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by Sailorasteroid » Sat Jul 08, 2006 3:15 pm
Pirates of the Carribean: Keira Knightly's. . . I mean Dead Man's Chest
An important part of a movie is how you sell it. For example, the movie Cast Away was advertised as being about a man who has to rebuild his life after being on an island, but it's about the time on the island. Poor selling. Pirates 2 was never mentioned as anything but a straight sequel, but instead it's a setup for another movie, like Matrix Reloaded or Back to the Future 2. This is good selling because you're entertained throughout, and even when things don't come to a resolution, it's not disappointing.
Moreover, Pirates as a series is turning out wonderful, as other than Will Turner, there are no completely good characters. Nor, other than Captain Squidward AKA Davy Jones(not the Monkee, regretably), are there any really bad characters. There's a new stuffed-up English guy, as Commodore Norrington was in the first movie, but this time he's representing the East India Trading Company and has some ulterior motives of his own.
Aside from a little silliness in the first action sequence(which plays off the line in the first movie, ". . . and they made me their chief"), the whole thing is even better than the first.
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