Creation Science Fair/Funny Scriptural Passages

peachvampiress · Post by **peachvampiress** » Wed Oct 29, 2003 5:23 pm

Dinozore

Maybe it was along the lines of that "Pokemon is satanic" thing from a few years ago...

There's something I would like to see. That sounds so freakin' ridiculous.

Akarui Kibuno · Post by **Akarui Kibuno** » Thu Oct 30, 2003 6:26 am

Lol, aha, about this Pokemon thing...

They do evolve

Pichu, Pikachu, Raichu... isn't that evolution

?

ParaKiss_Groupie · Post by **ParaKiss_Groupie** » Thu Oct 30, 2003 4:19 pm

I do want to ask a question that will completely disprove the whole "women suck" experiment. God intended women to do homemaking things, right? Things like clean house, and do laundry? Well then... WHY IS IT THAT WE DIDN'T HAVE CLOTHES OR HOUSES UNTIL EVE ATE THE DAMN APPLE? God didn't design Eve to do that! He didn't design clothes or houses!! AARGH!!

I despise stupid people...

Post by **Tiff** » Thu Oct 30, 2003 9:52 pm

ParaKiss_Groupie wrote:I do want to ask a question that will completely disprove the whole "women suck" experiment. God intended women to do homemaking things, right? Things like clean house, and do laundry? Well then... WHY IS IT THAT WE DIDN'T HAVE CLOTHES OR HOUSES UNTIL EVE ATE THE DAMN APPLE? God didn't design Eve to do that! He didn't design clothes or houses!! AARGH!!

I despise stupid people...

*pat pat pat*
I do too, ParaKiss...I do, too.

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Fri Oct 31, 2003 12:38 pm

Ummm... that shit isn't science, or logic. "My Uncle, Not a Monkey"? WTF? Wow, you're SO SMART little girl.

None of that crap disproves evolution. How can you call that crap science when it's based off a book that hasn't been proven a true account? Since when have scientists ever just accepted things? The Noah's Ark thing is just ridiculous. The bible didn't say you could give them water and stuff! Morons.

ParaKiss_Groupie · Post by **ParaKiss_Groupie** » Fri Oct 31, 2003 1:13 pm

Speaking of Noah's Ark, how did that experiment prove that the Ark was possible? Cramming a bunch of mice into something proves that it could happen? To prove it, you'd have to cram some elephants in there too, little person. And hippos. And rhinos. Giraffes, lions, and everything. Plus, there are over 5 million species of animals that have never been discovered (which always led me to ask how they knew about these 5 million animals). What about them? The Ark just isn't a feasible idea.

Also, for that "My Uncle isn't a Monkey" thing. If you're going to try to disprove something, learn the ideas it contains first! The principles of evolution do not say humans are the same as monkeys. It doesn't even say that humans evolved from monkeys. It says that humans and monkeys share a common ancestor! These are the kind of people that really bother me. They're trying to eliminate ignorance, but they're the most ignorant people I've ever seen!

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Fri Oct 31, 2003 2:00 pm

That's one of my biggest irks. "How come there are still apes?!" Even teachers ask that question. Read a book, that is if you can! (Product of Florida Educational System)

Anthy · Post by **Anthy** » Fri Oct 31, 2003 6:14 pm

I'm still more worried about that Pokemon experiment. This does not bode well for humanity's future.

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Fri Oct 31, 2003 7:39 pm

Come now Anthy. Since when have children been the future?

Post by **Tiff** » Fri Oct 31, 2003 7:41 pm

ParaKiss_Groupie wrote:
Also, for that "My Uncle isn't a Monkey" thing. If you're going to try to disprove something, learn the ideas it contains first! The principles of evolution do not say humans are the same as monkeys. It doesn't even say that humans evolved from monkeys. It says that humans and monkeys share a common ancestor! These are the kind of people that really bother me. They're trying to eliminate ignorance, but they're the most ignorant people I've ever seen!

EXACTLY. I thought the same thing. It was never in the theory of evolution that we came directly from monkeys. I really wish people would do their research.

ParaKiss_Groupie · Post by **ParaKiss_Groupie** » Sun Nov 02, 2003 4:24 pm

Anthy wrote:I'm still more worried about that Pokemon experiment. This does not bode well for humanity's future.

Now, Anthy. Do we really want humaity's future to bode well? It wouldn't bother me in the slightest if they were all wiped out!

Aya Reiko · Post by **Aya Reiko** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 1:44 am

*scratches head*

...

Um...

Guys, you do know this is a parody, right?

Post by **Tiff** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 1:00 pm

Aya Reiko wrote:*scratches head*

...

Um...

Guys, you do know this is a parody, right?

Where does it say that? And Trebek Crow said in his/her first post:
"This made me laugh for a sold ten minutes straight when I first saw it. It's like Landover Baptist, except it's real. That's right, these fanatics really do organize their own 'science fair'...really funny stuff. "

So how is it a parody?