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Post by Sailorasteroid » Sun Nov 05, 2006 11:32 am

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Sailorasteroid wrote:Off Topic: it's 1419 and I still haven't had breakfast.
You're either on 24 hour time, or you just invented time travel.

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Maybe he's Hiro. Bending time and space, so it's logical that he may be posting at/from 1419 and still not having had brekkie. He must be Hiro, disguised as Mild-mannered Sailorasteroid...
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Post by Neon Heart » Sun Nov 05, 2006 11:36 am

Sailorasteroid wrote:
Neon Heart wrote:As soon as you have finished reading this message, you will have been afflicted with stunted growth. To all of you growing teens out there, congratulations, I just screwed you out of another two inches.



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Post by Sylphiel » Sun Nov 05, 2006 11:40 am

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Sailorasteroid wrote:I'm already all grown; what happens to me?

Impotence.


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Post by Sailorasteroid » Sun Nov 05, 2006 11:49 am

Life would be a lot cooler if stuff like that worked.
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Post by peachvampiress » Sun Nov 05, 2006 2:09 pm

OMG! OMG! OMG! Finally a Jareth figure (for real this time)!

I can't remember where, but like a year ago I posted a link to this really bitchin' Jareth doll a company called Palisades was making. Then Palisades went under and all hope was gone. But not now! Plus this one will be about $25 cheaper then the other one.
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Post by Tiff » Sun Nov 05, 2006 2:12 pm

peachvampiress wrote:OMG! OMG! OMG! Finally a Jareth figure (for real this time)!

I can't remember where, but like a year ago I posted a link to this really bitchin' Jareth doll a company called Palisades was making. Then Palisades went under and all hope was gone. But not now! Plus this one will be about $25 cheaper then the other one.
...You can't even see the figure. o.o how do you know it'll be good?

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Post by peachvampiress » Sun Nov 05, 2006 2:37 pm

I'm very familiar with the work and quality of the company (NECA), especially their Cult Classics line, which I watch like a hawk. The odds of them making a good Jareth figure are high :P
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Post by Kameko » Mon Nov 06, 2006 11:16 am

Sailor V wrote:I really don't believe in the apocolypse. I'd have to see it (and survive), to actually believe it.
Go ahead and stick your head in the sand but entropy is inevitable. Unless, of course, you know the final question.
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Post by NameGoesHere » Mon Nov 06, 2006 12:38 pm

Kameko wrote:Go ahead and stick your head in the sand but entropy is inevitable. Unless, of course, you know the final question.
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Post by Musashi » Mon Nov 06, 2006 1:35 pm

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Post by Slrjoecool » Mon Nov 06, 2006 2:05 pm

NameGoesHere wrote:"What do you do with a drunken sailor?"
You shave his belly with a rusty razor! =D
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Post by Fruityla » Mon Nov 06, 2006 2:19 pm

Slrjoecool wrote:
NameGoesHere wrote:"What do you do with a drunken sailor?"
You shave his belly with a rusty razor! =D



Then burn his eyes out with citrus juice :twisted: That'll teach him to get drunk and operate a boat.

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Post by Slrjoecool » Mon Nov 06, 2006 2:23 pm

Fruityla wrote:
Then burn his eyes out with citrus juice :twisted: That'll teach him to get drunk and operate a boat.
I'm sorry, that wasn't one of the choices from the song.

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Post by Fruityla » Mon Nov 06, 2006 2:37 pm


Putting him in the hold with the Captain's daughter is far too typical, I liked mine better :p

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Post by Slrjoecool » Mon Nov 06, 2006 2:49 pm

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Putting him in the hold with the Captain's daughter is far too typical, I liked mine better :p
True XD
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Post by Neon Heart » Mon Nov 06, 2006 3:25 pm

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Post by Nehelenia's Crazy Fangirl » Mon Nov 06, 2006 5:08 pm

Neon Heart wrote:LOL!
O_o... I guess it's only funny if you happen to know power rangers ::shrugs:: As for your stunted growth thing...why is it that that eerily reminds me of all the medical commercials I've ever seen...?
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Post by Sailorasteroid » Mon Nov 06, 2006 5:10 pm

Kameko wrote:
Sailor V wrote:I really don't believe in the apocolypse. I'd have to see it (and survive), to actually believe it.
Go ahead and stick your head in the sand but entropy is inevitable. Unless, of course, you know the final question.
There is as yet insufficient data for a meaningful answer.
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Post by Neon Heart » Mon Nov 06, 2006 5:18 pm

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