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Post by the*blue*girl » Fri Jan 04, 2008 7:05 pm

I HAS DRIVING PERMIT NOW.
I GOTS PEREFCT SCORE ON WRITTEN EXAM.
IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE, GTFO OF THE ROAD, KTHANX.
I HAS FREEDOM!*


*provided I have a liscensed driver in the car at all times, that I don't drive between 11pm and 5am, and that I immediantly begin behind-the-wheel training classes, of course

''Frustration is the byproduct of success.''- said by our instructor Jason in an attempt to motivate us

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Post by Senshi_of_Vision » Fri Jan 04, 2008 10:01 pm

Mmm I just made a warm batch of onion rings ^_^ its snaky time
"Have you been half asleep? And have youve heard voices?
I hear them calling my name."
Is this the sweet sound, that calls the young sailors?
The voice maybe one in the same.
Ive heard it too many times to ignore it,
its something that I sposed to be..
Someday we''''ll find it, the rainbow connection
The lover, the dreamer, and me..."




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Post by Sailormars Obsessed fan » Sat Jan 05, 2008 12:50 pm

I hope I dont lose this apartment Im trying to get. If I do Im pretty screwed
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Post by Butterscotch » Sat Jan 05, 2008 9:23 pm

Senshi_of_Vision wrote:Mmm I just made a warm batch of onion rings ^_^ its snaky time
I read that as "snakey" time, and I was all: snakes? O_o;

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Post by Tiff » Sat Jan 05, 2008 10:12 pm

Butterscotch wrote:
Senshi_of_Vision wrote:Mmm I just made a warm batch of onion rings ^_^ its snaky time
I read that as "snakey" time, and I was all: snakes? O_o;
XD;; I read it as "sneaky".

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Post by Neon Heart » Sat Jan 05, 2008 11:36 pm

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Post by Senshi_of_Vision » Sun Jan 06, 2008 1:12 am

lol I was going to say snackie but that seemed too cutesy.
"Have you been half asleep? And have youve heard voices?
I hear them calling my name."
Is this the sweet sound, that calls the young sailors?
The voice maybe one in the same.
Ive heard it too many times to ignore it,
its something that I sposed to be..
Someday we''''ll find it, the rainbow connection
The lover, the dreamer, and me..."




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Post by Slrjoecool » Mon Jan 07, 2008 9:58 am

the*blue*girl wrote:I HAS DRIVING PERMIT NOW.
I GOTS PEREFCT SCORE ON WRITTEN EXAM.
IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE, GTFO OF THE ROAD, KTHANX.
I HAS FREEDOM!*


*provided I have a liscensed driver in the car at all times, that I don't drive between 11pm and 5am, and that I immediantly begin behind-the-wheel training classes, of course
All I could of when I read this is this.
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Post by Tiff » Mon Jan 07, 2008 7:05 pm

O_O;

65 DAYS UNTIL I HAVE A BABY.

Two. Months.

*dies*

Joey: The question is, Rachel, does he like you? ''Cuz if he doesn''t, then it''s all just a moo point.
Rachel: Huh...a...moo point?
Joey: Yeah. It''''s like a cow''s opinion. It doesn''t matter....It''s moo.
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Post by Lightweight » Tue Jan 08, 2008 2:38 pm

Ooh! I love the babies... except the part when they grow up and get so spoiled and think everything belongs to them and they can get away by saying blatant lies to your face and trying to blame others for what they did and plainly disobeying you every time and making you rip you hair right out of your head and making you choose you could take an extended vacation from parenting and whatnot...

Anyway, enjoy the baby, Tiff. :D
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Post by Iced_Cappucino » Tue Jan 08, 2008 2:46 pm

I HAS DRIVING PERMIT NOW.
I GOTS PEREFCT SCORE ON WRITTEN EXAM.
I can't drive until I'm 18 :(

Darn those rising bus fares ><
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Post by Tiff » Tue Jan 08, 2008 9:31 pm

Lightweight wrote:Ooh! I love the babies... except the part when they grow up and get so spoiled and think everything belongs to them and they can get away by saying blatant lies to your face and trying to blame others for what they did and plainly disobeying you every time and making you rip you hair right out of your head and making you choose you could take an extended vacation from parenting and whatnot...

Anyway, enjoy the baby, Tiff. :D
That only occurs if the parent is stupid enough to let it.

Joey: The question is, Rachel, does he like you? ''Cuz if he doesn''t, then it''s all just a moo point.
Rachel: Huh...a...moo point?
Joey: Yeah. It''''s like a cow''s opinion. It doesn''t matter....It''s moo.
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Post by the*blue*girl » Tue Jan 08, 2008 9:35 pm

Slrjoecool wrote:
the*blue*girl wrote:I HAS DRIVING PERMIT NOW.
I GOTS PEREFCT SCORE ON WRITTEN EXAM.
IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE, GTFO OF THE ROAD, KTHANX.
I HAS FREEDOM!*


*provided I have a liscensed driver in the car at all times, that I don't drive between 11pm and 5am, and that I immediantly begin behind-the-wheel training classes, of course
All I could of when I read this is this.
I love this strip =D I read that one like, the day before I started driver's ed.

''Frustration is the byproduct of success.''- said by our instructor Jason in an attempt to motivate us

You`ll say, Don`t fear your dreams, it`s easier than it seems
You`ll say you`d never let me fall from hopes so high
But never is a promise and you can`t afford to lie

- Fiona Apple, Never is a Promise

Jason: Stop talking, put your clothes on, and go home.
Us:(in a perfect chorus) .... THAT''S WHAT HE SAID!
Jason: ...-_- I quit.



