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>>>Lucario learns a move called "Tonbogaeri". This is a move in Judo feauturing a kick to the groin. Yes, they''ve actually made "Kick Him in the Nuts" an attack. It should SO do 150% more damage to male Pokemon. XD
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>>>Lucario learns a move called "Tonbogaeri". This is a move in Judo feauturing a kick to the groin. Yes, they''ve actually made "Kick Him in the Nuts" an attack. It should SO do 150% more damage to male Pokemon. XD
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Arthritis =PPanda wrote:Ah, I can't crack anything. It scares me... My Gramma always said that's how you get artritis (I know I didn't spell that right...)
And cracking your knuckles is not proven to cause arthritis.
What the "crack" of cracking joints is:
So there's all my investigative work for today. =Dhttp://www.newton.dep.anl.gov/askasci/bio99/bio99443.htm wrote:The "popping" of the knuckles results from forcing joint fluid to
very rapidly pass from one side of the joint to the other, where the
"sides" are partitioned off by the main bones of the joint. Let me
rephrase that: a joint is an area where two or more separate and distinct
bones meet. The joint fluid provides a cushioning between the joints
so that they don't grate into each other. Cracking your knuckles forces
the joint fluid from one part of the joint to another, and the popping
sound is just the result of the high pressured rushing of fluid.
Source: http://www.newton.dep.anl.gov/askasci/b ... o99443.htm
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I keep telling derek that, and he refuses to believe me.Slrjoecool wrote: Arthritis =P
And cracking your knuckles is not proven to cause arthritis.
What the "crack" of cracking joints is:
So there's all my investigative work for today. =Dhttp://www.newton.dep.anl.gov/askasci/bio99/bio99443.htm wrote:The "popping" of the knuckles results from forcing joint fluid to
very rapidly pass from one side of the joint to the other, where the
"sides" are partitioned off by the main bones of the joint. Let me
rephrase that: a joint is an area where two or more separate and distinct
bones meet. The joint fluid provides a cushioning between the joints
so that they don't grate into each other. Cracking your knuckles forces
the joint fluid from one part of the joint to another, and the popping
sound is just the result of the high pressured rushing of fluid.
Source: http://www.newton.dep.anl.gov/askasci/b ... o99443.htm
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Why aren't YOU an AIM asking that? >PStarscream wrote:Why aren't you on AIM? =PTiff wrote:Knowing..is half the battle.Starscream wrote:The more you know...*twinkle*
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I would if she were on AIM for me to ask her }PMarioKnight wrote:Why aren't YOU an AIM asking that? >PStarscream wrote:Why aren't you on AIM? =PTiff wrote:Knowing..is half the battle.Starscream wrote:The more you know...*twinkle*
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I meant I don't even see you online right now, and I do see her. >PStarscream wrote:I would if she were on AIM for me to ask her }PMarioKnight wrote:Why aren't YOU an AIM asking that? >PStarscream wrote:Why aren't you on AIM? =PTiff wrote:Knowing..is half the battle.Starscream wrote:The more you know...*twinkle*
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>>>Lucario learns a move called "Tonbogaeri". This is a move in Judo feauturing a kick to the groin. Yes, they''ve actually made "Kick Him in the Nuts" an attack. It should SO do 150% more damage to male Pokemon. XD
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>>>Lucario learns a move called "Tonbogaeri". This is a move in Judo feauturing a kick to the groin. Yes, they''ve actually made "Kick Him in the Nuts" an attack. It should SO do 150% more damage to male Pokemon. XD
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That's odd oO (and now I'm getting an odd sense of deja vu). What's your SN, I'll try and add you and see if you can't see me then.MarioKnight wrote:I meant I don't even see you online right now, and I do see her. >PStarscream wrote:I would if she were on AIM for me to ask her }PMarioKnight wrote:Why aren't YOU an AIM asking that? >PStarscream wrote:Why aren't you on AIM? =PTiff wrote:Knowing..is half the battle.Starscream wrote:The more you know...*twinkle*
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Judge: "Yes. What? You say if I testify I’ll be killed? Oh. It’s for you." (hands the phone to Fry)
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Fry: "I refuse to testify on the grounds that my organs will be chopped up into a patty."
Judge: "Ah, the 67th Amendment."
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Judge: "Yes. What? You say if I testify I’ll be killed? Oh. It’s for you." (hands the phone to Fry)
Roberto: (On the phone) "And the other hamburger will also be made of your lungs. So long, pal."
Fry: "I refuse to testify on the grounds that my organs will be chopped up into a patty."
Judge: "Ah, the 67th Amendment."
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*cracks knuckles* i should stop, i know, but.... *crack* i can't....
i was at a sleepover the other day, and when we woke up, one girl started cracking EVERYTHING. and the scary part is she doesn't do it on purpose. she just cracks when she moves in the morning.
i was at a sleepover the other day, and when we woke up, one girl started cracking EVERYTHING. and the scary part is she doesn't do it on purpose. she just cracks when she moves in the morning.
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Aside from the annoying noise, I've never understood WHY people do that.
Does it feel good or something? Because to me, it just looks painful. And when I crack something by accident, it really hurts. o__O;;
Stretching feels good, but cracking = ow...
Does it feel good or something? Because to me, it just looks painful. And when I crack something by accident, it really hurts. o__O;;
Stretching feels good, but cracking = ow...
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Yes, it feels good. At least to me it does. I actually get uncomfortable if I have not cracked my knuckles in a while, and seriously HAVE to crack them. It must differ from person to person, becuase Derek is like you.Sylphiel wrote:Aside from the annoying noise, I've never understood WHY people do that.
Does it feel good or something? Because to me, it just looks painful. And when I crack something by accident, it really hurts. o__O;;
Stretching feels good, but cracking = ow...
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