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Post by SeiUsa » Tue Sep 26, 2006 3:47 pm

I'd say this is the Wal-Mart of threads...pushing all the "little threads" out of posts. ;_;
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Post by C.h.a.r.m. » Tue Sep 26, 2006 6:47 pm

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Post by yoshmaster5 » Tue Sep 26, 2006 8:31 pm

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It's Homecoming week. We're at band practice, and Lathum *teacher* is talking about everything... and she says she wants all of us at the dance to be protected. One kid: "She means Condoms."

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Post by Panda » Tue Sep 26, 2006 8:35 pm

lol


Man, I want to go to my home-coming soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bad... but my friends won't go with me. Damn.


That's awesome though. If ashe wasn't talking about condoms what was she implying?

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Post by Sailor-Luna » Wed Sep 27, 2006 5:45 am

Uh, not good. -.-

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Post by Neon Heart » Wed Sep 27, 2006 5:58 am

Good morning, SMU! ^_^
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Post by Panda » Wed Sep 27, 2006 6:08 am

And Good-morning to you neon Heart :D

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Post by Mad Hatteress Belial » Wed Sep 27, 2006 7:48 am

I'm going to St. Cloud to pick up Okami today, Okami today...

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Wait...

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Post by yoshmaster5 » Wed Sep 27, 2006 2:08 pm

Driving-wise, maybe. who knows, but it was fucking hystarical.
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Post by MarioKnight » Wed Sep 27, 2006 3:47 pm

So I picked up SuperNOVA for PS2 today, and I'm in the arcade office playing it with Jon on a 5" black and white TV. Tis fun. XD

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Post by peachvampiress » Wed Sep 27, 2006 6:29 pm

Did you know that fish don't always float to the top of the tank when they die? That sometimes they just stay at the bottom. I learned that today. I also learned that it's a pain in the ass to get them out when the tank's so deep the water's touching my shoulder. Just like it's a pain in the ass to try and get the remaining eight barely living ones out before they die.
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Post by Neon Heart » Wed Sep 27, 2006 6:54 pm

MarioKnight wrote:So I picked up SuperNOVA for PS2 today, and I'm in the arcade office playing it with Jon on a 5" black and white TV. Tis fun. XD

Pics and a even a video coming. ^^;;


O_O SUPERNOVA'S ON PS2?!!?! OMG, I SO know what I'm asking for for Christmas.
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Post by C.h.a.r.m. » Wed Sep 27, 2006 8:10 pm

I was moshing to Avenged Seven Fold-Bat Country and slammed my head against the computer monitor. Ouch..... :(

And what's Supernova? :?:

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Post by Sailormars Obsessed fan » Wed Sep 27, 2006 8:39 pm

YES!!!! I finally managed to roll up the cowbear. That was insanely hard to do.
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Post by Sailorasteroid » Wed Sep 27, 2006 8:52 pm

peachvampiress wrote:Did you know that fish don't always float to the top of the tank when they die? That sometimes they just stay at the bottom. I learned that today. I also learned that it's a pain in the ass to get them out when the tank's so deep the water's touching my shoulder. Just like it's a pain in the ass to try and get the remaining eight barely living ones out before they die.
Well, it depends how they die. If it's by, say, eating lead shot, yeah, they sink.
Sailormars Obsessed fan wrote:YES!!!! I finally managed to roll up the cowbear. That was insanely hard to do.
Get out! I did not have the patience for that. I would settle for the bear behind the pigs. How big did you have to be?

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Post by Panda » Wed Sep 27, 2006 8:53 pm

Goodness. I as trying to fix my eyebrows the other day so that they didn't liike like furry caterpillers living on my head and I cut them completely off o.o

I've just been penciling for th last few days but I over-slept this afternoon (I dozed off watchin Roseanne...) and had to rush to work. I felt so damn stupid when I noticed I hadn't penciled in my eyebrows. Thank god the girl I work with had something I could use./ I owe her my life

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Post by Tiff » Wed Sep 27, 2006 8:56 pm

Sailormars Obsessed fan wrote:YES!!!! I finally managed to roll up the cowbear. That was insanely hard to do.
o.O wtf is a cowbear?

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Post by Sailorasteroid » Wed Sep 27, 2006 9:02 pm

Tiff wrote:
Sailormars Obsessed fan wrote:YES!!!! I finally managed to roll up the cowbear. That was insanely hard to do.
o.O wtf is a cowbear?
OK, I'll be nice and explain ^_^ In spoilers so I can enjoy my secret conversation for those who don't read spoilers:

[spoiler]In the game Minna Daisuki Katamari Damacy, you roll up things into a katamari (clump). The more you roll, the bigger you get. In one level, you have to roll up cows or bears, but the thing is, any single cow or bear ends the level. That includes statues of cows, men dressed like bears, or bear cubs. The way to perfectly run the level is to get so big, and avoid all the small cows and bears, and roll up a beast with the head and forelegs of a cow and the rear of a bear. That's a cowbear. It's incredibly hard.[/spoiler]
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Post by Tiff » Wed Sep 27, 2006 9:09 pm

Sailorasteroid wrote:
Tiff wrote:
Sailormars Obsessed fan wrote:YES!!!! I finally managed to roll up the cowbear. That was insanely hard to do.
o.O wtf is a cowbear?
OK, I'll be nice and explain ^_^ In spoilers so I can enjoy my secret conversation for those who don't read spoilers:

[spoiler]In the game Minna Daisuki Katamari Damacy, you roll up things into a katamari (clump). The more you roll, the bigger you get. In one level, you have to roll up cows or bears, but the thing is, any single cow or bear ends the level. That includes statues of cows, men dressed like bears, or bear cubs. The way to perfectly run the level is to get so big, and avoid all the small cows and bears, and roll up a beast with the head and forelegs of a cow and the rear of a bear. That's a cowbear. It's incredibly hard.[/spoiler]
>_> *Will avoid this game, k thx*

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Post by the*blue*girl » Wed Sep 27, 2006 9:33 pm

Sailorasteroid wrote:
Tiff wrote:
Sailormars Obsessed fan wrote:YES!!!! I finally managed to roll up the cowbear. That was insanely hard to do.
o.O wtf is a cowbear?
OK, I'll be nice and explain ^_^ In spoilers so I can enjoy my secret conversation for those who don't read spoilers:

[spoiler]In the game Minna Daisuki Katamari Damacy, you roll up things into a katamari (clump). The more you roll, the bigger you get. In one level, you have to roll up cows or bears, but the thing is, any single cow or bear ends the level. That includes statues of cows, men dressed like bears, or bear cubs. The way to perfectly run the level is to get so big, and avoid all the small cows and bears, and roll up a beast with the head and forelegs of a cow and the rear of a bear. That's a cowbear. It's incredibly hard.[/spoiler]
omg, i've played that once at a friends house! it was... well, to be honest, i thought it was totally stupid. we played it for 2 minutes before we decided to do something else. its pretty funny though.

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