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Post by Lightweight » Wed Jan 09, 2008 10:50 am

Tiff wrote:
Lightweight wrote:Ooh! I love the babies... except the part when they grow up and get so spoiled and think everything belongs to them and they can get away by saying blatant lies to your face and trying to blame others for what they did and plainly disobeying you every time and making you rip you hair right out of your head and making you choose you could take an extended vacation from parenting and whatnot...

Anyway, enjoy the baby, Tiff. :D
That only occurs if the parent is stupid enough to let it.
I should let my sister read that. She'd either sabotage my account to curse you to no end or get a self-esteem drain. (not that I'd let her, anyway...)
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Post by Tiff » Wed Jan 09, 2008 12:42 pm

Lightweight wrote:
I should let my sister read that. She'd either sabotage my account to curse you to no end or get a self-esteem drain. (not that I'd let her, anyway...)
Hey, it's the truth. No child comes out with the intent to be a spoiled entitled brat. =P

Joey: The question is, Rachel, does he like you? ''Cuz if he doesn''t, then it''s all just a moo point.
Rachel: Huh...a...moo point?
Joey: Yeah. It''''s like a cow''s opinion. It doesn''t matter....It''s moo.
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Post by yoshmaster5 » Sun Jan 13, 2008 10:38 pm

I recently finished watching Escaflowne.

My main problem with it, is contained in these three words:

DEUS EX MACHINA

At so, SO many points in the anime, one of the main characters should have died. In way to many circumstances... but what happens? Someone miraculously pops up to save the day. Every time. Every single time. Not just once or twice, but once or twice EVERY SINGLE EPISODE. There is a line... that you do not cross. If that line is crossed... then people get angry. ANGRY. *hisses*

On the plus side...
Swordfights
Catgirls = comedy
Nice themes
Folken = Sephiroth
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Post by NameGoesHere » Mon Jan 14, 2008 1:43 am

yoshmaster5 wrote:On the plus side...
Swordfights
Catgirls = comedy
Nice themes
Folken = Sephiroth
You forgot explosions, magical mobile-suits, and the craziness that is Dilandau. :D
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One for Tiff, and another for the topic.

Post by Skull13 » Mon Jan 14, 2008 5:29 am

Tiff
Congratulations on the child, and I hope that things don't become too painful giving birth. Do you know the baby's gender, yet? I've been away from the forums since being permanently banned from one of my own threads, so I don't know much about things.

Speaking of which, did you ever get my PM last year about me insulting you? I never got a response from it and have always wondered if you've ever forgiven me.

Now, what else was I going to say? Uh....Er....Uh.....Come on, think....Er....Uh, BUTTERED TOAST!! *runs away*

EDIT: One more thing. I've looked through Tiffu's Preggo Diaries, recently and have always wondered. What does any of this have to do with spaghetti sauce?

EDIT AGAIN: Never mind. I just realized that both Prego & Preggo are two different things. :lol:
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Re: One for Tiff, and another for the topic.

Post by Tiff » Mon Jan 14, 2008 9:02 am

Skull13 wrote:Tiff
Congratulations on the child, and I hope that things don't become too painful giving birth. Do you know the baby's gender, yet? I've been away from the forums since being permanently banned from one of my own threads, so I don't know much about things.
Thanks.

Yes, we've already said it's a boy.

There are other threads existing on this forum other than "your own".
Speaking of which, did you ever get my PM last year about me insulting you? I never got a response from it and have always wondered if you've ever forgiven me.
Yes, I got it, I just never responded to it.

Joey: The question is, Rachel, does he like you? ''Cuz if he doesn''t, then it''s all just a moo point.
Rachel: Huh...a...moo point?
Joey: Yeah. It''''s like a cow''s opinion. It doesn''t matter....It''s moo.
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Post by awesomeweirdo » Mon Jan 14, 2008 5:53 pm

ugh.......I'm sick. I've been having a sore throat, plugged ears, stuffed nose, tiredness, and a lack of appetite(though I feel better today). I was assuming it was strep throat, but today I found out it wasn't. In fact, it wasn't just not strep, it was a baby disease, called croup.
I have been sitting in front of the computer yesterday and today reading threads on this site and watching random vids on Youtube, mainly to avoid the fact that I should do my homework I was assigned on Friday :( .

Escaflowne is my 3rd fav anime EVER!!!!!!!!(BSSM being #1 and Full Moon wo Sagashite(though I haven't finished it yet :() being #2)
You forgot explosions, magical mobile-suits, and the craziness that is Dilandau. :D
Dilandau=amazingness!!!!!!![spoiler](exept for the whole Allen's sister thing--that was just..........weird.[/spoiler]

How Allen Schezar looks kind of annoys me, since he was supposed to be the guy that all the girls are in love with, but he looks like one himself! He has blonde hair down past his THIGHS!!!!!! And he wears pink and purple! Besides that(and the ending being a little dissappointing), its an amazing anime! I think I've watched the whole series about 4 or 5 times.
At so, SO many points in the anime, one of the main characters should have died. In way to many circumstances... but what happens? Someone miraculously pops up to save the day. Every time. Every single time. Not just once or twice, but once or twice EVERY SINGLE EPISODE. There is a line... that you do not cross. If that line is crossed... then people get angry. ANGRY. *hisses*
[spoiler]Folken dies :( --I think he's a main character. And at least characters who die stay dead unlike BSSM)[/spoiler]

Man, I've been using way too many frowny faces!!!!! :D :D :D

I'm actually hungry!!!!!!! I'm gonna go eat something now...........
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