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Post by Tiff » Wed Nov 29, 2006 1:30 pm

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Meanwhile, in other news, it turns out that all men are potential child molesters on airlines.

This just in: women have hands too. And they can do exactly the same things Men can do with them. So why single out men for this? Either you adequately supervise the UM, or you don't let them fly unaccompanied.
...That is fucking sick. Yes, let's split up a mother and a little girl on a plane rather than let the little girl sit WITH HER MOTHER next to a married old man and his wife.

What the FUCK kind of logic is that?

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Post by SeiUsa » Wed Nov 29, 2006 6:44 pm

...is it just me, or does that article scream "sexist?"
"Only men can be child molestors." :? Right.
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Post by SeiUsa » Sat Dec 02, 2006 2:55 pm

Teen Crashes Car After Hearing Doll Cry

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20061201/D8LO0O980.html
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Post by nap* » Sat Dec 02, 2006 4:33 pm

Either that is a secret doll set-up by the FBI to track down students that drive without a licsence or it's just bad luck
Febby''''s here, the shortest month of the year, and in London the weather is random, so there

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Post by Tiff » Sat Dec 02, 2006 4:37 pm

nap* wrote:Either that is a secret doll set-up by the FBI to track down students that drive without a licsence or it's just bad luck
I had to do that project in 10th Grade. It was for a parenting class (I didn't want to take P.E., becuase I suck at it, so I signed up for parenting to help me with child development, since I was going to be a teacher and all). We had to take home the damn dolls, and mine cried all night. I had come down with the stomach flu over night, and spent the night puking with a doll next to me, crying. I was not pleased.

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Post by Queen Of Hearts » Sat Dec 02, 2006 7:50 pm

o_o; I dunno if this is really wtf worthy but I really got mad at my old middle school.

My sister who is in the 6th grade is being BOMBARDED by her tearchers now.

You MUST bring all materials to class. You are being graded on weather or not you have a pencil.

For her math class if you write even your name isn pen its 10 points off.

All teachers are never in there classes early. They will lock the doors untill the warning bells ring making the kids wait outside. THEN the teachers are so late getting back to the rooms the princibal needs to open the door. (I must add when I dropped her off the tearchers where leaving the rooms and locking the doors)

The gym lockers are the oddest things EVER. And you have to change clothes for gym. It is recomended you take a shover. (You have 10 mins including getting dress and getting to class)

One class requires ONYL RED PENS. Another ONLY BLUE.

No purses. You have to carry your whole locker in your hands.
(Book,Notebook,Trapper,Pencil, and all the years work. YOU HAVE to keep all of your years work in a folader at school in your locker)

If your locker gets jammed and you miss the bus WE DON'T CARE.

My poor sis got her locker jammed and stuck at the end of the day. They made her go to the attandance office and fill out a locker sheet. 10 MINUTES LATER the custidian comes. She missed the bus. My sister is crying her head off and she doesnt know whats going on. Luckily the highschool is irght next door and I stayed after. She called me and I rode my bike over there to get her (we live close to the shcool but she couldn't leave)

[/pointless rant]

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Post by Tiff » Sat Dec 02, 2006 8:42 pm

Queen Of Hearts wrote:o_o; I dunno if this is really wtf worthy but I really got mad at my old middle school.

My sister who is in the 6th grade is being BOMBARDED by her tearchers now.

You MUST bring all materials to class. You are being graded on weather or not you have a pencil.

For her math class if you write even your name isn pen its 10 points off.

All teachers are never in there classes early. They will lock the doors untill the warning bells ring making the kids wait outside. THEN the teachers are so late getting back to the rooms the princibal needs to open the door. (I must add when I dropped her off the tearchers where leaving the rooms and locking the doors)

The gym lockers are the oddest things EVER. And you have to change clothes for gym. It is recomended you take a shover. (You have 10 mins including getting dress and getting to class)

One class requires ONYL RED PENS. Another ONLY BLUE.

No purses. You have to carry your whole locker in your hands.
(Book,Notebook,Trapper,Pencil, and all the years work. YOU HAVE to keep all of your years work in a folader at school in your locker)

If your locker gets jammed and you miss the bus WE DON'T CARE.

My poor sis got her locker jammed and stuck at the end of the day. They made her go to the attandance office and fill out a locker sheet. 10 MINUTES LATER the custidian comes. She missed the bus. My sister is crying her head off and she doesnt know whats going on. Luckily the highschool is irght next door and I stayed after. She called me and I rode my bike over there to get her (we live close to the shcool but she couldn't leave)

[/pointless rant]

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o__O As someone who is a teacher, I must say your sister attends one of the most FUCKED UP schools EVER.

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Post by Queen Of Hearts » Sat Dec 02, 2006 8:49 pm

It got whorse since I went there last year....

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I hate how they annouce who has a Parent tearcher conference when only the people who do alittle below par in school are having one..>@[email protected]

Thank got I didn;t have one....I would have been killed o_O;

And I hste the I.T teacher. She yelled at my sister just for looking down for a SECOND.

