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Post by SeiUsa » Fri Dec 08, 2006 1:34 am

Where the [email protected]#$%* is Carmen Sandiego?! :evil:
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"Lions chase people."
And of course…”Tigers bite you.”
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Post by the*blue*girl » Fri Dec 08, 2006 8:13 pm

SeiUsa wrote:Where the [email protected]#$%* is Carmen Sandiego?! :evil:
she's whoring herself up. how else is she going to make money to travel the globe? why else is everyone after her? duh.

''Frustration is the byproduct of success.''- said by our instructor Jason in an attempt to motivate us

You`ll say, Don`t fear your dreams, it`s easier than it seems
You`ll say you`d never let me fall from hopes so high
But never is a promise and you can`t afford to lie

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Jason: Stop talking, put your clothes on, and go home.
Us:(in a perfect chorus) .... THAT''S WHAT HE SAID!
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Post by nap* » Sat Dec 09, 2006 3:39 pm

Starscream wrote:
nap* wrote:Is there any point of pre-ordering anything first if you not guarnteed to get it. Stupid HMV
Wow, that's 10 kinds of crappy >< What did you pre-order?
I pre-ordered the Wii (which I got BTW), on the 16 sept, I didn't receive any phone calls, so I assume that I wasn't getting it for launch, so I cancelled my pre-order to get my £30 back and resevered 1 of the 200 that was unreserved.
Febby''''s here, the shortest month of the year, and in London the weather is random, so there

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Post by Neon Heart » Sat Dec 09, 2006 5:57 pm

I'm hungry. Who wants to make me dinner?
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Post by SeiUsa » Sat Dec 09, 2006 6:00 pm

Neon Heart wrote:Who wants to make me dinner?
Sorry, I'm a vegetarian. :P
The Facts of the Animal Kingdom:
"Zebras can bite."
"Snakes say sss."
"Lions chase people."
And of course…”Tigers bite you.”
--From Tiffu’s Pre-K students. =D
And one from me...Leopards are gorgeous.

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Post by NameGoesHere » Sun Dec 10, 2006 6:46 am

Rats do not sweat. They regulate their temperature by constricting or expanding blood vessels in their tails.
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Post by the*blue*girl » Sun Dec 10, 2006 2:25 pm

rats are cool <3 ^_^

''Frustration is the byproduct of success.''- said by our instructor Jason in an attempt to motivate us

You`ll say, Don`t fear your dreams, it`s easier than it seems
You`ll say you`d never let me fall from hopes so high
But never is a promise and you can`t afford to lie

- Fiona Apple, Never is a Promise

Jason: Stop talking, put your clothes on, and go home.
Us:(in a perfect chorus) .... THAT''S WHAT HE SAID!
Jason: ...-_- I quit.



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Post by SeiUsa » Sun Dec 10, 2006 2:38 pm

You should see! You should see! What's on HGTV!!! :D
The Facts of the Animal Kingdom:
"Zebras can bite."
"Snakes say sss."
"Lions chase people."
And of course…”Tigers bite you.”
--From Tiffu’s Pre-K students. =D
And one from me...Leopards are gorgeous.

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Post by Neon Heart » Sun Dec 10, 2006 4:07 pm

the*blue*girl wrote:rats are cool <3 ^_^

I agree. We have several pet rats, actually... Two of them are BAWLD!!!!! <333
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Ian Ziering will not pose nude; world`s sigh of relief causes tornado


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Post by the*blue*girl » Sun Dec 10, 2006 5:01 pm

i used to have rats, but they got old and died. they're some of the sweetest animals ever ^_^

''Frustration is the byproduct of success.''- said by our instructor Jason in an attempt to motivate us

You`ll say, Don`t fear your dreams, it`s easier than it seems
You`ll say you`d never let me fall from hopes so high
But never is a promise and you can`t afford to lie

- Fiona Apple, Never is a Promise

Jason: Stop talking, put your clothes on, and go home.
Us:(in a perfect chorus) .... THAT''S WHAT HE SAID!
Jason: ...-_- I quit.



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Post by SeiUsa » Sun Dec 10, 2006 8:20 pm

In the twelve meals of Christmas my waiter served to me:

Twelve drumsticks drumming
Eleven smoothies smoothin'
Ten hams-a-smokin
Nine cookies crumbling
Eight cheese-n-crackers
Seven Caesar salads
Six duck al"Oranges
FIVE ONION RINGS
Four deviled eggs
Three French fries
Two chocolate doves
And a large pepperoni pizza!
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The Facts of the Animal Kingdom:
"Zebras can bite."
"Snakes say sss."
"Lions chase people."
And of course…”Tigers bite you.”
--From Tiffu’s Pre-K students. =D
And one from me...Leopards are gorgeous.

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Post by NekoSun518 » Sun Dec 10, 2006 8:25 pm

Instead of studying for my final tomorrow, I just made homemade chicken noodle soup.......and its sooooo tasty :D I'm happy :D :D
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Post by Junko » Sun Dec 10, 2006 9:50 pm

Insted of studying for my final I made Christmas Ornaments! =D


Talk about a waste of time.... but they're beautiful!

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Post by Tiff » Sun Dec 10, 2006 9:52 pm

Junko wrote:Insted of studying for my final I made Christmas Ornaments! =D


Talk about a waste of time.... but they're beautiful!
What kind did you make?

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Post by Neon Heart » Sun Dec 10, 2006 11:05 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5SozsF2Arc


The laugh.... That freakin' laugh!! <3
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Post by Sailormars Obsessed fan » Mon Dec 11, 2006 8:54 am

YAY!!! I get pizza hut tonite
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Post by Neon Heart » Mon Dec 11, 2006 12:50 pm

I have to go to the orthodontist, soon... They're gonna check to see if I'm wearing my retainer or not.

If their so curious, they should just call and ask. I don't feeeeeeel like going anywhere. >_______>;;
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Post by Nehelenia's Crazy Fangirl » Mon Dec 11, 2006 5:00 pm

I'm sick with a flu. =X_x= I wasn't able to stay home today though because my Mom had jury duty, and my Dad just got a promotion on Friday... Sometimes life really sucks doesn't it? (Although my Dad's promotion IS a good thing.)
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Post by nap* » Mon Dec 11, 2006 6:32 pm

There are mice in my house, and I hate it as I have to go with my sister to the kitchen, everytime she wants a drink, including when im asleep
Febby''''s here, the shortest month of the year, and in London the weather is random, so there

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Post by Tiff » Mon Dec 11, 2006 6:36 pm

nap* wrote:There are mice in my house, and I hate it as I have to go with my sister to the kitchen, everytime she wants a drink, including when im asleep
o_O; why? the mice aren't going to jump out and attack her.

I'm sick with a flu. =X_x= I wasn't able to stay home today though because my Mom had jury duty, and my Dad just got a promotion on Friday... Sometimes life really sucks doesn't it? (Although my Dad's promotion IS a good thing.)
You're 13 years old. =P You couldn't stay home by yourself??

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