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by Sailorasteroid » Sat Sep 24, 2005 11:26 pm
I thought the maggot scene was kinda cool--I've always liked the "supernatural entity passes off supernatural occurances as normal to the shock of normal person" motif. But yes, I have no real desire to see the movie.
See, for me, Tim Burton is a fine director for adaptations, but terrible for original works. The first Batman was good and the second was servicible, Charlie and the Chocolate factory was wonderful visually, and Ed Wood, his biopic, was awesome and would have been a sure Oscar pick in any other year (it was up against Forrest Gump, Shawshank Redemption, and Pulp Fiction).
But when he's not adapting something, I all too often don't "get" the movie. Beetlejuice and Edward Scissorhands made no sense to me because I didn't understand the "making fun of the yuppies" thing--I live in the suburbs, I'm used to all that! I haven't seen Nightmare Before Christmas in a long time, but I remember thinking that I couldn't understand the motivations of the creatures--it was like it was Burton's own world and without knowing his premises, I was lost. And Mars Attacks was inaccessible unless you had already seen Independence Day. When I finally did, I was laughing through the whole thing because I finally got the Mars Attacks jokes. Not a good way to run a movie.
OK, so, Corpse Bride. Here again he's setting up a world. Am I going to be able to understand the rules of how the dead people live? (ok, that sounds stupid, but you know what I mean) If it's anything like Beetlejuice or Nightmare, probably not. So I'll wait for it to be on free TV.
However, the bride herself is pretty sexy.
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