My sister hates her so much

I do too ;__;

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Post by Jusenkyo no Pikachu » Sun Dec 03, 2006 12:00 am

Tiff wrote:
Queen Of Hearts wrote:o_o; I dunno if this is really wtf worthy but I really got mad at my old middle school.

My sister who is in the 6th grade is being BOMBARDED by her tearchers now.

You MUST bring all materials to class. You are being graded on weather or not you have a pencil.

For her math class if you write even your name isn pen its 10 points off.

All teachers are never in there classes early. They will lock the doors untill the warning bells ring making the kids wait outside. THEN the teachers are so late getting back to the rooms the princibal needs to open the door. (I must add when I dropped her off the tearchers where leaving the rooms and locking the doors)

The gym lockers are the oddest things EVER. And you have to change clothes for gym. It is recomended you take a shover. (You have 10 mins including getting dress and getting to class)

One class requires ONYL RED PENS. Another ONLY BLUE.

No purses. You have to carry your whole locker in your hands.
(Book,Notebook,Trapper,Pencil, and all the years work. YOU HAVE to keep all of your years work in a folader at school in your locker)

If your locker gets jammed and you miss the bus WE DON'T CARE.

My poor sis got her locker jammed and stuck at the end of the day. They made her go to the attandance office and fill out a locker sheet. 10 MINUTES LATER the custidian comes. She missed the bus. My sister is crying her head off and she doesnt know whats going on. Luckily the highschool is irght next door and I stayed after. She called me and I rode my bike over there to get her (we live close to the shcool but she couldn't leave)

[/pointless rant]

I'm a bad rant person. ;_;
o__O As someone who is a teacher, I must say your sister attends one of the most FUCKED UP schools EVER.
As someone who went through 13 years of non-fucked schooling, I must agree.

Besides that, that thing about being left unattended in school must make for some court case. Even in non-litigious Australia...
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Post by Queen Of Hearts » Sun Dec 03, 2006 12:07 am

Jusenkyo no Pikachu wrote:
Tiff wrote:
Queen Of Hearts wrote:o_o; I dunno if this is really wtf worthy but I really got mad at my old middle school.

My sister who is in the 6th grade is being BOMBARDED by her tearchers now.

You MUST bring all materials to class. You are being graded on weather or not you have a pencil.

For her math class if you write even your name isn pen its 10 points off.

All teachers are never in there classes early. They will lock the doors untill the warning bells ring making the kids wait outside. THEN the teachers are so late getting back to the rooms the princibal needs to open the door. (I must add when I dropped her off the tearchers where leaving the rooms and locking the doors)

The gym lockers are the oddest things EVER. And you have to change clothes for gym. It is recomended you take a shover. (You have 10 mins including getting dress and getting to class)

One class requires ONYL RED PENS. Another ONLY BLUE.

No purses. You have to carry your whole locker in your hands.
(Book,Notebook,Trapper,Pencil, and all the years work. YOU HAVE to keep all of your years work in a folader at school in your locker)

If your locker gets jammed and you miss the bus WE DON'T CARE.

My poor sis got her locker jammed and stuck at the end of the day. They made her go to the attandance office and fill out a locker sheet. 10 MINUTES LATER the custidian comes. She missed the bus. My sister is crying her head off and she doesnt know whats going on. Luckily the highschool is irght next door and I stayed after. She called me and I rode my bike over there to get her (we live close to the shcool but she couldn't leave)

[/pointless rant]

I'm a bad rant person. ;_;
o__O As someone who is a teacher, I must say your sister attends one of the most FUCKED UP schools EVER.
As someone who went through 13 years of non-fucked schooling, I must agree.

Besides that, that thing about being left unattended in school must make for some court case. Even in non-litigious Australia...

She wasn;t utnattended BUT If she didnt disobey the school rules (No cell ohones are allowed to be used on school or on the bus but you can have them. All thigns like mp3 players and stuff are allowed on the bus but you cant bring them to lunch -.-) I wouldn't have been able to have got her.

But really...11-14 year olds with cell phones! My friends sister who is 5 has a cell phone!

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Post by yoshmaster5 » Sun Dec 03, 2006 9:00 am

... in the words of Lewis Black:

"That's fucked up..."
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Post by Nehelenia's Crazy Fangirl » Sun Dec 03, 2006 1:34 pm

Before I post this link I think I should tell a story: *there will be slight sarcasm, but this story is none the less true*:

Once upon a time, there was a history teacher. He was a very happy teacher and one day decided he would have his students write a paper on the middle ages. He THOUGHT he would get well thought out, serious, and overall good papers, but NO. Instead he gets this shit:
During the Middle Ages, everybody was middle aged. Church and state were co-operatic. Middle Evil society was made up of monks, lords, and surfs. It is unfortunate that we do not have a medievel European laid out on a table before us, ready for dissection. After a revival of infantile commerce slowly creeped into Europe, merchants appeared. Some were sitters and some were drifters. They roamed from town to town exposing themselves and organized big fairies in the countryside. Mideval people were violent. Murder during this period was nothing. Everybody killed someone. England fought numerously for land in France and ended up winning and losing. The Crusades were a series of military expaditions made by Christians seeking to free the holy land (the “Home Town” of Christ) from the Islams.
XDD So what he did was make a master paper entitled "Life reeked with joy", a collection of the dumbest quotes from his students papers. Read at your own risk. http://theody.net/reeked.html
‘Life Reeked with Joy’

