Could be worse. The rumors could've been true, and Rosie 'O Donnel could've been the new host. Now SHE'S annoying.Tiff wrote:-_- Poor Bob Barker. Drew Carey won't do him justice. Hell, he annoys the pants offa me.Neon Heart wrote:And the new host of The Price Is Right is:
[spoiler]Drew Carrey.[/spoiler]
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Ian Ziering will not pose nude; world`s sigh of relief causes tornado
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Ian Ziering will not pose nude; world`s sigh of relief causes tornado
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Freakin' win!!! Someone uploaded all 13 episodes of Captian Star
I loved watching this cartoon back in 97', it was so weird and funny (and it had Richard E. Grant!). I don't think they showed it outside of Canada and the U.K. though.
I loved watching this cartoon back in 97', it was so weird and funny (and it had Richard E. Grant!). I don't think they showed it outside of Canada and the U.K. though.
Peachvampiress has an account on DeviantArt. Insanity Within.
And a Myspace account for her clothing designs.
"A number of times, the only thing that kept me out of a satin box was that I could size up the other guy maybe half a second quicker than he could me."
"What the fuck are you talking about? You're taped to a chair." ~Suicide Kings
And a Myspace account for her clothing designs.
"A number of times, the only thing that kept me out of a satin box was that I could size up the other guy maybe half a second quicker than he could me."
"What the fuck are you talking about? You're taped to a chair." ~Suicide Kings
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I just got back from my first Temporary job (only way to earn money now...)
I did not know it would be outside... it was in the 90's, I did not have a hat, no sunscreen, and I was in khakies (long pants).
I am now horribly sunburnt and I have heat rash. ;_;
I did not know it would be outside... it was in the 90's, I did not have a hat, no sunscreen, and I was in khakies (long pants).
I am now horribly sunburnt and I have heat rash. ;_;
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Blake? oh, like a coffee break!!
Poet? What is that? Is it tasty? Is it a popular new snack? Usagi, Stars 179
James: For some reason I'm seeing you in a nurse's uniform...
Steve: Thank you Jeff, that will be all. ... He's not here, is he? Oh God I've internalized him...
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'Who will tell us about this? Oh, no it is didnt know New Orleans was underwater guy.'
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Blake? oh, like a coffee break!!
Poet? What is that? Is it tasty? Is it a popular new snack? Usagi, Stars 179
James: For some reason I'm seeing you in a nurse's uniform...
Steve: Thank you Jeff, that will be all. ... He's not here, is he? Oh God I've internalized him...
-Coupling; The Freckle, the Key, and the Couple who weren't
'Who will tell us about this? Oh, no it is didnt know New Orleans was underwater guy.'
-Jon Stewart, The Daily Show
"Plus, Act now and you'll get the Mood of Dick Cheney! Including Rage, *RANH* Irritability, *RANH* and Mind-Blowing Orgasmic pleasure! *RAAAAANH* Order now!"
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I have a large spider bite on my elbow 
It's all red and puffy and itchy.
Damn you spiders.
It's all red and puffy and itchy.Damn you spiders.
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dont you love it when doctors tell you to "Drink lots of fluids."
Im like "As opposed to what? Drinking lots of solids?"
Im like "As opposed to what? Drinking lots of solids?"
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Namegoeshere you just blew my mind 
"Have you been half asleep? And have youve heard voices?
I hear them calling my name."
Is this the sweet sound, that calls the young sailors?
The voice maybe one in the same.
Ive heard it too many times to ignore it,
its something that I sposed to be..
Someday we''''ll find it, the rainbow connection
The lover, the dreamer, and me..."
*Being a bad girl is such hard work....
I hear them calling my name."
Is this the sweet sound, that calls the young sailors?
The voice maybe one in the same.
Ive heard it too many times to ignore it,
its something that I sposed to be..
Someday we''''ll find it, the rainbow connection
The lover, the dreamer, and me..."
*Being a bad girl is such hard work....
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"Up" is always relative to the viewer :PNameGoesHere wrote:Why must one assume that the sky is up? What if the ground is the ceiling and the sky is the floor, and we're just hanging upside down? What then? Will you ever look at a "This Side Up" sign the same way again?
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Judge: "Yes. What? You say if I testify I’ll be killed? Oh. It’s for you." (hands the phone to Fry)
Roberto: (On the phone) "And the other hamburger will also be made of your lungs. So long, pal."
Fry: "I refuse to testify on the grounds that my organs will be chopped up into a patty."
Judge: "Ah, the 67th Amendment."
Futurama, Insane in the Mainframe
Leela’s (former) boss: "Oh my various gods!"
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<3 Happily Married to Jennifer since July 16, 2005 <3
"Conquest is made from the ashes of one’s enemies" - Starscream
My Livejournal.
