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Post by Starscream » Tue Nov 07, 2006 6:47 am

Sylphiel wrote:IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!

WHERE YA AT?!?
WHERE YA AT?!?
WHERE YA AT?!?
WHERE YA AT?!?
NOW THERE YA GO!!!
THERE YA GO!!!
THERE YA GO!!!
THERE YA GO!!!

PEANUT BUTTER JELLY!!!
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY!!!
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY!!!
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY!!!

DO THE PEANUT BUTTER JELLY
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY WITH A BASEBALL BAT
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY WITH A BASEBALL BAT!!!!!!!
Dude, that is SO played out.
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Post by Nehelenia's Crazy Fangirl » Tue Nov 07, 2006 7:03 am

Whenever I look at a game of Hearts I feel sick to my stomach. I do wonder why... :? (that face can also mean "sick to stomach" if you want it to.) :wink:
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Post by Tiff » Tue Nov 07, 2006 7:05 am

nap* wrote:Forget meat it's Pancakes that are the best
I can no longer eat pancakes, thanks to my Dad cooking them EVERY Sunday morning while growing up -_-

I do love Waffles and French Toast, though <3

One time, my dad said that steak was overrated. The whole family was like "wtf..."
^^; I kind of agree with him...But honestly, I only really eat steak if my Dad cooks it. I don't eat/order steak at restaurants. It just doesn't taste as good to me.

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Post by Sylphiel » Tue Nov 07, 2006 7:31 am

Starscream wrote:Dude, that is SO played out.
Dude, I haven't been here for a month, I needed to get it out of my system. >P

You people are staying WAY too on-topic here. It's driving me nuts.
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Post by Starscream » Tue Nov 07, 2006 7:47 am

Sylphiel wrote:
Starscream wrote:Dude, that is SO played out.
Dude, I haven't been here for a month, I needed to get it out of my system. >P

You people are staying WAY too on-topic here. It's driving me nuts.
You see what happens when the source of this insanity takes a break? All hell calms down :P
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Judge: "Yes. What? You say if I testify I’ll be killed? Oh. It’s for you." (hands the phone to Fry)
Roberto: (On the phone) "And the other hamburger will also be made of your lungs. So long, pal."
Fry: "I refuse to testify on the grounds that my organs will be chopped up into a patty."
Judge: "Ah, the 67th Amendment."
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Post by Neon Heart » Tue Nov 07, 2006 9:15 am

Starscream wrote:
Sylphiel wrote:
Starscream wrote:Dude, that is SO played out.
Dude, I haven't been here for a month, I needed to get it out of my system. >P

You people are staying WAY too on-topic here. It's driving me nuts.
You see what happens when the source of this insanity takes a break? All hell calms down :P
WELL....All Hell shall break loose AGAIN LOL
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Post by NameGoesHere » Tue Nov 07, 2006 11:33 am

Oh, man. I just figured out what SMU stands for.

Shaves
Mice
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*shakes head* Those poor, naked mice...
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Post by Neon Heart » Tue Nov 07, 2006 12:33 pm

NameGoesHere wrote:Oh, man. I just figured out what SMU stands for.

Shaves
Mice
Unnecessarily

*shakes head* Those poor, naked mice...

I always thought it meant,

Send
Me
Underpants
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Post by yoshmaster5 » Tue Nov 07, 2006 3:05 pm

... You know you are a complete nerd when:

While excercising you listen to the 1812 overture. Then, you listen to an Orchestrated One Winged ANgel.
-Adam Picard-
Blake? oh, like a coffee break!!
Poet? What is that? Is it tasty? Is it a popular new snack? Usagi, Stars 179

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Steve: Thank you Jeff, that will be all. ... He's not here, is he? Oh God I've internalized him...
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Post by nap* » Tue Nov 07, 2006 3:20 pm

Famous lying quotes

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Post by Sylphiel » Tue Nov 07, 2006 3:51 pm

Neon Heart wrote:I always thought it meant,

Send
Me
Underpants
Me too. I always wondered what the percentage of people who always post with no pants on was.
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Post by Nehelenia's Crazy Fangirl » Tue Nov 07, 2006 4:14 pm

...WHY DOES EVERYONE HERE ACT SO KAWAII!!!WHY WHY WHY CAN'T I!!!!!!!111ELEVENTYONE!!!!11 D8

ahhhh.....^_______^ ::favorite smiley::
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Post by Starscream » Tue Nov 07, 2006 4:37 pm

OH MY GOD

Bigger than Saddam Hussein

Bigger than the US elections (it's on a US news site, so that's relevent :P)

Guys.

EVERYONE must know about this "Breaking News" (as of 4:33 PM EST).

Click now!

(may not be valid later than around 5 PM or so)
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Roberto: (On the phone) "And the other hamburger will also be made of your lungs. So long, pal."
Fry: "I refuse to testify on the grounds that my organs will be chopped up into a patty."
Judge: "Ah, the 67th Amendment."
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Post by NameGoesHere » Tue Nov 07, 2006 5:29 pm

When can we expect the White House press conference regarding this late-breaking news?
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Post by Kameko » Tue Nov 07, 2006 6:07 pm

To all of you otakus out there:

The Secrets of Soap, Revealed!
Everybody was a baby once, Arthur. Oh, sure, maybe not today, or even yesterday. But once. Babies, chum: tiny, dimpled, fleshy mirrors of our us-ness, that we parents hurl into the future, like leathery footballs of hope. And you''ve got to get a good spiral on that baby, or evil will make an interception.

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Post by Starscream » Tue Nov 07, 2006 6:10 pm

NameGoesHere wrote:When can we expect the White House press conference regarding this late-breaking news?
After W gets back from his hunting trip, so maybe tomorrow :O
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Judge: "Yes. What? You say if I testify I’ll be killed? Oh. It’s for you." (hands the phone to Fry)
Roberto: (On the phone) "And the other hamburger will also be made of your lungs. So long, pal."
Fry: "I refuse to testify on the grounds that my organs will be chopped up into a patty."
Judge: "Ah, the 67th Amendment."
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Post by the*blue*girl » Tue Nov 07, 2006 9:45 pm

*sings* i got new carpet, i got new carpet! AND ITS GREEN XD! but now i have to unpack all my possesions from the boxes..... ;_;


6 more weeks until christmas.

''Frustration is the byproduct of success.''- said by our instructor Jason in an attempt to motivate us

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You`ll say you`d never let me fall from hopes so high
But never is a promise and you can`t afford to lie

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Jason: Stop talking, put your clothes on, and go home.
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Post by Sylphiel » Tue Nov 07, 2006 11:27 pm

OH... MY....... GAWD

I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT! THIS CANNOT BE TRUE. THEY WERE THE PERFECT COUPLE ;_____;

K-FED AND BRITNEY WERE MY OTP LIEK WHOA =((((((((

*CRIES IN CORNER AND SLITS WRITS*



(On that note, a couple of my friends cross-dressed as them for Halloween. Was fucking HILARIOUS XD)
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Post by Sylphiel » Wed Nov 08, 2006 12:23 am

HAPPY WEDNESDAY!
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Post by Tiff » Wed Nov 08, 2006 12:25 am

ADMIN MODE:

Please don't double post, even in the off-topic thread. Thanks.

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