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I merged this into the WTF thread, becuase I'm not sure there's enough content here to warrant its own thread.
I merged this into the WTF thread, becuase I'm not sure there's enough content here to warrant its own thread.
Joey: The question is, Rachel, does he like you? ''Cuz if he doesn''t, then it''s all just a moo point.
Rachel: Huh...a...moo point?
Joey: Yeah. It''''s like a cow''s opinion. It doesn''t matter....It''s moo.
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...I'm glad they have their priorities in order, because it's buh-bye to any man who isn't packing the lemon yellow canister.The canisters should totally come with stencils.Krause hopes the high tech condom, which will be available in different strengths and colours
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First off I feel very immature for getting the giggles reading the title of that. But I will say I am all for ways of promoting safe sex. Because lets face it even though there are people out there that are good with abstenance and waiting for marriage. There are many more who our out there having sex and protected sex= less chance of stds, unwanted pregnancies. But im sorry I still get the giggles at the thought of a guy using something like this.
gives new meaning to *shaking the can* lol sorry </bad joke>
gives new meaning to *shaking the can* lol sorry </bad joke>
"Have you been half asleep? And have youve heard voices?
I hear them calling my name."
Is this the sweet sound, that calls the young sailors?
The voice maybe one in the same.
Ive heard it too many times to ignore it,
its something that I sposed to be..
Someday we''''ll find it, the rainbow connection
The lover, the dreamer, and me..."
*Being a bad girl is such hard work....
I hear them calling my name."
Is this the sweet sound, that calls the young sailors?
The voice maybe one in the same.
Ive heard it too many times to ignore it,
its something that I sposed to be..
Someday we''''ll find it, the rainbow connection
The lover, the dreamer, and me..."
*Being a bad girl is such hard work....
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Hm. If they can get it to work right, then it sounds like it could be a good idea. But I have to admit; this makes me glad I don't have a penis. I can't even imagine spraying rubber...
-bursts into immature giggles-
I'm done now.
xD
-bursts into immature giggles-
I'm done now.
xD
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the*blue*girl wrote:Hm. If they can get it to work right, then it sounds like it could be a good idea. But I have to admit; this makes me glad I don't have a penis. I can't even imagine spraying rubber...
-bursts into immature giggles-
I'm done now.
xD

"Have you been half asleep? And have youve heard voices?
I hear them calling my name."
Is this the sweet sound, that calls the young sailors?
The voice maybe one in the same.
Ive heard it too many times to ignore it,
its something that I sposed to be..
Someday we''''ll find it, the rainbow connection
The lover, the dreamer, and me..."
*Being a bad girl is such hard work....
I hear them calling my name."
Is this the sweet sound, that calls the young sailors?
The voice maybe one in the same.
Ive heard it too many times to ignore it,
its something that I sposed to be..
Someday we''''ll find it, the rainbow connection
The lover, the dreamer, and me..."
*Being a bad girl is such hard work....
Santas warned 'ho ho ho' offensive to women
What the hell? Santa has been saying that for how long now? Just because it has become slang in the past 15 or so years doesn't mean Santa is calling you a ho. He's got a bit more class than that.
Not to mention that's half the fun for me. I'll walk up to my mom, or any other person in my family, say "ho, ho, ho" and get the response "Who you callin' a ho". You can't buy good times like that, people. You just can't.
I say, KEEP THE 'HO' IN 'HOLIDAYS. That's one ho that has never hurt anyone. :(
What the hell? Santa has been saying that for how long now? Just because it has become slang in the past 15 or so years doesn't mean Santa is calling you a ho. He's got a bit more class than that.
Not to mention that's half the fun for me. I'll walk up to my mom, or any other person in my family, say "ho, ho, ho" and get the response "Who you callin' a ho". You can't buy good times like that, people. You just can't.
I say, KEEP THE 'HO' IN 'HOLIDAYS. That's one ho that has never hurt anyone. :(
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Ugh instead of banning Santa from using it, why not ban the idiots who coined the phase to be derogatory to women? That makes more sense to me. Besides I doubt Santa is going up to anyone calling them Ho's, thats reserved for idiotic rappers with too much bling and not enough brains.
"Have you been half asleep? And have youve heard voices?
I hear them calling my name."
Is this the sweet sound, that calls the young sailors?
