What is the stupidest thing you've ever said?

peachvampiress · Post by **peachvampiress** » Thu Oct 30, 2003 4:08 pm

What is the stupidest thing you've said.

My number one saying would have to be when I was playing trivial pursuit and said "Hiroshima was bombed with bombs" -_-

Akarui Kibuno · Post by **Akarui Kibuno** » Thu Oct 30, 2003 6:39 pm

Well, one of my most infamous lines that my father looooooooooves to remind me of:

*seeing a guy that sells oranges*

- Can we buy apples here ?

ParaKiss_Groupie · Post by **ParaKiss_Groupie** » Thu Oct 30, 2003 7:42 pm

I had just recently started watching the show "Smallville" and Jonathan Kent looked familiar to me. However, I could never figure out who he was. Well, I was at a restaurant in town called McCall's, and I realized it: Jonathan Kent was the same actor who did Bo Duke in The Dukes of Hazzard (yes, I watched it when I was young.). I shouted "Aha!" in the middle of the restaurant. Everybody stopped talking and eating, and just turned around to look at me.

Starscream · Post by **Starscream** » Thu Oct 30, 2003 8:49 pm

Whenever I tell a joke and forget the punchline...I end up looking like the biggest idiot and go to hide under a book ^^;;

Em · Post by Em » Thu Oct 30, 2003 8:52 pm

I was in fance on hoilday, I said to my dad " God there's a lot of Frence speaking people there"

Lucied · Post by **Lucied** » Tue Nov 11, 2003 12:30 am

I once said

"Um, I can't see the forest with all these trees in the way"

Not one of my proudest moments

Cardcaptor Takato · Post by **Cardcaptor Takato** » Tue Nov 11, 2003 10:15 am

One time in English in college I said, "I cam in here when the bell rang....." but they don't have a bell in college. ^^;;

Rainbow · Post by **Rainbow** » Tue Nov 11, 2003 10:18 am

I'm not sure how stupid this is or not, but in Japanese class someone asked the rhetorical question "How do you say I'm too stupid to answer?" I was going to tell him, and he said "Watashi wa baka," then I corrected him with "Watashi wa baka desu..."

Is that stupid? I mean, I'm basically saying "I'm stupid," in Japanese, right? Okay, maybe not.

When I was doing a speech on Shakespeare and talking about the social climate of his time I got the geocentric theory and heliocentric theory mixed up.

I don't remember many really stupid moments of mine since I find my witty moments more memorable to me. I probably have more.

Post by **Tiff** » Tue Nov 11, 2003 12:30 pm

Friday morning I mailed a hospital bill to my parents. That night, I talked to my mom on the phone and said to her, "so, did dad get a chance to look at the bill?" mom said, "what bill?" and i said "the one I mailed to you." She fell silent and cracked up, saying "Honey, you just mailed it this morning!"
-_-;; I still forget my parents don't live 30 minutes away, and that I can't just give stuff to them. Apparently I expected the mail to work in a few hours. LOL. I felt like a jackass.

writergirl · Post by **writergirl** » Sat Nov 15, 2003 4:20 pm

I've done soem pretty stupid things too.... like hmmm lemme think...

OH yeah, hahhaha. Turning around to my best friend (who has a two eyar old son *this happened just this past thursday* who was in the room) and said, so when do you want to start having kids...
she just looks at me like I went mental... hahahaha. tryign to cover that up wasn't easy.

Rivalee · Post by **Rivalee** » Sat Nov 26, 2005 9:04 am

Stupid thing I've said;

During the english-class in 5th grade, everyone had to introduce themselves in english. After a while, it was my turn...
"And I like to drink coffee, coca-cola and sprit."
The students cracked out, while the teacher stared at me like if I was crazy. He asked me to repeat what I had just said, and I did, while wondering what was so funny. The teacher looked at me again; "Um, don't you mean Sprite?"
I thought for a moment, then I realized what I had said. I hide my face behind a book for the rest of the class.

