Nonsense Off-Topic Madness Thread

Jusenkyo no Pikachu · Post by **Jusenkyo no Pikachu** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 4:30 am

NameGoesHere wrote:I was lollygagging in the park one day, when I met a frog named Josephus. He was wearing a nametag, so I'm sure that he was called Josephus. Nametags are never wrong.

Josephus seemed like a very nice frog, merrily hopping along with his not-at-all suspicious nametag. Nothing seemed out of the ordinary on the very ordinarily ordinary day.

Nothing at all.

Until the whole park was swallowed in a blazing explosion, sending an excruciatingly horrible death cloud into the air.

Moral of the story: any perfectly ordinary thing with a nametag can and will kill you. Be sure to make the first move. =D

When you know you're going to die, your life flashes before your eyes. If death sneaks up on you, all you have time to think is "oh, SHIT!"

Sylphiel · Post by **Sylphiel** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 9:45 am

Neon Heart wrote:Lance Bass is gay. o___O

That doesn't surprise me at all, because back in the day when I was a teenybopper and into boy bands like NSync, he was always my favorite.

Just like my longest-ever crush in school (for 3 years) turned out to be gay as well.

I ALWAYS like the guys who end up being gay.

yoshmaster5 · Post by **yoshmaster5** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 1:00 pm

Sylphiel wrote:
Neon Heart wrote:Lance Bass is gay. o___O
That doesn't surprise me at all, because back in the day when I was a teenybopper and into boy bands like NSync, he was always my favorite.

Just like my longest-ever crush in school (for 3 years) turned out to be gay as well.

I ALWAYS like the guys who end up being gay.

Except Dan. *hide*

Musashi · Post by **Musashi** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 2:19 pm

Yes, but Dan is spooty!
Spooty spooty spoothead.

...

Would I get warned for that? ^^;

Post by **AnimeGuru0** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 2:36 pm

Musashi wrote:Yes, but Dan is spooty!
Spooty spooty spoothead.

...

Would I get warned for that? ^^;

Probably.

Sylphiel · Post by **Sylphiel** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 3:36 pm

yoshmaster5 wrote:
Sylphiel wrote:
Neon Heart wrote:Lance Bass is gay. o___O
That doesn't surprise me at all, because back in the day when I was a teenybopper and into boy bands like NSync, he was always my favorite.

Just like my longest-ever crush in school (for 3 years) turned out to be gay as well.

I ALWAYS like the guys who end up being gay.
Except Dan. *hide*

I didn't say DATE the guys who end up gay, I said LIKE.

And yes, Dan is all sorts of kinds of not gay.

Musashi wrote:Yes, but Dan is spooty!
Spooty spooty spoothead.

...

Would I get warned for that? ^^;

No comment, because I enjoy being not banned. =P

Sailorasteroid · Post by **Sailorasteroid** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 4:05 pm

I don't even know what it means, and my prurient lexicon is rarely rivaled.

But I digress. I have a hard time picturing Sylphiel as a teenybopper with boy-band posters on her wall, lying on her unicorn pillow reading Teen Beat or Tiger Beat and thinking some boy named Corey is dreeeeeeamy.

OK, I embelished.

Sylphiel · Post by **Sylphiel** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 4:58 pm

Sailorasteroid wrote:But I digress. I have a hard time picturing Sylphiel as a teenybopper with boy-band posters on her wall, lying on her unicorn pillow reading Teen Beat or Tiger Beat and thinking some boy named Corey is dreeeeeeamy.

... =P

Actually it was a guy named Brian, not Corey. >P And I was 14 once too, Asteroid. We all were.

The Spice Girls may or may not have been my favorite "group" for like 3 years

Post by **AnimeGuru0** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 5:35 pm

Sylphiel wrote:
The Spice Girls may or may not have been my favorite "group" for like 3 years

^^

(.........there's nothing wrong with the spice girls >.>;; they're great)

Sailorasteroid · Post by **Sailorasteroid** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 5:45 pm

Sylphiel wrote:Actually it was a guy named Brian, not Corey. >P And I was 14 once too, Asteroid. We all were. ]

Yes, but some people were normal people who became anime geeks, while others were always geeks who acquired the subclassification "anime" later.

Anyway, my favorite Spice Girls from most to least:

Baby
Sexy (NOT the parent-friendly "ginger")
Posh
Sporty
Scary

Neon Heart · Post by **Neon Heart** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 6:23 pm

Myspace is being a biznatch. Again. WHY WON'T IT LOOOOOAAAAAAD!?!?!

Please enjoy this mushroom cloud.

*HUGE KABOOM*

kingofgames · Post by **kingofgames** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 6:29 pm

:O MUSHROOMS ><

Myspace sucks....

Sylphiel · Post by **Sylphiel** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 7:51 pm

AnimeGuru0 wrote:
Sylphiel wrote:
The Spice Girls may or may not have been my favorite "group" for like 3 years
^^

(.........there's nothing wrong with the spice girls >.>;; they're great)

Bob is a meaniehead

Oh, I was always a geek too, but I did like some of the unfortunately popular stuff around that time as well -_-

IN OTHER RANDOM NEWS,

My friend Will is teaching me how to play Poker. We're playing with random crap we can find around the house, and so far, I've won a beer bottle, a water bottle, my salt shaker, two hairties, three bottle caps, a shotglass, and WILL'S SHIRT. >P

Him: "I never should have taught you the game of poker.........."

MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Panda · Post by **Panda** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 8:44 pm

Poker is fun!

Argg... I just got banned from the other forum I visit. To tell the story, I like creating accounts and timing how lonjg it takes the people there to realize who I am. This last account has my longest record of 5 months!

(Yah... don't worry, I wouldn't ever do that here

)

Musashi · Post by **Musashi** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 8:50 pm

NO BANNING 'SASHI! ;0;

-hides under watermelon slice- ;__;

Post by **Tiff** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 9:00 pm

I HAVE THE PRETTIEST FUCKING RING IN THE WORLD AHAHAHAHAH.

Neon Heart · Post by **Neon Heart** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 9:02 pm

I can't find a good ring for myself....My fingers are too skinny. ¬_______________¬

I AREZ RECORDIN A TORNADO SHOW MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am fascinated with tornadoes.

kingofgames · Post by **kingofgames** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 9:06 pm

>< I;m going to get my Junior Class ring this year

Neon Heart · Post by **Neon Heart** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 9:12 pm

;__; My mom hasn't brought me back my food yet. Darn her and her boyfriend for eating at resturants I don't like, and waiting 55 years to get me my food. I DEMAND WNEDYS!

I'm selfish when it comes to food. =P

Panda · Post by **Panda** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 9:30 pm

I hate the feeling of rings on my fingers... that's probably an omen for me never getting married...

yay.