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Post by Kameko » Wed Nov 30, 2005 12:59 am

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Find out what your name stands for.

Cyborg: Melissa:Mechanical Electronic Lifeform Intended for Sabotage and Scientific Assassination
Diane: Digital Intelligent Android Normally for Exploration

Monster: Melissa:Malevolent Evil Livestock-Injuring Scientist-Snatching Abomination
Diane: Drifter-Injuring Abomination from the Ninth Earth

Sexy: Melissa: Minx Exchanging Lustful Indulgence and Sensual, Slow Affection
Diane: Dreamy Individual Adeptly Needing Embraces
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Post by Sylphiel » Wed Nov 30, 2005 1:05 am

Kait: Knockout Administering Intense Touches
Sylphiel: Sexy Your Lover Providing Hugs and Intense, Erotic Loving

...both very true. :twisted:
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Post by Tiff » Wed Nov 30, 2005 1:09 am

Tiff:

Sexy:

Temptress Imparting Fantastic Fantasies.

Aww, yeah.

Monster:

Terror from the Isolated Forbidden Forest.

Awesome.

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Rachel: Huh...a...moo point?
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Post by peachvampiress » Wed Nov 30, 2005 1:15 am

Peach:

Cyborg:Positronic, Electronic, Assassination and Calculation Humanoid

Sweet, assasination ^_^

Monster:Person-Eating Abomination From The Creepy Hills

Yay, people eater.

Sexy:Princess Exchanging Arousing Caressees and Hugs

0.0 I do tend to hug accoasionally. I guess I'll have to be careful how I do it know ^^;
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Post by NameGoesHere » Wed Nov 30, 2005 1:36 am

Jade Keira

Cyborg: Journeying Artificial Device Engineered for Killing, Efficient Infiltration and Rational Assassination

Neat-o.

Monster: Jealous Abhorrent Drifter-Eating Kitten-Exterminating Imp from the Ruined Abbey

Maybe I need a shorter name... XD
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Post by peachvampiress » Wed Nov 30, 2005 1:59 am

Kitten-Exterminating
....*hides kittens from NGH*
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Post by Jusenkyo no Pikachu » Wed Nov 30, 2005 2:41 am

Pikachu:

Cyborg: Person Intended for Killing, Accurate Calculation and Hazardous Utility.

Monster: Person-Injuring Kitten-Abducting Creature from the Haunted University

Sexy: Playful Ideal Knockout Administering Caresses and Hot Undulation

Chris:

Cyborg: Cybernetic Humanoid Responsible for Infiltration and Sabotage

Monster: Cursed Horror from the Ruined Isolated Sanctuary

Sexy: Charming Handsome Romeo Imparting Stimulation
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Post by DreamEmpress » Wed Nov 30, 2005 4:50 am

Tina Mae

Cyborg:Transforming Intelligent Neohuman Assembled for Masterful Assassination and Exploration
Monster:Townfolk Injuring-Nun Abducting-Monster from Arcane Earth
Sexy:Temptress Incomparably Needing Arousing Massage and Ardent Embraces

Dream

Cyborg:Digital Robotic Exploration and Assassination Machine
Monster: Deadly Redhead Eating Abomination of Madness
Sexy: Dame Readily Exchanging Arousing Massage

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Post by Sailorasteroid » Wed Nov 30, 2005 7:18 am

:P It won't take my full name, so we go with 'Steroid, as I often go by:

Cyborg: Synthetic Technician Engineered for Rational Observation and Immediate Destruction.

Yeah, that's me!

Monster: Scientist-Torturing Explorer-Reaping Ogre Inflamed by Derangement.

Don't know how one reaps an explorer, but I do get ticked when things are put out of order.

Sexy: Stud Tirelessly Exchanging Rapturous Orgasms and Intense Delights.

Goes without saying.

And just to be a dick, I decided to see what it would say if your nickname was based on a love of that old video game Qix, and got Qualified Ideal Xhibitionist Quietly Imparting Xotic Quickies and Intense Xperiences
Things I think Are Funny Early in the Morning: If Batman were a Smurf: "Quick, Robin! We must smurf down to the Batcave and smurf the Batplane! Then we must smurf the batsmurf so we can smurf where the Joker is smurfing!"

