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Post by Tiff » Thu Apr 03, 2008 4:14 pm

Lightweight wrote:
Tiff wrote:=P Let's get back off-topic, please.
That may be the first time (and last time) I hear a mod/admin say that.

Worthy for the lulz. :lol:
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If you go through the thread, I'm pretty sure Starscream's said it at least once.

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Post by Lightweight » Fri Apr 04, 2008 10:54 am

[Goes through 180 pages worth of randomness to find said post]

Oh, God, why did I do that? Now I have a splitting headache. :|
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Post by Neon Heart » Fri Apr 04, 2008 1:12 pm

*Smashes your head with a mallet* That'll cure it up.
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Post by Senshi_of_Vision » Sat Apr 05, 2008 12:34 am

keeping up with my useless nonsensical post for this thread...

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Post by Jusenkyo no Pikachu » Sat Apr 05, 2008 11:41 am

Can we get a napkin please?

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Post by Neon Heart » Sun Apr 06, 2008 11:47 am

Breath, darn you! *punches you in the stomach repetedly* D8
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Post by the*blue*girl » Mon Apr 07, 2008 7:43 pm

I got my RealCare Baby Simulator from my child development class today. No sleep for me tonight! =D
I dunno though, it's been on for an hour and a half and all it's done so far is coo. Maybe it just has a really nice personality? =S

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Post by Tiff » Mon Apr 07, 2008 8:09 pm

the*blue*girl wrote:I got my RealCare Baby Simulator from my child development class today. No sleep for me tonight! =D
I dunno though, it's been on for an hour and a half and all it's done so far is coo. Maybe it just has a really nice personality? =S
wait for it. Mine was the same way...started crying around midnight and kept it up all night.

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Rachel: Huh...a...moo point?
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Post by michikodesu » Mon Apr 07, 2008 9:17 pm

I am SO looking forward to teaching Sex Ed. to a bunch of 9th graders. Which half of my classes act like monkeys anyway!
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Post by NameGoesHere » Mon Apr 07, 2008 9:51 pm

Tiff wrote:
the*blue*girl wrote:I got my RealCare Baby Simulator from my child development class today. No sleep for me tonight! =D
I dunno though, it's been on for an hour and a half and all it's done so far is coo. Maybe it just has a really nice personality? =S
wait for it. Mine was the same way...started crying around midnight and kept it up all night.
It's a good thing I never had to take a class like that. I would've left the damn thing outside.

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Post by the*blue*girl » Tue Apr 08, 2008 7:09 pm

Tiff wrote:
the*blue*girl wrote:I got my RealCare Baby Simulator from my child development class today. No sleep for me tonight! =D
I dunno though, it's been on for an hour and a half and all it's done so far is coo. Maybe it just has a really nice personality? =S
wait for it. Mine was the same way...started crying around midnight and kept it up all night.
Actually, I think my baby must be a saint or something, because she cried all of twice last night. Once was a midnight, and I was awake anyway. I hardly lost any sleep, and the baby only cries like once every two hours during the day. My friend's baby kept her up all night and cried all day too. Guess I just got lucky :]

''Frustration is the byproduct of success.''- said by our instructor Jason in an attempt to motivate us

You`ll say, Don`t fear your dreams, it`s easier than it seems
You`ll say you`d never let me fall from hopes so high
But never is a promise and you can`t afford to lie

- Fiona Apple, Never is a Promise

Jason: Stop talking, put your clothes on, and go home.
Us:(in a perfect chorus) .... THAT''S WHAT HE SAID!
Jason: ...-_- I quit.



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Post by Tiff » Tue Apr 08, 2008 11:09 pm

the*blue*girl wrote:
Actually, I think my baby must be a saint or something, because she cried all of twice last night. Once was a midnight, and I was awake anyway. I hardly lost any sleep, and the baby only cries like once every two hours during the day. My friend's baby kept her up all night and cried all day too. Guess I just got lucky :]
>( No fair. You're supposed to experience the lovely sleep deprivation that we mothers all have.

