croonerism Spate (explanations upon request)
Be careful with this one, there is a bit of a pun involved. Dr. Spooner described his visit to a castle: "In the center of the fortress was the Palace Court. The gated entrance to this area was the court palace."

Users whose sigs my quotes have made (now in two columns)
Tempest___________________Peachvampiress (I think)
Sylphiel (twice!)____________Neon Heart
RoastedTwinkies (long ago)___Alexclow345
Seiusa____________________Nehelenia`s Crazy Fangirl

I <3 all you guys!

490
Top
User avatar
Neon Heart
ZOMFG 1337
ZOMFG 1337
Posts: 1775
Joined: Tue Nov 22, 2005 11:08 pm
Location: KCMO
Contact:
Contact Neon Heart

Post by Neon Heart » Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:38 pm

Sailorasteroid wrote:This is SMU forum post #44444. Isn't that cool?

That's what they WANT you to think.
The Single Funniest Thread Title Ever
Ian Ziering will not pose nude; world`s sigh of relief causes tornado


^ ^ ^ ROFL
Top
User avatar
Tiff
SMU Staff
SMU Staff
Posts: 7604
Joined: Mon Oct 13, 2003 1:24 pm
Location: TX
Contact:
Contact Tiff

Post by Tiff » Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:48 pm

Neon Heart wrote:
Sailorasteroid wrote:This is SMU forum post #44444. Isn't that cool?

That's what they WANT you to think.

*shifty eyes*

>__>

<____<

Joey: The question is, Rachel, does he like you? ''Cuz if he doesn''t, then it''s all just a moo point.
Rachel: Huh...a...moo point?
Joey: Yeah. It''''s like a cow''s opinion. It doesn''t matter....It''s moo.
-Friends

"In learning you will teach and in teaching you will learn"
-Son of Man, Tarzan

"Why do we have to resort to nonviolence? Can’t we just kick their asses?"
-Leela, Futurama

~*Happily married to My Joe since 08/04/07*~
Top
User avatar
Neon Heart
ZOMFG 1337
ZOMFG 1337
Posts: 1775
Joined: Tue Nov 22, 2005 11:08 pm
Location: KCMO
Contact:
Contact Neon Heart

Post by Neon Heart » Sat Jul 29, 2006 12:44 am

I think the FBI works for SMU. But that's just something else they WANT you to think.
The Single Funniest Thread Title Ever
Ian Ziering will not pose nude; world`s sigh of relief causes tornado


^ ^ ^ ROFL
Top
User avatar
kingofgames
SMU Fan
SMU Fan
Posts: 233
Joined: Sat Mar 18, 2006 7:09 pm
Location: USA
Contact:
Contact kingofgames

Post by kingofgames » Sat Jul 29, 2006 9:17 am

I cant wait till it hits 66666
Ultimate Anime Haven
Help support and join my Anime fourm
Favorite Senshi: Sailor Venus
My most over used Quote: Venus Power Makeup!

If you would like to Talk to me about anything, PM me
I just want to make friends

Current Sailor Moon Series: Sailor Moon R
Current Sailor Moon Episode: 86
Top
User avatar
peachvampiress
ZOMFG 1337
ZOMFG 1337
Posts: 2312
Joined: Thu Oct 16, 2003 12:16 pm
Location: B.C. Canada
Contact:
Contact peachvampiress

Post by peachvampiress » Sat Jul 29, 2006 9:42 am

I can't wait until it hits 8888888888888888

...
...
...
...
...

because 888888 looks so funny.
Peachvampiress has an account on DeviantArt. Insanity Within.
And a Myspace account for her clothing designs.

"A number of times, the only thing that kept me out of a satin box was that I could size up the other guy maybe half a second quicker than he could me."

"What the fuck are you talking about? You're taped to a chair." ~Suicide Kings
Top
User avatar
Mad Hatteress Belial
SMU Freak
SMU Freak
Posts: 304
Joined: Sat Jun 17, 2006 2:21 pm
Location: Wonderland

Post by Mad Hatteress Belial » Sat Jul 29, 2006 10:16 am

I just woke from the weirdest dream ever... I dreampt that I was in an episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000 making fun of Family Guy episodes.

I'd forgotten all about that show. Waaa, I wanna watch it again!
STAGE OUT!!!
Top
User avatar
yoshmaster5
ZOMFG 1337
ZOMFG 1337
Posts: 1677
Joined: Wed Oct 15, 2003 10:10 pm
Location: Richland/Kalamazoo, MI, or Central Michigan University

Post by yoshmaster5 » Sat Jul 29, 2006 11:55 am

No, here's teh best one.

6969. Sylph will get that one. *flee*
-Adam Picard-
Blake? oh, like a coffee break!!
Poet? What is that? Is it tasty? Is it a popular new snack? Usagi, Stars 179

James: For some reason I'm seeing you in a nurse's uniform...
Steve: Thank you Jeff, that will be all. ... He's not here, is he? Oh God I've internalized him...
-Coupling; The Freckle, the Key, and the Couple who weren't

'Who will tell us about this? Oh, no it is didnt know New Orleans was underwater guy.'
-Jon Stewart, The Daily Show

"Plus, Act now and you'll get the Mood of Dick Cheney! Including Rage, *RANH* Irritability, *RANH* and Mind-Blowing Orgasmic pleasure! *RAAAAANH* Order now!"
-The Daily Show, 8-22-06
Top
Locked

Return to “Off Topic”