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Post by Panda » Sun Sep 17, 2006 10:05 am

I just finshed watching Wife Swap... that show is hilarious. They always get the strictest people with the hillbillies...

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Post by Tiff » Sun Sep 17, 2006 1:22 pm

Panda wrote:I just finshed watching Wife Swap... that show is hilarious. They always get the strictest people with the hillbillies...
XD;; I can't help but watch it sometimes, too. Derek complains the entire time, but i'm strangely entertained by it.

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Post by C.h.a.r.m. » Sun Sep 17, 2006 2:06 pm

My dog has 3 heads, horns, ad feeds on the souls of the dead, his name is Mr. Mittensworth. :lol:

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Post by the*blue*girl » Sun Sep 17, 2006 4:15 pm

C.h.a.r.m. wrote:My dog has 3 heads, horns, ad feeds on the souls of the dead, his name is Mr. Mittensworth. :lol:
does he have cute floppy ears? *huggles all puppies*

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Post by SeiUsa » Sun Sep 17, 2006 11:23 pm

C.h.a.r.m. wrote:My dog has 3 heads, horns, ad feeds on the souls of the dead, his name is Mr. Mittensworth. :lol:

Awww, how koot! My baby porcupines...

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...having nothing against Mr. Mittensworth! :D
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Post by peachvampiress » Sun Sep 17, 2006 11:37 pm

I was just thinking of something last night. You know how some people want to get rid of paper money and replace it with coins to conserve trees and paper? Canada's started doing that. We've got $1 and $2 coins.

But do you know how akward that'll be at strip clubs if you only have coins?
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Post by Tiff » Sun Sep 17, 2006 11:58 pm

peachvampiress wrote:I was just thinking of something last night. You know how some people want to get rid of paper money and replace it with coins to conserve trees and paper? Canada's started doing that. We've got $1 and $2 coins.

But do you know how akward that'll be at strip clubs if you only have coins?
*Snort*

(Stripper) =D *pole dances, slip off undies*
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Post by AnimeGuru0 » Mon Sep 18, 2006 12:15 am

Tiff wrote:
peachvampiress wrote:I was just thinking of something last night. You know how some people want to get rid of paper money and replace it with coins to conserve trees and paper? Canada's started doing that. We've got $1 and $2 coins.

But do you know how akward that'll be at strip clubs if you only have coins?
*Snort*

(Stripper) =D *pole dances, slip off undies*
(Guy) =D *THROWS COINS*
(Stripper) FUCK, MY EYE.
(Guy) >_> Shit. *runs*
(Stripper) *SLIPS ON COINS, BREAKS ARM* X_x
ROFL - But you know, they already do have higher coins in Europe, England, and Japan (especially Japan). They have 5 dollar coins there (500 yen) and if I'm not mistaken it's not that uncommon to use them.

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Post by peachvampiress » Mon Sep 18, 2006 12:24 am

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ROFL - But you know, they already do have higher coins in Europe, England, and Japan (especially Japan). They have 5 dollar coins there (500 yen) and if I'm not mistaken it's not that uncommon to use them.
Shit, that reminds me....

....I still have to convert the yen I have left over from my trip to Japan two years ago >_> (I think I've got like $100 left)

I used a bunch of 500 yen coins. They were fun to use on the millions of food and beer and cigarette vending machines they had liberally throughout the streets. I never did use them for the purpose of tipping a stripper though, so I wouldn't know if they're completely useful.

I did however accidently walk in to a lesbian porn store. Although I don't think that counts >_>;
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Post by DragonMasterZero » Mon Sep 18, 2006 1:31 am

peachvampiress wrote:AnimeGuru0
ROFL - But you know, they already do have higher coins in Europe, England, and Japan (especially Japan). They have 5 dollar coins there (500 yen) and if I'm not mistaken it's not that uncommon to use them.
Shit, that reminds me....

....I still have to convert the yen I have left over from my trip to Japan two years ago >_> (I think I've got like $100 left)

I used a bunch of 500 yen coins. They were fun to use on the millions of food and beer and cigarette vending machines they had liberally throughout the streets. I never did use them for the purpose of tipping a stripper though, so I wouldn't know if they're completely useful.

I did however accidently walk in to a lesbian porn store. Although I don't think that counts >_>;
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Post by Sailorasteroid » Mon Sep 18, 2006 6:21 am

And how does a lesbian porn store differ from a regular one.

