What is the stupidest thing you've ever said?

Neon Heart · Post by **Neon Heart** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 9:05 pm

I think the "conversation" mom and I had at dinner counts as something stupid...

Mom: Ugh, I think I might have a wedgie.
me: Wedgies are a pain in the ass.
Mom: *busts out laughing*
me: *doesn't get it* What?? *finally gets it* Oh yeah, hehe.

unkhato · Post by **unkhato** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 8:29 pm

It's not mine. It's my sister's: We were talking about dairy products because she recently found out she was lactose intolerant and she asked me what defines a dairy product. I told her i probably means it came from a cow (not sure if it's right). Then, she asked me if eggs were dairy products and she said, "But Cows lay eggs right?" Then I said yes (sarcastically) and that you can milk a chicken. We were 14 and 15.

DragonMasterZero · Post by **DragonMasterZero** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 12:31 am

On MSN once, it was just before halloween and one of my (girl)friends said "I'm going to dress up like Marilyn Monroe" Then I said "Marilyn Monroe is a guy"......"Wait wait i'm thinking of Marilyn Manson" /sigh I felt very stupid

Panda · Post by **Panda** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 2:45 pm

It was something along the lines of :I want to work if you're going to pay me" to my Grandmother....

Yah, that pretty much does it...

Sailormars Obsessed fan · Post by **Sailormars Obsessed fan** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 5:04 pm

my friend said something stupid. we were at a resturant with some of our other friends and one of them had a "The Who" shirt on.

He looked at the shirt squinted his eyes and said "Thewho...? shouldnt that be "through", but then through what?"

He wasnt jokeing either he really thought it was misspelled, the guy wearing the shirt just looked at him like he was nutz until he said. "Oh wait its a shirt of the band The Who. God I feel stupid now."

Rin · Post by **Rin** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 6:15 pm

A few years ago, I was in the bathroom about to brush my teeth and my older brother yells up the step asking me to do something for him. And I responded with,

"Hang on a second, I'm brushing my ... hand!"

I don't know where hand came from. He still makes fun of me for that.

Anthy · Post by **Anthy** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 9:21 pm

I was at the gynecologist.

Gyno: Okay, I'm going to press this for 60 seconds and it's going to be very uncomfortable. What should we talk about for a minute?
Me: *immediately blurts* THE MUPPETS

Her facial expression was priceless.

yoshmaster5 · Post by **yoshmaster5** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 7:58 am

ANTHY! *glomp*

Hm... I've said so much stupid stuff... I don't really know to pick one certain thing... *sweatdrop* hm... I'll do something another person I know has said:

Talking in a psychology class, I think.
"Yeah, I hate those kids! The ones that always wear black, have chains, and talk about hurting themselves!"
"THose are GOTHS Niel."

peachvampiress · Post by **peachvampiress** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 1:53 pm

Not something I said, but something a co-worker said:

20-something year old guy:"You're 19? I thought you were older then that."
Me:"0___o How old did you think I was?"
Guy:"20."

(Yeah big difference @_@)

When I was out at a resturant for a friend's Birthday.

Friend:"Lots of people are coming in. Must be happy hour."
Me:0_0! "Should we be here?"
Friend:"They're just getting alcohol."
Me:"Whah? Wait....what exactley is happy hour?"
Friend:"That's where they give discount drinks."
Me:"Ooooooh. I thought it was...like when a bunch of people.... get together and watch porn...or something......"
Friend:..................0___o;;;
Me:"Well come on! 'Happy' Hour?.......Anyone could have made that mistake."

>_> Not my brightest moment.