South Park Season 9

jupiter23 · Post by **jupiter23** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 3:21 pm

Yet, you know he was only doing it in yet another attempt to piss off Kyle. He did succeed, until Kyle, Stan, and Kenny dyed his hair and skin.

yoshmaster5 · Post by **yoshmaster5** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 9:54 pm

Well... it's late but it's here. parcially because the forums won't let me sign in on my other computer, and the cable for Comedy Central at my house has been going insane recently:

Trapped in a Closet:

[spoiler]Stan learns about Scientology, and it goes thorugh the cult thing of you have to pay to get in. that happens, and he does the 'audit' counseling, and they think he's the re-incarnation of L. Ron Hubbard. so a ton of scientologist people show up, and are pretty much worshiping him. Including Tom Cruise and John Travolta. XD
Tom Cruise is told by STan he's a meh-ish actor, adn freaks out, and locks himself in Stan's closet. so, for the rest, it's split between trying to get Tom Cruise out of the closet, to John Travolta locking himself int eh same closet, to R. Kelly doing the same thing. the other half, is Stan as L. Ron Hubbard. where he learns the 'Secret Truth Behind Scientology' which is one of the most ****** up things I have ever heard. it's a bad, screwed up, and idiotic Sci-fi story. *hides address* so Stan has to write a new doctrine, where the leader reveals it's all a huge scam. however, when stan goes to present it... he feels guilty, and says that it's all a scam. "Oh... we are going to SUE YOU! We are going to sue you, AND your balls!!" and Cruise, Travolta, & Kelly come out, and yell they're going to sue Stan also.[/spoiler]

yoshmaster5 · Post by **yoshmaster5** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 11:16 pm

Sorry for double post, but new epi!

Free Willxyz.

[spoiler]the boys are at Sea world, or some place in CO. and Kyle goes to see the whale after a show, and the announcers start messing iwht him. making him think the whale can talk. Kyle gets everyone eles, and the announcers make them think it's from the moon. a Complete mess ensues, with the boys of south park taking the whale, and trying to get it sent to the moon. Meanwhile, kidnapping investigations, the Animal Liberation Force, and announcers going crazy. they get Mexico to send it to the moon, and a complete mess ensues, but they arcually get the whale sent to the moon. not in a space ship. XD the end credits was just a picture of the dead whale on the moon. XD XD XD XD XD XD XD[/spoiler]

jupiter23 · Post by **jupiter23** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 7:52 pm

Yeah, this one was funny. I was only half-watching it, however. So I didn't see all of what was going on.

yoshmaster5 · Post by **yoshmaster5** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 6:00 pm

Well, the season Finale!

Bloody mary:

Overview, brief:
They finally bring the new pope in to mock things.
The Japanese language conversion, L's to R's is funny.
Steve parker and Matt Stone do NOT have a good view of Alchohalics Anoynamous.

SeiUsa · Post by **SeiUsa** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 6:06 pm

yoshmaster5 wrote:Sorry for double post, but new epi!

Free Willxyz.

[spoiler]the boys are at Sea world, or some place in CO. and Kyle goes to see the whale after a show, and the announcers start messing iwht him. making him think the whale can talk. Kyle gets everyone eles, and the announcers make them think it's from the moon. a Complete mess ensues, with the boys of south park taking the whale, and trying to get it sent to the moon. Meanwhile, kidnapping investigations, the Animal Liberation Force, and announcers going crazy. they get Mexico to send it to the moon, and a complete mess ensues, but they arcually get the whale sent to the moon. not in a space ship. XD the end credits was just a picture of the dead whale on the moon. XD XD XD XD XD XD XD[/spoiler]

...WTF? LOL, never mind, that's South Park for ya.

