This is obvious. Just post your favorite quotes from certain Disney movies or TV series.
The Little Mermaid
SCUTTLE: Now, the Snarfblatt dates back to prehistoric times when humans would just sit on their butts and stare at each other all day. (He puts his face in front of Ariel's.) It got very boring---(He pulls away.)---so they invented the Snarfblatt for making fine music. Allow me. (Scuttle takes the pipe that Ariel found in the sunken ship before and blows into it, only to have sea foam and kelp come out.)
SCUTTLE, screaming: Hey, there sweetie!
ARIEL, whispering: Scuttle, quiet! They'll hear you!
SCUTTLE, whispering: Oh, I gotcha, I gotcha. We're being intrepidatious. (He begins to shout louder than before.) WE'RE OUT TO DISCOVER---! (Ariel clamps Scuttle's beak shut.)
ERIC: Come on, Grim, don't start. Look, you're not still sore because I didn't fall for the princess of Glauerhaven, are you?
GRIMSBY: Oh, Eric, it isn't me alone. The entire kingdom wants to see you happily settled down with the right girl.
ERIC: Well, she's out there somewhere. I just - I just haven't found her yet.
GRIMSBY: Well, perhaps you haven't been looking hard enough.
ERIC: Believe me, Grim, when I find her I'll know, without a doubt. It'll just---bam!---hit me, like lightning.
(As if on cue, lightning strikes the sky and thunder claps.)
SCUTTLE: Nothing is happening. Only one day left, and that boy ain't puckered up once. O.K.... alright, this calls for a little vocal romantic stimulation. Stand back. (He flies over to where Ariel and Eric are rowing and begins to sing POORLY.)
ERIC: Wow. Somebody should find that poor animal and put it out of its misery.
A Goofy Movie
MAX: My life's a living---(A guy in a Lester suit bounds up to Max from behind.)
GUY IN LESTER SUIT: Hell-lo, little friend!
GOOFY: Now, how come you always think I'm going to lead you into some sort of calamity? (Max turns away from Goofy and looks up ahead to find the answer to his question.)
MAX: D-d-d-Dad?
GOOFY: What's wrong now? (Max grabs Goofy's head and turns it forward.)
MAX: Look!
(There's a HUGE waterfall dead ahead.)
GOOFY: *ah-hyuck!* A waterfall!
(Two seconds later...)
GOOFY: A WATERFALL!?!
Aladdin
PEDDLER: Welcome to Agrabah. City of mystery, of enchantment, and the finest merchandise this side of the river Jordan, on sale today, come on down! Heh, heh. Look at this! Yes! Combination hookah and coffee maker--also makes Julienne fries. Will not break---(He taps it on table.)---will not---(The maker falls apart.)---it broke. Ooohhh! Look at this! (He pulls out Tupperware.) I have never seen one of these intact before! This is the famous Dead Sea TupperWare. Listen. (He opens it and blows a raspberry.) Ah, still good.
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"I want to go back to believing in everything and knowing nothing at all..."
~Evanescence, "Field of Innocence"
"I love you."
"WHAT!?! What did you say!?"
"Um, uh, olive juice!"
"...Olive juice?"
"*in a whisper* Olive juice you too!"
~Stewie and Brian, Family Guy, "The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou"
~Evanescence, "Field of Innocence"
"I love you."
"WHAT!?! What did you say!?"
"Um, uh, olive juice!"
"...Olive juice?"
"*in a whisper* Olive juice you too!"
~Stewie and Brian, Family Guy, "The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou"
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¬_¬ damn you Umino for quoting my favorite Malificent lines. Anyway:
Sleeping Beauty:
Prince Phillip: You're living in the past father, this is the 14th century!
Merryweather: It looks awful.
Flora: That's because it's on you, dear.
Flora: Now sword of truth, fly swift and sure, that evil die and good endure!
Alice in Wonderland
Cheshire Cat: Oh, you can't help that. Most everyone's mad here.
[Laughs maniacally and begins to disappear]
Cheshire Cat: You may have noticed that I'm not all there myself.
Cheshire Cat: You know? We could make her REALLY angry! Shall we try?
Alice: Oh no no!
Cheshire Cat: Oh, but it's loads of fun!
Queen of Hearts: Sentence first! Verdict afterwards.
