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Post by yoshmaster5 » Fri Sep 14, 2007 1:49 pm

Jeff wrote:Who wants to be Mormon now? I do.

As far as I know, that's a real missionary site! Haha! Way to spread the good word, boys. (No Mormon-bashing, please. I'm pointing it out in good humor.)
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Post by Tiff » Fri Sep 14, 2007 3:39 pm

Jeff wrote:Who wants to be Mormon now? I do.

As far as I know, that's a real missionary site! Haha! Way to spread the good word, boys. (No Mormon-bashing, please. I'm pointing it out in good humor.)
....

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I can't stop cracking up over the half-naked posing Mormon model.

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Post by Butterscotch » Fri Sep 14, 2007 4:34 pm

Jeff wrote:Who wants to be Mormon now? I do.

As far as I know, that's a real missionary site! Haha! Way to spread the good word, boys. (No Mormon-bashing, please. I'm pointing it out in good humor.)
I read the url as Mormom sex posed ^^;

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Post by the*blue*girl » Fri Sep 14, 2007 6:18 pm

Jeff wrote:Who wants to be Mormon now? I do.

As far as I know, that's a real missionary site! Haha! Way to spread the good word, boys. (No Mormon-bashing, please. I'm pointing it out in good humor.)
I want that calender xD

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Post by MarioKnight » Fri Sep 14, 2007 9:40 pm

And I still think that Bob converted just because South Park said Mormon was the correct religion. =P
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Post by Tiff » Sat Sep 15, 2007 5:18 pm


Joey: The question is, Rachel, does he like you? ''Cuz if he doesn''t, then it''s all just a moo point.
Rachel: Huh...a...moo point?
Joey: Yeah. It''''s like a cow''s opinion. It doesn''t matter....It''s moo.
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Post by Neon Heart » Sat Sep 15, 2007 6:08 pm



O.O I... suppose that man is one hell of a lucky guy for coming abck to life, but... Under the autopsy knife? Lord, what terrible timing.
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Post by Senshi_of_Vision » Sat Sep 15, 2007 7:26 pm

that sounds like a story for Tales from the Crypt yikes
"Have you been half asleep? And have youve heard voices?
I hear them calling my name."
Is this the sweet sound, that calls the young sailors?
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Post by peachvampiress » Sat Sep 15, 2007 9:01 pm

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that sounds like a story for Tales from the Crypt yikes
I honestly wouldn't be suprised if that was a story amid the old EC back issues. They're lucky he woke up because logic would tell us he'd just come back as a re-animated corpse to kill them ironicly with their autopsy tools.

Seriously though, that guy's lucky he didn't wake up during something a little less reversible, and that they started with just a cut in the face. Is that common procedure to just cut the face first?
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Post by jupiter23 » Sat Sep 15, 2007 9:22 pm

peachvampiress wrote:Seriously though, that guy's lucky he didn't wake up during something a little less reversible, and that they started with just a cut in the face. Is that common procedure to just cut the face first?
If they were looking for possible injury to the brain, then it is. At least I would think so. The article said he had been in a car accident, so if they wanted to know what happened to cause his death, then one of their theories would have been a head injury caused at impact.
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Post by NameGoesHere » Sun Sep 16, 2007 7:00 am

Cool... *___*

I love stories like that. It would make for an awesome short film.
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Post by Queen Of Hearts » Sun Sep 16, 2007 9:35 am

NameGoesHere wrote:Cool... *___*

I love stories like that. It would make for an awesome short film.
Yes!! Yes it would!!!!

Hmm..........-is and aspring director- I might be able to squeese that in, after my first one..Heh...
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Post by peachvampiress » Mon Sep 17, 2007 10:56 am

OMG, Seth Green mocks Chris Crocker.

And I didn't think I could love Seth Green any more that I already do. And he looks so cute in eyeliner.
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Post by Neon Heart » Mon Sep 17, 2007 3:33 pm

peachvampiress wrote:OMG, Seth Green mocks Chris Crocker.

And I didn't think I could love Seth Green any more that I already do. And he looks so cute in eyeliner.
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Post by Senshi_of_Vision » Mon Sep 17, 2007 8:56 pm

Rflmao Neon omg...that hair reminds me of courtney love's though o.o
"Have you been half asleep? And have youve heard voices?
I hear them calling my name."
Is this the sweet sound, that calls the young sailors?
The voice maybe one in the same.
Ive heard it too many times to ignore it,
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The lover, the dreamer, and me..."




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Post by the*blue*girl » Mon Sep 17, 2007 9:00 pm

Neon Heart wrote:
peachvampiress wrote:OMG, Seth Green mocks Chris Crocker.

And I didn't think I could love Seth Green any more that I already do. And he looks so cute in eyeliner.
Britney Spears' responds.
It's getting a little out of hand, methinks :roll:
And yet I laugh so hard... xD

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Post by Kameko » Fri Sep 21, 2007 1:32 pm

MIT Coed With Fake Bomb 'Art' Arrested

I just don't understand how she thought that this was appropriate wear for an airport. You would think common sense would kick in.
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Post by peachvampiress » Fri Sep 21, 2007 6:25 pm

She wore the white circuit board on her chest over a black hooded sweatshirt, Pare said at a news conference. The battery-powered rectangular device had nine flashing lights, and Simpson had Play-Doh in her hands, he said.
See, if it had been a silk screened image on her shirt (and she didn't walk around like an idiot with Play-Doh in her hands) she might have an arguement, but if I'm reading this right, her freaking shirt is flashing lights. And she's walking around with Play-Doh in her hand (LOZ wut a FREEEEEEEEE spirit!!!111)
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Post by Tiff » Mon Sep 24, 2007 11:29 am

....I really hate when seniors feel their entitled to something simply because they're old.

Great, you're 86. You've lived a long life. You probably worked a lot, too. Wonderful. Congrats. It does not mean you deserve tons of free shit.

And good god, most of these people probably have diabetes, high blood pressure, or are in danger of such illnesses. Nobody really needs shitloads of sweets and desserts, let alone people who probably have more health problems than usual.

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