The voice maybe one in the same.
Ive heard it too many times to ignore it,
its something that I sposed to be..
Someday we''''ll find it, the rainbow connection
The lover, the dreamer, and me..."
*Being a bad girl is such hard work....
I hear them calling my name."
Is this the sweet sound, that calls the young sailors?
The voice maybe one in the same.
Ive heard it too many times to ignore it,
its something that I sposed to be..
Someday we''''ll find it, the rainbow connection
The lover, the dreamer, and me..."
*Being a bad girl is such hard work....
Wow. Just wow.
This is just as bad as the whole "Santa needs to lose weight to set a good example for kids" bullshit.
This is just as bad as the whole "Santa needs to lose weight to set a good example for kids" bullshit.
Joey: The question is, Rachel, does he like you? ''Cuz if he doesn''t, then it''s all just a moo point.
Rachel: Huh...a...moo point?
Joey: Yeah. It''''s like a cow''s opinion. It doesn''t matter....It''s moo.
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-Son of Man, Tarzan
"Why do we have to resort to nonviolence? Can’t we just kick their asses?"
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Tiff wrote:Wow. Just wow.
This is just as bad as the whole "Santa needs to lose weight to set a good example for kids" bullshit.
Ugh people always try to ruin everything whats wrong with santa being plump and jolly? for goodness sake hes an older man he deserves to have meat on his bones. People are always trying to incorporate the now into traditions and alot of times it dont work and is just plain stupid. I doubt a fat santa is going to make kids fat.
"Have you been half asleep? And have youve heard voices?
I hear them calling my name."
Is this the sweet sound, that calls the young sailors?
The voice maybe one in the same.
Ive heard it too many times to ignore it,
its something that I sposed to be..
Someday we''''ll find it, the rainbow connection
The lover, the dreamer, and me..."
*Being a bad girl is such hard work....
I hear them calling my name."
Is this the sweet sound, that calls the young sailors?
The voice maybe one in the same.
Ive heard it too many times to ignore it,
its something that I sposed to be..
Someday we''''ll find it, the rainbow connection
The lover, the dreamer, and me..."
*Being a bad girl is such hard work....
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-_- What next. Santa needs to stop wearing red because it's too close to blood and such a violent color? Will he now be the jolly thin man in pastel blue suit who says "Ha ha ha, Non Denominational Winter Season to you all!".Wow. Just wow.
This is just as bad as the whole "Santa needs to lose weight to set a good example for kids" bullshit.
Peachvampiress has an account on DeviantArt. Insanity Within.
And a Myspace account for her clothing designs.
"A number of times, the only thing that kept me out of a satin box was that I could size up the other guy maybe half a second quicker than he could me."
"What the fuck are you talking about? You're taped to a chair." ~Suicide Kings
And a Myspace account for her clothing designs.
"A number of times, the only thing that kept me out of a satin box was that I could size up the other guy maybe half a second quicker than he could me."
"What the fuck are you talking about? You're taped to a chair." ~Suicide Kings
The fact that you're calling it Winter Season infringes on my belief that seasons don't exist.peachvampiress wrote: -_- What next. Santa needs to stop wearing red because it's too close to blood and such a violent color? Will he now be the jolly thin man in pastel blue suit who says "Ha ha ha, Non Denominational Winter Season to you all!".
*sues you*
Also, pastel blue is offensive to my culture.
Joey: The question is, Rachel, does he like you? ''Cuz if he doesn''t, then it''s all just a moo point.
Rachel: Huh...a...moo point?
Joey: Yeah. It''''s like a cow''s opinion. It doesn''t matter....It''s moo.
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"In learning you will teach and in teaching you will learn"
-Son of Man, Tarzan
"Why do we have to resort to nonviolence? Can’t we just kick their asses?"
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The internet will then be really really great.Tiff wrote:...Wow. Ultimate fail.Queen Of Hearts wrote: Prince wants his fansites taken down
If this happens, and he wins, then this may be the end of fansites...
-_- Pretty soon all that will be on the internet IS porn.
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Sigh I need to stop reading the news online. The first story I read was just too sad for the holiday mood I was in. But this one I had to post. I just think everyone needs to be careful who they talk to on Myspace. Heck who they talk to and trust online for that matter.
