This happned in london the other day. The fact that it happned just shows me how stuiped some people can be.
Proff that some people indeed need to shop for brain cell's [/url]
Some people are Idoits
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The Doctor: What''''s the use of a good quotation if you can''''t change it?
[referring back to Ace''''s earlier, rather transparent denial of packing Nitro-9]
The Seventh Doctor: Ace, give me some of that Nitro-9 you''''re not carrying.
The Seventh Doctor: [the Doctor is knelt coughing on the ground having blown up a Dalek with some nitro-9 explosive. The fuse had a shorter time on it than Ace told him] Ace! You said ten seconds.
Ace: Nobody''''s perfect Professor
"He seriously looks like a hot chocolate pimp"- peachvampiress on Johnny Depp in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
Helping mate find her way out of college wiht other mate due to the fact she didn't have contact len's in
"He was cute"
"That was a women"
"Really?"
"Yes"
[referring back to Ace''''s earlier, rather transparent denial of packing Nitro-9]
The Seventh Doctor: Ace, give me some of that Nitro-9 you''''re not carrying.
The Seventh Doctor: [the Doctor is knelt coughing on the ground having blown up a Dalek with some nitro-9 explosive. The fuse had a shorter time on it than Ace told him] Ace! You said ten seconds.
Ace: Nobody''''s perfect Professor
"He seriously looks like a hot chocolate pimp"- peachvampiress on Johnny Depp in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
Helping mate find her way out of college wiht other mate due to the fact she didn't have contact len's in
"He was cute"
"That was a women"
"Really?"
"Yes"
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NekoSun518
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Oh wow......all for Ikea. That's just somewhat sad. But I think that they should have realized that a large amount of people would come with the way they were advertising, especially considering the area. 
My Myspace
A convo between me and my best friend Shannen
Me: Did something just explode?
Shan: *looks at me*
Me: What was that noise?
Shan: Jackie, its been thundering out for the past half hour.
Me: It has?
Shan: Yes, Jackie. Your brain exploded.
"But I am le tired"
"Well have a nap then FIRE Z MISSILES!"
A convo between me and my best friend Shannen
Me: Did something just explode?
Shan: *looks at me*
Me: What was that noise?
Shan: Jackie, its been thundering out for the past half hour.
Me: It has?
Shan: Yes, Jackie. Your brain exploded.
"But I am le tired"
"Well have a nap then FIRE Z MISSILES!"
wow. that is just scary. but i dont blame it on the store managers. its the people faults. those people were acting like sheep for goodness sakes! we have sales and clearences over here in the U.S, but we dont stampede each other like cattle when Victoria's Secret has a huge blow out sale. That was just sad! silly people.....friggin sheep.
Mia Wallace: "You heard, Marcellus threw Tony Rocky Horror out of a 4 story window, for giving me a foot massage?"
Vincent Vega: "mmm mm."
Mia: " and you believed that?"
Vincent: "well, at the time I was told it seemed reasonable."
Mia: "Marcellus throwing Tony out of a 4 story window, for massaging my feet, seemed resonable to you?"
Vincent: "It sounded excessive but that doesnt mean it didnt happen. I mean, I understand that Marcellus is very, very protective of you."
Mia: "A husband being protective of his wife is one thing. A husband almost killing another man for touching his wifes' feet is something else. "
-Mia and Vincent, at Jackrabbit Slims, Pulp Fiction
Vincent Vega: "mmm mm."
Mia: " and you believed that?"
Vincent: "well, at the time I was told it seemed reasonable."
Mia: "Marcellus throwing Tony out of a 4 story window, for massaging my feet, seemed resonable to you?"
Vincent: "It sounded excessive but that doesnt mean it didnt happen. I mean, I understand that Marcellus is very, very protective of you."
Mia: "A husband being protective of his wife is one thing. A husband almost killing another man for touching his wifes' feet is something else. "
-Mia and Vincent, at Jackrabbit Slims, Pulp Fiction
Something like that happened in Florida, I think it was. DVD players were on sell insanely cheap and a woman got trampled to death. You'd think someone would stop to help.
And really, why shouldn't we be afraid? In case you haven't heard, life is terminal. Cigarettes will kill you. So will your cellphone. Your car is a deadly weapon and alcohol is a quiet killer. Don't lick the lead-based paint on the walls. Don't lick the back of a postage stamp and certainly don't lick any strangers! That will bring you down quickly indeed. Don't drink the water but don't drink less than eight glasses a day. Your enviroment is toxic, your natural resources are dwindling, your days are numbered, but what ever you do, don't panic! The stress, don't you know, will kill you.
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peachvampiress
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Ikea sucks. It's so boring in their stores. The commercials are funny as Hell though.
I remember hearing awhile ago that at a Wal-Mart somewhere (I don't remember if it was near me or not) they had a sail and DVD players were as low as $15. As they opened the store there was a stampede and some woman got trampled and seriously hurt. When she was in the hospital the manager of the Wal-mart visited her and said that enlight of her accident they'd put a DVD player on hold for her. So when she got better she could go pay for it. -_- what pricks.
I remember hearing awhile ago that at a Wal-Mart somewhere (I don't remember if it was near me or not) they had a sail and DVD players were as low as $15. As they opened the store there was a stampede and some woman got trampled and seriously hurt. When she was in the hospital the manager of the Wal-mart visited her and said that enlight of her accident they'd put a DVD player on hold for her. So when she got better she could go pay for it. -_- what pricks.
Peachvampiress has an account on DeviantArt. Insanity Within.
And a Myspace account for her clothing designs.
"A number of times, the only thing that kept me out of a satin box was that I could size up the other guy maybe half a second quicker than he could me."
"What the fuck are you talking about? You're taped to a chair." ~Suicide Kings
And a Myspace account for her clothing designs.
"A number of times, the only thing that kept me out of a satin box was that I could size up the other guy maybe half a second quicker than he could me."
"What the fuck are you talking about? You're taped to a chair." ~Suicide Kings
What the hell? The woman's been put in the hospital, and they STILL charge her? -_-peachvampiress wrote:When she was in the hospital the manager of the Wal-mart visited her and said that enlight of her accident they'd put a DVD player on hold for her. So when she got better she could go pay for it. -_- what pricks.
Dear God, people are asses.
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I rather like their minimalist furniture style, and since they were chosen as the representation of modern materialism in the movie Fight Club, and I'm all about modern materialism, I've got to back them.
But that is a bit too much enthusiasm.
But that is a bit too much enthusiasm.
Things I think Are Funny Early in the Morning: If Batman were a Smurf: "Quick, Robin! We must smurf down to the Batcave and smurf the Batplane! Then we must smurf the batsmurf so we can smurf where the Joker is smurfing!"
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The Croonerism Spate (explanations upon request)
Be careful with this one, there is a bit of a pun involved. Dr. Spooner described his visit to a castle: "In the center of the fortress was the Palace Court. The gated entrance to this area was the court palace."
Users whose sigs my quotes have made (now in two columns)
Tempest___________________Peachvampiress (I think)
Sylphiel (twice!)____________Neon Heart
RoastedTwinkies (long ago)___Alexclow345
Seiusa____________________Nehelenia`s Crazy Fangirl
I <3 all you guys!
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