The thing that gets me the most is that the students were actually serious about turning these papers in. XDD Everybody killed somebody...?
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Post by Queen Of Hearts » Sun Dec 03, 2006 2:05 pm

Nehelenia's Crazy Fangirl wrote:Before I post this link I think I should tell a story: *there will be slight sarcasm, but this story is none the less true*:

Once upon a time, there was a history teacher. He was a very happy teacher and one day decided he would have his students write a paper on the middle ages. He THOUGHT he would get well thought out, serious, and overall good papers, but NO. Instead he gets this shit:
During the Middle Ages, everybody was middle aged. Church and state were co-operatic. Middle Evil society was made up of monks, lords, and surfs. It is unfortunate that we do not have a medievel European laid out on a table before us, ready for dissection. After a revival of infantile commerce slowly creeped into Europe, merchants appeared. Some were sitters and some were drifters. They roamed from town to town exposing themselves and organized big fairies in the countryside. Mideval people were violent. Murder during this period was nothing. Everybody killed someone. England fought numerously for land in France and ended up winning and losing. The Crusades were a series of military expaditions made by Christians seeking to free the holy land (the “Home Town” of Christ) from the Islams.
XDD So what he did was make a master paper entitled "Life reeked with joy", a collection of the dumbest quotes from his students papers. Read at your own risk. http://theody.net/reeked.html
‘Life Reeked with Joy’

The thing that gets me the most is that the students were actually serious about turning these papers in. XDD Everybody killed somebody...?
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Post by SeiUsa » Sun Dec 03, 2006 4:12 pm

**backs away slowly**
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"Zebras can bite."
"Snakes say sss."
"Lions chase people."
And of course…”Tigers bite you.”
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Post by the*blue*girl » Sun Dec 03, 2006 5:57 pm

*LAUGHS EXPLODES DIES*

that is the best thing i have ever read. that made my day.
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Post by yoshmaster5 » Sun Dec 03, 2006 7:39 pm

... waht... the fuck... was THAT...

Those people would FAIL REGULAR HISTORY CLASSES AT MY SCHOOL. 0_o;;;;;;;;;

My god, I hope they failed that... or flunked the class.
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Post by Queen Of Hearts » Sun Dec 03, 2006 10:06 pm

o_o; Yeah. I wrote more intuectual essays when I was 5.

That is just...o__o; wtf.

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Post by Jusenkyo no Pikachu » Mon Dec 04, 2006 6:18 am

Queen Of Hearts wrote:o_o; Yeah. I wrote more intuectual essays when I was 5.

That is just...o__o; wtf.
Actually, Dad reckons that once you get through the surrounding bullshit, you'll find a lot of not-quite-fact in there.

This, for instance, has a grain of truth to it:

After the refirmation were wars both foreign and infernal. If the Spanish could gain the Netherlands they would have a stronghold throughout northern Europe which would include their posetions in Italy, Burgangy, central Europe and India thus serrounding France. The German Emperor's lower passage was blocked by the French for years and years.
This refers--at least in part, to Charles V.

Anyway, here's my interesting thing of the post: What happens when you watch Some Like it Hot a few too many times.

If I didn't know any better, I'd definitely develop a crush on "Kennedy" (aka Martin Rycroft). The deception pulled, with the exception of "Vanya" (Russ Spencer, whose appearance in the video is limited to a pair of legs and a brief shot of "her" sunnies), is amazing.
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Post by Queen Of Hearts » Mon Dec 04, 2006 12:34 pm

Jusenkyo no Pikachu wrote:
Queen Of Hearts wrote:o_o; Yeah. I wrote more intuectual essays when I was 5.

That is just...o__o; wtf.
Actually, Dad reckons that once you get through the surrounding bullshit, you'll find a lot of not-quite-fact in there.

This, for instance, has a grain of truth to it:

After the refirmation were wars both foreign and infernal. If the Spanish could gain the Netherlands they would have a stronghold throughout northern Europe which would include their posetions in Italy, Burgangy, central Europe and India thus serrounding France. The German Emperor's lower passage was blocked by the French for years and years.
This refers--at least in part, to Charles V.

Anyway, here's my interesting thing of the post: What happens when you watch Some Like it Hot a few too many times.

If I didn't know any better, I'd definitely develop a crush on "Kennedy" (aka Martin Rycroft). The deception pulled, with the exception of "Vanya" (Russ Spencer, whose appearance in the video is limited to a pair of legs and a brief shot of "her" sunnies), is amazing.
Yeah...I notice that now too....

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