Anyway, I like the money system we have in the US, because it's very logical: anything to the left of the decimal point is paper, and anything to the right of the decimal point is metal.
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Post by Jusenkyo no Pikachu » Mon Sep 18, 2006 8:02 am

Sailorasteroid wrote:And how does a lesbian porn store differ from a regular one.
It's by lesbians for lesbians?

And we've had $1 and $2 coins down here for as long as I can remember. We also aboliched 1¢ and 2¢ coins in 1990.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_coins
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Post by Jusenkyo no Pikachu » Mon Sep 18, 2006 11:32 am

More random YouTube episodes...

Hypernauts Episode 1
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Opinion: This may heighten determination to track down later episodes.

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Opinion: Even though the books are faster-paced and less clear as to what's going on, I prefer them. None of the characters match the book's descriptions, Yoona and Lis have had name changes (and Reb becomes Reb Anderson while Bren becomes Bren Stewart) and the two computers, COL and NUN, have been replaced by the single computer GEN. And the later appearances of Cei and Conn are missed completely. Finally, the concept of "prexing"--integral to the plot of the trilogy--is trivialized and the story overall becomes more like some sort of Star Trek variant. (NOTE: This opinion was formed back in 1998, when I read the books and saw most of the episodes. The presence of Nicole deBoer and Gordon Michael Woolvett still doesn't sway me).
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Post by Sailormars Obsessed fan » Mon Sep 18, 2006 2:26 pm

peachvampiress wrote:I was just thinking of something last night. You know how some people want to get rid of paper money and replace it with coins to conserve trees and paper? Canada's started doing that. We've got $1 and $2 coins.

But do you know how akward that'll be at strip clubs if you only have coins?
my LD kicked in when I read this first and I saw it as "paper monkey" I was like NO THEY CANT GET RID OF PAPER MONKEY!!!!!
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Post by Tiff » Mon Sep 18, 2006 7:11 pm

Now I'M watching Wife Swap..-_- and this woman puts her kids on restriction if their nail polish is chipped.

I hate materialistic, beauty queen bitches.

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Post by Sailorasteroid » Mon Sep 18, 2006 7:13 pm

What's restriction? Is it like timeout?

See, I didn't have these formal punishment terms like timeout or grounded. I just got yelled at and stuff taken away. The name didn't matter as much as what I lost.
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Post by Tiff » Mon Sep 18, 2006 7:17 pm

Sailorasteroid wrote:What's restriction? Is it like timeout?

See, I didn't have these formal punishment terms like timeout or grounded. I just got yelled at and stuff taken away. The name didn't matter as much as what I lost.
Restriction = Grounded.

And being grounded isn't "a name'. Generally, when you're grounded, stuff and privilidges are taken away.

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Post by peachvampiress » Mon Sep 18, 2006 8:01 pm

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How do you "accidently" walk into a porn store?
I was walking around the Shinjuku district at night and saw a store with some non-graphic posters of anime girls in bikinis. Well geez, that could mean anything from "Kid's show where the characters are at the beach" to "Teen show with cute pin up" to "YURI PR0N PRE-LEZBI4N SEXXORS!!!11111". I walked in and at the door they had some manga/posters of girls in bikinis hiding pretty much nothing. I just assumed this was the hentai section of a normal manga store.

No. No no. The further in I went, the shall we say, "more hard core" it got. I kind of noticed then that it was a porn store, and judging by the lack of pictures of guys, specialized in yuri.

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Now I'M watching Wife Swap..-_- and this woman puts her kids on restriction if their nail polish is chipped.

I hate materialistic, beauty queen bitches.
I watched this one episode of some sort of wife switching show where the new wife was against competition because "it forces children to hate themselves and low self-esteem if they lose blah blah blah nurture and love each other equally blah blah the fuck blah" and what not. The dad and his kids happened to be basball fans. Hilarity ensued.

Everytime the kids competed against each, she made them put a sign in their front yard saying something like "No competion here!" "Baseball is evil FUCK YEAH!" etc. (and by put a sign, I mean a wooden one with a stake that requied the lawn to be dug up).

Eventually one little kid harmously said to his brother "I'll race ya to the other room" and she flipped saying "THAT'S A CHALLENGE AND I SAID NO COMPETITION!" and made them put a sign in their yard.
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Post by MarioKnight » Tue Sep 19, 2006 1:40 am

o.o;; Wow, wouldn't suprise me if this was the wife and mother of the people mentioned in this link:

http://www.actsofgord.com/Chronicles/chapter36.html

I remembered that story as soon as I read your post and had to share that. (I love the rest of the site too, Gord is my god) ^^;;
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