Judge: "Yes. What? You say if I testify I’ll be killed? Oh. It’s for you." (hands the phone to Fry)
Roberto: (On the phone) "And the other hamburger will also be made of your lungs. So long, pal."
Fry: "I refuse to testify on the grounds that my organs will be chopped up into a patty."
Judge: "Ah, the 67th Amendment."
Futurama, Insane in the Mainframe
Leela’s (former) boss: "Oh my various gods!"
Futurama, How Hermes Requisitioned his Groove Back
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Reminds me of the Stone Temple in Legend of Zelda:Majora's Mask.Why must one assume that the sky is up? What if the ground is the ceiling and the sky is the floor, and we're just hanging upside down? What then? Will you ever look at a "This Side Up" sign the same way again?
Peachvampiress has an account on DeviantArt. Insanity Within.
And a Myspace account for her clothing designs.
"A number of times, the only thing that kept me out of a satin box was that I could size up the other guy maybe half a second quicker than he could me."
"What the fuck are you talking about? You're taped to a chair." ~Suicide Kings
And a Myspace account for her clothing designs.
"A number of times, the only thing that kept me out of a satin box was that I could size up the other guy maybe half a second quicker than he could me."
"What the fuck are you talking about? You're taped to a chair." ~Suicide Kings
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That or the Nasca palace in Illusion of Gaiapeachvampiress wrote:NameGoesHereReminds me of the Stone Temple in Legend of Zelda:Majora's Mask.Why must one assume that the sky is up? What if the ground is the ceiling and the sky is the floor, and we're just hanging upside down? What then? Will you ever look at a "This Side Up" sign the same way again?
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You know that Alvin and the Chipmunks movie that's coming out? If I told you it had a scene where Alvin ate Theodore's shit would you believe me? No? SHIZAM!!
Sign of quality there. Thank God there not wearing thug clothes though and I hate to admit it, but Jason Lee does a pretty good ALVIIIIIIIN!
Sign of quality there. Thank God there not wearing thug clothes though and I hate to admit it, but Jason Lee does a pretty good ALVIIIIIIIN!
Peachvampiress has an account on DeviantArt. Insanity Within.
And a Myspace account for her clothing designs.
"A number of times, the only thing that kept me out of a satin box was that I could size up the other guy maybe half a second quicker than he could me."
"What the fuck are you talking about? You're taped to a chair." ~Suicide Kings
And a Myspace account for her clothing designs.
"A number of times, the only thing that kept me out of a satin box was that I could size up the other guy maybe half a second quicker than he could me."
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peachvampiress wrote:You know that Alvin and the Chipmunks movie that's coming out? If I told you it had a scene where Alvin ate Theodore's shit would you believe me? No? SHIZAM!!
Sign of quality there. Thank God there not wearing thug clothes though and I hate to admit it, but Jason Lee does a pretty good ALVIIIIIIIN!
That's gross, lmao. And that's Jason Lee? He looks totally different without facial hair.... The chipmunks look really cute. *_*
The Single Funniest Thread Title Ever
Ian Ziering will not pose nude; world`s sigh of relief causes tornado
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Ian Ziering will not pose nude; world`s sigh of relief causes tornado
^ ^ ^ ROFL
Hmm, well I guess it has the potential to be a cute movie...aside from the poop jokes...at least they're singing old school.
The Facts of the Animal Kingdom:
"Zebras can bite."
"Snakes say sss."
"Lions chase people."
And of course…”Tigers bite you.”
--From Tiffu’s Pre-K students. =D
And one from me...Leopards are gorgeous.
"Zebras can bite."
"Snakes say sss."
"Lions chase people."
And of course…”Tigers bite you.”
--From Tiffu’s Pre-K students. =D
And one from me...Leopards are gorgeous.
Okay, it does amuse me that they're treating them like the Beatles or something in the beginning. XD @ the hippies.
Alvin's voice is also...really, REALLY like the original. o_o awesome.
But the poop thing? Gross, dude.Just gross.
Alvin's voice is also...really, REALLY like the original. o_o awesome.
But the poop thing? Gross, dude.Just gross.
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Rachel: Huh...a...moo point?
Joey: Yeah. It''''s like a cow''s opinion. It doesn''t matter....It''s moo.
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They have the same voices from the 80's cartoon (which I believe are the creators son and Jr's wife, who also does the chipettes's voices).Alvin's voice is also...really, REALLY like the original. o_o awesome.
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"A number of times, the only thing that kept me out of a satin box was that I could size up the other guy maybe half a second quicker than he could me."
"What the fuck are you talking about? You're taped to a chair." ~Suicide Kings
And a Myspace account for her clothing designs.
"A number of times, the only thing that kept me out of a satin box was that I could size up the other guy maybe half a second quicker than he could me."
"What the fuck are you talking about? You're taped to a chair." ~Suicide Kings