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Post by Sylphiel » Wed Nov 08, 2006 12:40 am

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I know. My previous post was before midnight, so I had to make a new one after 12 when it was really Wednesday. Otherwise I would have edited the old one. Hell, I even waited a half hour, but nobody else had posted yet. XD
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Post by Neon Heart » Wed Nov 08, 2006 7:06 am

404 NOT FOUND
The document you were looking for isn't at the address you gave. We can only guess why:


You made a typo
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A nefarious attorney forced us to remove it
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Post by Slrjoecool » Wed Nov 08, 2006 2:45 pm

Sylphiel wrote:USER MODE:

I know. My previous post was before midnight, so I had to make a new one after 12 when it was really Wednesday. Otherwise I would have edited the old one. Hell, I even waited a half hour, but nobody else had posted yet. XD
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Sylph, do NOT mock the mods when you are requested to do/not do something. The "USER MODE:" thing makes it obvious that you were mocking the mod. You also said that "you know" that you can't double post, but you did so anyway, showing you deliberately ignored the rules. Take this as warning number one.
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Post by yoshmaster5 » Wed Nov 08, 2006 4:12 pm

And now my variation of Little Drummer boy:

I brought this flaming bag for you pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
Please put it out with your hands pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
For our mutual enjoy...ment pa-rum-pum-pum-pum, rum-pum-pum-pum, rum-pum-pum-pum...

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Post by Sailorasteroid » Wed Nov 08, 2006 4:41 pm

Stick out your tongue and leave it there. After a minute or so, it'll feel really weird.
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Post by peachvampiress » Wed Nov 08, 2006 5:04 pm

So even though Wednesday is my day off from school, my teacher told us we have to attened this field trip to a swimsuit store in Vancouver today. At 8:30am. Meaning that I had to get up at 5:30am, and leave with someone else at 6am. There was absolutely no sign of sunlight and the moon was still clearly out. Driving into Vancouver at night is pretty freaky.

On the plus, I was able to find some cute swimsuit fabric.
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Post by Nehelenia's Crazy Fangirl » Thu Nov 09, 2006 10:45 am

I was just browsing in my downstairs library, and right next to the Bible was a book called "Telling Lies for Fun and Profit." XD
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Post by Starscream » Thu Nov 09, 2006 7:11 pm

Nehelenia's Crazy Fangirl wrote:I was just browsing in my downstairs library, and right next to the Bible was a book called "Telling Lies for Fun and Profit." XD
MOD MODE:

Please be careful when joking about religion here. There may be some users - myself included - who might take offense to something that's as seemingly innocuous as this.
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Post by Sailorasteroid » Thu Nov 09, 2006 10:43 pm

I have deja vu right now. I HATE deja vu. I don't like when things are wrong with my brain. I even had to search to make sure I didn't write this post already.
Things I think Are Funny Early in the Morning: If Batman were a Smurf: "Quick, Robin! We must smurf down to the Batcave and smurf the Batplane! Then we must smurf the batsmurf so we can smurf where the Joker is smurfing!"

The Croonerism Spate (explanations upon request)
Be careful with this one, there is a bit of a pun involved. Dr. Spooner described his visit to a castle: "In the center of the fortress was the Palace Court. The gated entrance to this area was the court palace."

Users whose sigs my quotes have made (now in two columns)
Tempest___________________Peachvampiress (I think)
Sylphiel (twice!)____________Neon Heart
RoastedTwinkies (long ago)___Alexclow345
Seiusa____________________Nehelenia`s Crazy Fangirl

I <3 all you guys!

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Post by SeiUsa » Thu Nov 09, 2006 11:37 pm

† <~~~ Can someone tell me how to create that cross? (I just copied n pasted this one) I had it once but now I've forgotten. >.<
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Post by peachvampiress » Fri Nov 10, 2006 12:14 am

Hot damn, I know what I want for Christmas.