Sailorasteroid · Post by **Sailorasteroid** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 9:35 pm

"South Park" Parked by Complaints

Can't believe that Comedy Central is caving to this kind of pressure when they know what South Park shows. What really gets my goat is that they're also demanding it not be released on DVD. If they want to sell it and I want to buy it, it's nobody's business who it offends. Of course, banning it like this, if successful, is the surest way to make sure lots of people see it via online distribution or underground showings.

yoshmaster5 · Post by **yoshmaster5** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 9:52 pm

Sailorasteroid wrote:"South Park" Parked by Complaints

Can't believe that Comedy Central is caving to this kind of pressure when they know what South Park shows. What really gets my goat is that they're also demanding it not be released on DVD. If they want to sell it and I want to buy it, it's nobody's business who it offends. Of course, banning it like this, if successful, is the surest way to make sure lots of people see it via online distribution or underground showings.

*shakes head* seriously, by now people should KNOW. honestly, they offend everyone all the time, so why even CARE?! just don't watch it if you don't want to see it.

Post by **Tiff** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 10:05 pm

Sailorasteroid wrote: What really gets my goat is that they're also demanding it not be released on DVD. If they want to sell it and I want to buy it, it's nobody's business who it offends.

...WTF?

Seriously. Yeah. Let's all ban together to keep it from going on DVD, but never mind the millions and millions of Pornographic DVDs on sale everywhere.

Yep. Let's focus on the cartoon that has ALWAYS been offensive instead. Never mind the blatant cock and ass plastered everywhere.

That's one of the most fucked up things i've ever heard.

(Note: I have nothing against south park or porn. I like both. I'm just making a point.)

hyacinthus · Post by **hyacinthus** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 11:02 pm

Wow, uh, they really know how to pick their battles [/sarcasm].

I hope Comedy Central doesn't withhold the episode from a future DVD release. I don't imagine that conservative Catholics make up a large percentage of South Park's audience, considering that the Catholic Church is at the butt of many, many jokes in the show, and it runs pretty much contrary to conservative ideology.

That said, I think South Park is a very enlightened show. The fact is that there are Catholics who get worked up over bleeding statues and funny shapes on cheese sandwiches. The episode's message was that reason shouldn't be abandoned for easy answers like alcoholism as a disease and hemophelic Madonnas. I would think the Vatican higher-ups would actually support such a message.

[spoiler]They might not agree with the Holy Father being doused in the Blessed Mother's menstrual blood.[/spoiler]

NameGoesHere · Post by **NameGoesHere** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 5:56 am

Well, it isn't surprising that there was outrage over the episode, but I am surprised that Comedy Central would actually pull it. Let's just hope they don't cave on the DVD release issue.

A lot of Christian groups really need to start picking their battles more wisely. I see the same stuff on CBN, with people getting up in arms over the evils of Harry Potter and The Davinci Code.

Dude, calm down. Dan Brown and J.K. Rowling are not going to suffocate you in your sleep. Seriously. It's okay.

Why aren't these religious groups putting this wasted effort into helping the sick, hungry, and the lost? ¿O_o

Post by **Tiff** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 7:44 am

NameGoesHere wrote:
Why aren't these religious groups putting this wasted effort into helping the sick, hungry, and the lost? ¿O_o

Becuase that would be HELPFUL, and USEFUL, and LOGICAL. Tee-hee!

Starscream · Post by **Starscream** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 12:26 pm

Fundamentalist Christians, ironically, tend to ignore Jesus' real message (feed the hungry, clothe the naked, give shelter to the homeless), and instead waste efforts on attacking big-name companies and products in order to get their "message" across; really goes against the idea of praying and worshipping humbly (Matthew 6:1-18).

yoshmaster5 · Post by **yoshmaster5** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 3:32 pm

Starscream wrote:Fundamentalist Christians, ironically, tend to ignore Jesus' real message (feed the hungry, clothe the naked, give shelter to the homeless), and instead waste efforts on attacking big-name companies and products in order to get their "message" across; really goes against the idea of praying and worshipping humbly (Matthew 6:1-18).

agreed.

the catholic church kinda's forgotten about that... from the dark ages. eh heh...