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Be careful with this one, there is a bit of a pun involved. Dr. Spooner described his visit to a castle: "In the center of the fortress was the Palace Court. The gated entrance to this area was the court palace."

Users whose sigs my quotes have made (now in two columns)
Tempest___________________Peachvampiress (I think)
Sylphiel (twice!)____________Neon Heart
RoastedTwinkies (long ago)___Alexclow345
Seiusa____________________Nehelenia`s Crazy Fangirl

I <3 all you guys!

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Post by Mercurius Twin » Wed Nov 30, 2005 8:47 am

I've seen this site before. I don't remember when, but I definitely remember it...

Stuck my given name in as "Alexander" instead of the "Alex" I usually go by, because A) four letters is just too short and B) the system struggles with words that end in "X".

"Mercurius Twin" is also too long, so for the purposes of the experiment it's just "Mercurius".


Alexander
Cyborg: Artificial Lifeform Engineered for Xpert Assassination, Nocturnal Destruction and Efficient Repair

Monster: Abhorrent Livestock-Eating Xcorcist-Abducting Nightmare from the Dreaded Enchanted Ruin

Sexy: Amorous Lover Expertly Xploring Arousing Necking and Delightful, Erotic Recreation

Mercurius
Cyborg: Mechanical Electronic Replicant Calibrated for Ultimate Repair, Infiltration and Unquestioning Sabotage

Monster: Malevolent Explorer-Reaping Cheerleader-Upsetting Ravager from the Isolated Underground Sanctuary

Sexy: Marvelous Exciting Romeo Conferring Unrestrained Recreation and Intense, Unbridled Stimulation


Copied and pasted straight from the source (so they butchered "exorcist", not me).

My favorite is my given name in cyborg form; assassination, property damage, and on the practical side (boring as that may be) decent repair capability... What more could I ask from a cyborg? Aside from a thermonuclear self-destruct, that is. ^_^

I would also like to join Sailorasteroid in asking how exactly one goes about reaping an explorer.
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Post by Cardcaptor Takato » Wed Nov 30, 2005 10:55 am

It wouldn't take my last name too because of too many letters, so I just used my first name, Brooks.

Cyborg:Biomechanical Robotic Organism Optimized for Killing and Sabotage

Monster: Bloodthirsty Ravenous Orphan-Obliterating Killer from the Sanctuary

Sexy: Beguiling Romeo Offering Overwhelming Kisses and Stimulation
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Post by Tempest » Wed Nov 30, 2005 12:16 pm

S.U.Z.I.E.:
Sexy : Seductress Undertaking Zeniths and Intense Embraces
Monster : Sinister Unholy Zombie Inflamed by Emotion

T.E.M.P.E.S.T.:
Sexy : Temptress Exchanging Matchless Pleasure and Erotic, Sensual Touches
monster : Treacherous Evil Maiden-Pulverizing Explorer-Snatching Terror

XD I am amused
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Post by Musashi » Wed Nov 30, 2005 12:39 pm

Lamees/Cyborg

Lifelike Artificial Machine Engineered for Efficient Sabotage

Nice! ^^

Lamees/Monster

Livestock-Abducting Monster from the Enchanted Ethereal Sanctuary

Livestock-abducting? xDDD

Musashi/Cyborg

Mechanical Unit Skilled in Accurate Sabotage and Hazardous Infiltration

Nicey-nice. xD

Musashi/Sexy (-____-;;;;;; )

Marvelous Untamed Seductress Administering Stimulation and Hot Indulgence

Well, uh, um... -blinku- er...
Eek! xD;;

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Post by Tiff » Wed Nov 30, 2005 12:57 pm

Tempest wrote:S.U.Z.I.E.:

Monster : Sinister Unholy Zombie Inflamed by Emotion
omfg. that's the best thing EVER.