Web Hoax causes girl to commit suicide
I'll say this even if the parent involved did do this to supposedly monitor what was being said to her child. For her to let it go this far is sick. Why even let your child be on myspace if you feel that bad things are being said to them? I dunno I just cant understand some peoples mentalities.
Web Hoax causes girl to commit suicide
I'll say this even if the parent involved did do this to supposedly monitor what was being said to her child. For her to let it go this far is sick. Why even let your child be on myspace if you feel that bad things are being said to them? I dunno I just cant understand some peoples mentalities.

"Have you been half asleep? And have youve heard voices?
I hear them calling my name."
Is this the sweet sound, that calls the young sailors?
The voice maybe one in the same.
Ive heard it too many times to ignore it,
its something that I sposed to be..
Someday we''''ll find it, the rainbow connection
The lover, the dreamer, and me..."
*Being a bad girl is such hard work....
I hear them calling my name."
Is this the sweet sound, that calls the young sailors?
The voice maybe one in the same.
Ive heard it too many times to ignore it,
its something that I sposed to be..
Someday we''''ll find it, the rainbow connection
The lover, the dreamer, and me..."
*Being a bad girl is such hard work....
The other day, I read this, and was sickened. It disgusts me that TWO ADULTS, two PARENTS, did this. Of all people that should know better. I'd love to see their reactions had the tables been turned and it was their child on the other end.
Joey: The question is, Rachel, does he like you? ''Cuz if he doesn''t, then it''s all just a moo point.
Rachel: Huh...a...moo point?
Joey: Yeah. It''''s like a cow''s opinion. It doesn''t matter....It''s moo.
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"In learning you will teach and in teaching you will learn"
-Son of Man, Tarzan
"Why do we have to resort to nonviolence? Can’t we just kick their asses?"
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Wait...a girl's parents posed as a cute guy so they could engage in one of their daughter's vendettas? What the FUCK?Tiff wrote:The other day, I read this, and was sickened. It disgusts me that TWO ADULTS, two PARENTS, did this. Of all people that should know better. I'd love to see their reactions had the tables been turned and it was their child on the other end.
ETA: Apparently, the parents responsible have met their match. I've found a blog that reveals their real names (I'm not going to reveal anything unless granted permission, as I have no idea what the repercussions are here) and called on others to run them out of town. Wow.
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If you're reading this, then you've lost the game.
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071119/ap_ ... uWsays0NUE
That seriously makes me want to cry.
What the fuck is wrong with children nowadays?
That seriously makes me want to cry.
What the fuck is wrong with children nowadays?
Joey: The question is, Rachel, does he like you? ''Cuz if he doesn''t, then it''s all just a moo point.
Rachel: Huh...a...moo point?
Joey: Yeah. It''''s like a cow''s opinion. It doesn''t matter....It''s moo.
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"In learning you will teach and in teaching you will learn"
-Son of Man, Tarzan
"Why do we have to resort to nonviolence? Can’t we just kick their asses?"
-Leela, Futurama
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That is so disturbing and it makes me ill to think that kids that age are doing such horrible things. Makes me so nervous as a mom, and my over protectiveness just jumped up about 10 notches.Tiff wrote:http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071119/ap_ ... uWsays0NUE
That seriously makes me want to cry.
What the fuck is wrong with children nowadays?
"Have you been half asleep? And have youve heard voices?
I hear them calling my name."
Is this the sweet sound, that calls the young sailors?
The voice maybe one in the same.
Ive heard it too many times to ignore it,
its something that I sposed to be..
Someday we''''ll find it, the rainbow connection
The lover, the dreamer, and me..."
*Being a bad girl is such hard work....
I hear them calling my name."
Is this the sweet sound, that calls the young sailors?
The voice maybe one in the same.
Ive heard it too many times to ignore it,
its something that I sposed to be..
Someday we''''ll find it, the rainbow connection
The lover, the dreamer, and me..."
*Being a bad girl is such hard work....
What if they didn't do it? If they did, then Why? I mean, are your sexual desires even mildly awake at 8 or 9? And what's with the whole slumber party thing? I don't want to believe this actually happened, but I'm usually wrong because I refuse to believe someone did something unless it's proven to MY satisfaction (that's normally impossible). Still, this just makes me want to cry and then write a speech or something.
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