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Post by Sailor V » Fri Nov 03, 2006 12:01 am

Ha! I can beat that! My state started playing Christmas music before Halloween and put it's stuff up afterwards.
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Post by NekoSun518 » Fri Nov 03, 2006 12:52 am

I just painted my nails bright pink. Like Barbie pink. Its a very interesting look indeed. Ahhh what wonderful things I do to cure boredom.

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Post by NameGoesHere » Fri Nov 03, 2006 2:25 am

Heh. Try my local Hobby Lobby. They had Christmas trees and Santa's out in August.
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Post by Sylphiel » Fri Nov 03, 2006 3:55 am

MYYYYYYYYYYYYY THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAD

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Post by Sailorasteroid » Fri Nov 03, 2006 7:19 am

Tiff wrote:
Sailor V wrote:Hey, has there rwally been 934226 people banned on the forum, or is it a joke?
...

....well, considering the fact that we only have 962 members TOTAL...
We used to have over 1000, before the deadwood was cleared out.

It's not about Christmas, it's about Christmas *music*. There's this whole subgenre that only gets one season of play, so we should extend that season as long as possible. No one says that jazz or country should only be restricted to one month.

Also there's only 1 Thanksgiving song I know of (Adam Sandler's).

Sylph, it's your thread, but you missed your page again. Now you're going to have to wait for Nonsense Off-topic Madness Thread III, which is a debonair thread that steals from other threads while chasing the Fujiko thread. ^_^
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Post by Sylphiel » Fri Nov 03, 2006 7:35 am

Sailorasteroid wrote:Sylph, it's your thread, but you missed your page again. Now you're going to have to wait for Nonsense Off-topic Madness Thread III, which is a debonair thread that steals from other threads while chasing the Fujiko thread. ^_^
*sniffles* I figured that I did. And every night I have cried myself to sleep over this great and utter tragedy. ;___; ...BUT THERE'S ALWAYS PAGE 690!!!

*has no clue what the Fujiko thread is* o_O;; Have I really been gone THAT long? ^^;;
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Post by Sailorasteroid » Fri Nov 03, 2006 7:46 am

Sylphiel wrote: *has no clue what the Fujiko thread is* o_O;; Have I really been gone THAT long? ^^;;
I try to make joke. Lupin III chases after Fujiko, so if there were a third version of a thread. . .
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The Croonerism Spate (explanations upon request)
Be careful with this one, there is a bit of a pun involved. Dr. Spooner described his visit to a castle: "In the center of the fortress was the Palace Court. The gated entrance to this area was the court palace."

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Post by Sylphiel » Fri Nov 03, 2006 7:57 am

Sailorasteroid wrote:I try to make joke. Lupin III chases after Fujiko, so if there were a third version of a thread. . .
Ah.... never seen that anime. No wonder I was confused.

Moving back off-topic, to revive the randomness, I re-introduce one of my favorite quotes from the Nonsense days of yore:

"THERE'S A SQUIRREL IN MY PANTS!!!" -Neon Heart
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Post by Jusenkyo no Pikachu » Fri Nov 03, 2006 8:51 am

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Post by Tiff » Fri Nov 03, 2006 10:18 am

Sailorasteroid wrote:
We used to have over 1000, before the deadwood was cleared out.
That's still quite a bit less than 94,000 =P

It's not about Christmas, it's about Christmas *music*. There's this whole subgenre that only gets one season of play, so we should extend that season as long as possible. No one says that jazz or country should only be restricted to one month.
o.O; what? What on earth are you arguing? I said I enjoyed christmas music...You're confusing the daylights out of me.