EXPERIENCE IT, DAMN IT.

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Post by Rin » Wed Apr 09, 2008 1:50 pm

Some girl pissed her pants in my morning class today.

For most of the class she was giggling in the back, and when it finally happened, she started cracking up laughing. At that point, the teacher pretty much ended class.

I wasn't exactly sure what happened until later when I talked to one of my friends. She said that the girl was probably high.

I'm sure the professor never thought he'd be dealing with that with college students. XD
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Post by the*blue*girl » Wed Apr 09, 2008 8:38 pm

Tiff wrote:
the*blue*girl wrote:
Actually, I think my baby must be a saint or something, because she cried all of twice last night. Once was a midnight, and I was awake anyway. I hardly lost any sleep, and the baby only cries like once every two hours during the day. My friend's baby kept her up all night and cried all day too. Guess I just got lucky :]
>( No fair. You're supposed to experience the lovely sleep deprivation that we mothers all have.

EXPERIENCE IT, DAMN IT.
Nope, sorry, not a whole lot of deprivation going on yet. If it makes you feel any better, I lost two hours of sleep last night instead of one =D
Look on the bright side- I still have 2 more nights. I'm sure by friday I'll be a proper walking zombie.

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You`ll say, Don`t fear your dreams, it`s easier than it seems
You`ll say you`d never let me fall from hopes so high
But never is a promise and you can`t afford to lie

- Fiona Apple, Never is a Promise

Jason: Stop talking, put your clothes on, and go home.
Us:(in a perfect chorus) .... THAT''S WHAT HE SAID!
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Post by yoshmaster5 » Wed Apr 09, 2008 9:14 pm

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Post by DistantMemory » Thu Apr 10, 2008 10:32 pm

And my dad was RIGHT BEHIND ME watching it all! He laughed, but he covered his face half the time because it embarrassed him so much. :P
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Post by michikodesu » Fri Apr 11, 2008 4:41 pm

I think this is going to quickly become my vent topic....*takes deep breath*....Here goes:

Okay, can I just say how totally STUPID AND BACKWARDS "No Child Left Behind" is!!!! When I was in high school, if you were suspended you didn't get the school work that you missed sent to you while you were AT HOME DOING NOTHING. NO SIR!! When you got back to school, YOU had to make up the work and YOU had to do it on your own time.....and if you didn't finish the work in one weeks time, you received a zero for it and you didn't have extra time to turn in the other work that you still needed to do. You had a crapload of work and it all better be done on time. If we went back to that then maybe these kids would take getting suspended more seriously instead of just laughing it off, because they still will be able to pass regardless.......AGGHHHHHHH!!!
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Post by Sailormars Obsessed fan » Fri Apr 11, 2008 8:36 pm

michikodesu wrote:I think this is going to quickly become my vent topic....*takes deep breath*....Here goes:

Okay, can I just say how totally STUPID AND BACKWARDS "No Child Left Behind" is!!!! When I was in high school, if you were suspended you didn't get the school work that you missed sent to you while you were AT HOME DOING NOTHING. NO SIR!! When you got back to school, YOU had to make up the work and YOU had to do it on your own time.....and if you didn't finish the work in one weeks time, you received a zero for it and you didn't have extra time to turn in the other work that you still needed to do. You had a crapload of work and it all better be done on time. If we went back to that then maybe these kids would take getting suspended more seriously instead of just laughing it off, because they still will be able to pass regardless.......AGGHHHHHHH!!!
YES!!!!!!!!!!

I for one needed the extra attention and side classes that no child left behind gets rid of.

Im just glad I graduated before this nonsense, otherwise Id probably have had to get a GED instead.
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Post by Tiff » Fri Apr 11, 2008 10:19 pm

No Child Left Behind can die in a fire.

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