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Rachel: Huh...a...moo point?
Joey: Yeah. It''''s like a cow''s opinion. It doesn''t matter....It''s moo.
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Post by Slrjoecool » Wed Nov 30, 2005 2:41 pm

My full name (Joseph):

Cyborg:

Journeying Operational Sabotage and Efficient Peacekeeping Humanoid


Monster:

Jealous Orphan-Snatching Explorer-Pulverizing Horror


Sexy:

Jewel Offering Stimulation and Erotic, Passionate Hugs

Slrjoecool:

Cyborg:

Synthetic Lifelike Replicant Justified for Online Exploration, Ceaseless Observation and Omnipresent Learning

Monster:

Sinister Lethal Rage-Justified Orphan-Eating Creature from the Ominous Onyx Labyrinth

Sexy:

Sexy Luscious Romeo Judiciously Offering Erotic, Carnal Orgasms and Overwhelming Loving
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Post by Neon Heart » Wed Nov 30, 2005 7:48 pm

Cyborg:
Nicole (my name): Networked Intelligent Construct Optimized for Logical Exploration (o__O)

Neon Heart: Networked Electronic Organism Normally for Hazardous Exploration, Assassination and Rational Troubleshooting (XD)

Monster:
Nicole: Nun-Injuring Creature from the Ominous Legendary Earth (NON-injuring? wtf! whatever! XD)

Neon Heart: Nefarious Evil Orphan-Nabbing Hitchhiker-Eating Abomination from the Ruined Tower (rofl)

Sexy:
Nicole: Nocturnal Individual Conferring Orgasms and Lustful Embraces (XD!)

Neon Heart: Nocturnal Exciting Angel Obligingly Needing Hot, Erotic Affection and Rapturous Touches

Yesss, those name generators kick ass.

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Post by sailor53 » Wed Nov 30, 2005 8:28 pm

Jonathan:

Sexy:

Jealous One Needing Arousing Touches and Hot, Ardent Necking

Monster:

Jogger-Obliterating Nun-Abducting Terror from the Haunted Arcane Necropolis

Cyborg:

Juggernaut Optimized for Nocturnal Assassination, Thorough Harm and Accurate Nullification
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Post by Rivalee » Thu Dec 01, 2005 1:35 am

Rivalee
Cyborg: Robotic Intelligent Variant Assembled for Logical Exploration and Education
Monster: Ravenous Investigator-Vaporizing Abomination from the Legendary Enchanted Earth
Sexy: Ravishing Individual Volunteering Arousing Loving and Erotic Embraces


Rebecca
Cyborg: Robotic Electronic Being Engineered for Ceaseless Calculation and Assassination
Monster: Ravenous Evil Baby-Eating Creature from the Creepy Abbey
Sexy: Ravishing Exciting Babe Exchanging Carnal Caresses and Affection
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I dunno. I was just looking at it and I suddenly got this urge to get inside. No, not just an urge - more than that. It was my destiny to be here; in the box. And then when I put it on, I suddenly got this feeling of inner peace. I can´t put it into words. I feel... safe. Like this is where I was meant to be. Like I´d found the key to true happiness.
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I´m some kind of high powered mutant, never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

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Cause: thinking too hard
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Post by Chibisteven » Thu Dec 01, 2005 5:56 am

S.T.E.V.E.N.

The Cyborg Name Decoder: Synthetic Technician Engineered for Violence and Efficient Nullification
The Monster Name Decoder: Sinister Townsfolk-Eating Villager-Exterminating Nightmare
The Sexy Name Decoder: Stud Tirelessly Exchanging Vibrations and Erotic Necking

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Post by Akarui Kibuno » Fri Dec 02, 2005 6:56 pm

Okay, mine as Akarui:

Cyborg : Artificial Kinetic Android Responsible for Ultimate Infiltration

Monster : Anthropologist-Kidnapping Abomination from the Ruined Underground Isle

Sexy : Amorous Knockout Adeptily Rendering Unrestrained Indulgence

Mine as Sandrine:

Cyborg : Synthetic Artificial Neohuman Designed for Rational Infiltration and Nocturnal Exploration

Monster : Sinister Abhorrent Nun-Devouring Redhead-Injuring Nightmare of Emotion

Sexy : Seductress Adeptly Needing Delightful Recreation and Intense, Naughty Embraces (I like that one :D ... LOL! And if the image choice has any influence on the name XD ... ah, doesn't. WHOOHOO! XD ! )
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