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Post by Sailorasteroid » Fri Nov 03, 2006 4:44 pm

Tiff wrote:

It's not about Christmas, it's about Christmas *music*. There's this whole subgenre that only gets one season of play, so we should extend that season as long as possible. No one says that jazz or country should only be restricted to one month.
o.O; what? What on earth are you arguing? I said I enjoyed christmas music...You're confusing the daylights out of me.
Well, everything other than the first line wasn't supposed to be a response, just general rambling.
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The Croonerism Spate (explanations upon request)
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Post by NameGoesHere » Fri Nov 03, 2006 5:44 pm

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Post by Neon Heart » Fri Nov 03, 2006 6:33 pm

Sailor V wrote:Ha! I can beat that! My state started playing Christmas music before Halloween and put it's stuff up afterwards.

It's not a competition...
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Post by Dr. Casey » Fri Nov 03, 2006 7:07 pm

Wow, I just read an interesting story at another message board. Copy and paste time.




In second grade I knew this retarded kid named Alex. I say retarded, but I mean that he had an anger problem that made him seem almost retarded. I say German, because he knew very little English and just came from Germany with his family.

He had a helper with him at all times during school. She would watch over him like a hawk.

One day, I was playing with play-dough with something like five other kids, and Alex. Alex made for brown pillars out of the dough, each about six inches tall. He smashed two of them down hard, and asked his helper to do the next one.

She did so, just so Alex wouldn't go on some tantrum.

Next thing I remember was the teacher screaming. Really loud. All of us were rushed out of the room by our teacher.

Turns out that Alex put a pocket knife turned up in the third pillar.

I never saw Alex again.

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Post by peachvampiress » Fri Nov 03, 2006 8:28 pm

I hope that kid got his ass beaten. But how did the kid get a pocket knife?
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Post by Sylphiel » Fri Nov 03, 2006 8:38 pm

FIRST EVER PARTY AT MY PLACE TONIGHT. I've never hosted one before ever.

It's small (I like keeping things that way. 5 people tonight), but OMFG. Can't WAIT.

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Post by Tiff » Fri Nov 03, 2006 9:18 pm

peachvampiress wrote:I hope that kid got his ass beaten. But how did the kid get a pocket knife?
Uh...It's not that hard. Maybe his father, brother, uncle, or cousin had one. And he simply took it out of the house. Hell, I've found lighters and cigs on the pre-k kids. And when I was in 3rd grade, a friend of mine also brought a knife to school. Granted, she didn't do anything with it, but she had one.

And obviously, an ass beating isn't what this kid needs. It's help...really, really strong psychological help.

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Post by Sailor V » Fri Nov 03, 2006 10:26 pm

So, over here, the first quarter just ended and i'm waiting for my report card. I am very confident I did good and hope that I will get onto the honor rool. So, what about you? How good did you think you did?
Bob: People! Tiff had to put the crying Usagi banner up! Enter the contest!!! D8
Tiff: They must love making Usagi cry. ;_; poor Usagi.
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Sailor V: Do not worry! We will all be good little kids and when you come back, everything will be the same. *The place burns up as soon as Tiffu leaves*
Tiff: DAMN YOU ALL.
Sailor V: I DID NOT START IT! *Hides a liter and has Dan tied up in the backroom*
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Dan: Gah! Off of me and back to Bob! *replaces self with Bob and runs*
Sailor V: Wait! Come back! I cannot have you interfering with my plans to bring down the forum!
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Post by Sailorasteroid » Fri Nov 03, 2006 10:41 pm

Sign of the Apocolypse: I was in a restaurant, and muzak was playing. In the middle of my shrimp scampi, I hear a soft bass and a lilting flute. . . playing Gangsta's Paradise.
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The Croonerism Spate (explanations upon request)
Be careful with this one, there is a bit of a pun involved. Dr. Spooner described his visit to a castle: "In the center of the fortress was the Palace Court. The gated entrance to this area was the court palace."

Users whose sigs my quotes have made (now in two columns)
Tempest___________________Peachvampiress (I think)
Sylphiel (twice!)____________Neon Heart
RoastedTwinkies (long ago)___Alexclow345
Seiusa____________________Nehelenia`s Crazy Fangirl

I <3 all you guys!

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