That is an insanely cheap price for four movies and one abomination of film (and if you've seen all five you'll know which one I'm refering to, and it ain't the remake :D)
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Post by Musashi » Fri Nov 10, 2006 1:06 am

Zeta's signature gets me everytime... xDD

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Post by NameGoesHere » Fri Nov 10, 2006 6:15 am

Sailorasteroid wrote:I have deja vu right now. I HATE deja vu. I don't like when things are wrong with my brain. I even had to search to make sure I didn't write this post already.
The technical term for that would be Nonlinear Brain Fart.
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Post by Starscream » Fri Nov 10, 2006 6:51 am

Sailorasteroid wrote:I have deja vu right now. I HATE deja vu. I don't like when things are wrong with my brain. I even had to search to make sure I didn't write this post already.
Thank you for your comment. We will be reporting this glitch to the Matrix immediately.

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Judge: "Yes. What? You say if I testify I’ll be killed? Oh. It’s for you." (hands the phone to Fry)
Roberto: (On the phone) "And the other hamburger will also be made of your lungs. So long, pal."
Fry: "I refuse to testify on the grounds that my organs will be chopped up into a patty."
Judge: "Ah, the 67th Amendment."
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Post by Sailorasteroid » Fri Nov 10, 2006 8:15 am

Oh, don't even get me started on the Matrix. Joey Pants was the only character who actually realized that the Matrix was a symbiotic relationship, not a parasitic one. Not to mention the fact that the whole premise fell down when everyone could do superhuman human things, and not just Neo. And why was the Matrix run by machines? If you're doing the ultimate conspiracy theory movie, you have to put the people who everyone thinks is behind it behind it: rich white men. The whole thing was broken from the getgo; how it had its success is a mystery to me. (Actually, I know the reason: stealing from Stephen Chow)
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The Croonerism Spate (explanations upon request)
Be careful with this one, there is a bit of a pun involved. Dr. Spooner described his visit to a castle: "In the center of the fortress was the Palace Court. The gated entrance to this area was the court palace."

Users whose sigs my quotes have made (now in two columns)
Tempest___________________Peachvampiress (I think)
Sylphiel (twice!)____________Neon Heart
RoastedTwinkies (long ago)___Alexclow345
Seiusa____________________Nehelenia`s Crazy Fangirl

I <3 all you guys!

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Post by Neon Heart » Fri Nov 10, 2006 10:23 am

It still needs to snow. -_-
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Post by Starscream » Fri Nov 10, 2006 10:54 am

Sailorasteroid wrote:Oh, don't even get me started on the Matrix. Joey Pants was the only character who actually realized that the Matrix was a symbiotic relationship, not a parasitic one. Not to mention the fact that the whole premise fell down when everyone could do superhuman human things, and not just Neo. And why was the Matrix run by machines? If you're doing the ultimate conspiracy theory movie, you have to put the people who everyone thinks is behind it behind it: rich white men. The whole thing was broken from the getgo; how it had its success is a mystery to me. (Actually, I know the reason: stealing from Stephen Chow)
I tried to think of a witty retort, but I came up empty. Boo to me ;_; (I only like the movies because there are giant robots and ridiculous, Dragonball-esque fight scenes in them. Oh, and those twins phasing around everywhere was cool, too.)
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Judge: "Yes. What? You say if I testify I’ll be killed? Oh. It’s for you." (hands the phone to Fry)
Roberto: (On the phone) "And the other hamburger will also be made of your lungs. So long, pal."
Fry: "I refuse to testify on the grounds that my organs will be chopped up into a patty."
Judge: "Ah, the 67th Amendment."
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Post by SeiUsa » Fri Nov 10, 2006 10:33 pm

Johnny ate a booger and it tastes like sugar.
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Post by nap* » Sat Nov 11, 2006 6:57 am

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Post by Nehelenia's Crazy Fangirl » Sat Nov 11, 2006 10:19 am

nap* I like your new siganture ^^. ::hugs da new siggy:: =^_^= I just reminded myself of Usagi. How odd...and the Pirates of the Caribbean reminds me of the Dead Moon Circus in some odd way, especially the scene in the first movie where [spoiler]the girl is being tossed up and down by the corpses in the moonlight[/spoiler]
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