[sprit is the swedish word for booze]

isaisa · Post by **isaisa** » Sat Nov 26, 2005 10:11 pm

Hmm...I've said so many. LoL. Okay, this was in 9th grade and we were being inspected by the head of the art department. None of us really liked her, and our teacher didn't like her either. In fact, we called her the Mullet. So she hadn't shown up, at least to my knowledge, and I went to my teacher and said, "Mrs. Pres! The Mullet didn't come!!!" She looks at me and says, "Sandra...she's in the back of the class." I turned, ran to my desk and hid. For the rest of the semester my friends and teacher laughed their ass off about what happened.

Kasumi · Post by **Kasumi** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 4:07 pm

The dumbest thing I ever said was: That stupid bitch over there really starts to annoy me!! (really loud)
Just as the teacher walked past me...

I actually translated, I spoke Luxemburgish. XD In that case, it would be: Dei domm Houer dohannen fänkt un, mech ze nerven! XDDDDDDDD

Neon Heart · Post by **Neon Heart** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 5:28 pm

I was spacing out in the middle of class, and the teacher was talking right me, and... you know, I'm spacing out, so I can't really hear her. As soon as I hear her stop talking, I immediatly say,

"You betcha!"

The teacher just gave me a weird look, and asked if I could answer the question correctly.

So from this day forward,
Who gave the USA the Statue of Liberty = You betcha.

XD

Jusenkyo no Pikachu · Post by **Jusenkyo no Pikachu** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 10:15 am

Not mine, but my father's:

We were playing the Trivial Pursuit Star Wars Saga DVD Edition. One of the questions is "Who was designated Gold Leader in the second Death Star Battle?" (or something along those lines). It was actually my turn to answer, and Dad was trying to help me by saying "sounds like...gold!" However, anyone who has paid close attention to Return of the Jedi will know that the answer is in fact Lando Calrissian. Dad's never going to live that one down. For the record, we also kept on referring to Mace Windu as "The big black guy with the purple lightsabre".

As for me, I can't remember anything particular. Rest assured though, I have said and done some dumb things.

Icelilly · Post by **Icelilly** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 11:14 am

The stupidest thing I ever said was "Ah air conditioning, It's the best thing, since sliced cheese"

I know -_-; It's stupid. But I was thinking of cheese and when I entered the house, the AC was on and that how I came up with the saying ^^;

Neon Heart · Post by **Neon Heart** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 1:54 pm

Icelilly wrote:The stupidest thing I ever said was "Ah air conditioning, It's the best thing, since sliced cheese"

I know -_-; It's stupid. But I was thinking of cheese and when I entered the house, the AC was on and that how I came up with the saying ^^;

Question of the moment: What compelled you to suddenly start thinking of cheese? XD

Icelilly · Post by **Icelilly** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 2:23 pm

Neon Heart wrote:
Icelilly wrote:The stupidest thing I ever said was "Ah air conditioning, It's the best thing, since sliced cheese"

I know -_-; It's stupid. But I was thinking of cheese and when I entered the house, the AC was on and that how I came up with the saying ^^;
Question of the moment: What compelled you to suddenly start thinking of cheese? XD

I was hungry at the time and cheese was the only thing that came to mind ^^

NameGoesHere · Post by **NameGoesHere** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 5:05 am

Icelilly wrote:The stupidest thing I ever said was "Ah air conditioning, It's the best thing, since sliced cheese"

I know -_-; It's stupid. But I was thinking of cheese and when I entered the house, the AC was on and that how I came up with the saying ^^;

Pishaw. I say that kind of stuff on purpose. XD

The stupidest thing for me was actually said in a chat room a few years back. Someone mentioned that they had a katana, and I suddenly typed "don't you mean Canada?"

. . .Yeah.

I have no idea why my brain thought that "katana" was a misspelling of "Canada," but it was, by far, the most moronic thing I've said. The stupidity haunts me to this day. -.-;;

Musashi · Post by **Musashi** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 5:53 am

xDDDD

Great topic...
I'm sure I've said plenty, but I can't think of any right now oddly enough...