Sleeping Beauty:
Prince Phillip: You're living in the past father, this is the 14th century!
Merryweather: It looks awful.
Flora: That's because it's on you, dear.
Flora: Now sword of truth, fly swift and sure, that evil die and good endure!
Alice in Wonderland
Cheshire Cat: Oh, you can't help that. Most everyone's mad here.
[Laughs maniacally and begins to disappear]
Cheshire Cat: You may have noticed that I'm not all there myself.
Cheshire Cat: You know? We could make her REALLY angry! Shall we try?
Alice: Oh no no!
Cheshire Cat: Oh, but it's loads of fun!
Queen of Hearts: Sentence first! Verdict afterwards.
Peachvampiress has an account on DeviantArt. Insanity Within.
And a Myspace account for her clothing designs.
"A number of times, the only thing that kept me out of a satin box was that I could size up the other guy maybe half a second quicker than he could me."
"What the fuck are you talking about? You're taped to a chair." ~Suicide Kings
And a Myspace account for her clothing designs.
"A number of times, the only thing that kept me out of a satin box was that I could size up the other guy maybe half a second quicker than he could me."
"What the fuck are you talking about? You're taped to a chair." ~Suicide Kings
The Little Mermaid:
Ursula:
Nice work, boys. That was a close one. Too close. The little tramp! Oh, she's better than I thought.
Scuttle:
Ariel! Ariel! Ariel. I was flying, I wa - of course I was flying...
Beauty and the Beast:
Belle: Gaston, you are positively primeval.
Gaston: (Putting his hand around her shoulders) Why thank you,
Belle.
Gaston: Plenty. Here, picture this. A rustic hunting lodge, my latest kill roasting on the fire, and my little wife, massaging my feet, while the little ones play with the dogs. We'll have six or seven.
Belle: Dogs?
Gaston: No, Belle! Strapping boys, like me!
right now, that's all I can think of.
Ursula:
Nice work, boys. That was a close one. Too close. The little tramp! Oh, she's better than I thought.
Scuttle:
Ariel! Ariel! Ariel. I was flying, I wa - of course I was flying...
Beauty and the Beast:
Belle: Gaston, you are positively primeval.
Gaston: (Putting his hand around her shoulders) Why thank you,
Belle.
Gaston: Plenty. Here, picture this. A rustic hunting lodge, my latest kill roasting on the fire, and my little wife, massaging my feet, while the little ones play with the dogs. We'll have six or seven.
Belle: Dogs?
Gaston: No, Belle! Strapping boys, like me!
right now, that's all I can think of.
Joey: The question is, Rachel, does he like you? ''Cuz if he doesn''t, then it''s all just a moo point.
Rachel: Huh...a...moo point?
Joey: Yeah. It''''s like a cow''s opinion. It doesn''t matter....It''s moo.
-Friends
"In learning you will teach and in teaching you will learn"
-Son of Man, Tarzan
"Why do we have to resort to nonviolence? Can’t we just kick their asses?"
-Leela, Futurama
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I can't remember the names of the fairies from Sleeping Beauty, but this is a conversation between the ditzy one and one of the other fairies. "Add three tsps. Tsps, tsps, what's a tsp?" "Three tablespoons!"
"If we can''t comprehend the plan at hand, how could a higher plan make any more sense? I'd say you can only be a martyr if you know what you are dying for, and choose it"-Elphaba
"Those who made mistakes blame themselves and close their hearts. It's impossible to fix a mistake. Man can't return to the past. That's why we drink. Drunks, lushes, sliding alcohol down their throats to dilute the memories that can't be denied.-Vash The Stampede"
"Those who made mistakes blame themselves and close their hearts. It's impossible to fix a mistake. Man can't return to the past. That's why we drink. Drunks, lushes, sliding alcohol down their throats to dilute the memories that can't be denied.-Vash The Stampede"
Teaspoons, sweeties. TBSPs is Tablespoons.Cardcaptor Takato wrote:I can't remember the names of the fairies from Sleeping Beauty, but this is a conversation between the ditzy one and one of the other fairies. "Add three tsps. Tsps, tsps, what's a tsp?" "Three tablespoons!"
But you know what? I so call "teaspoons" "tsps". ^^;;
Joey: The question is, Rachel, does he like you? ''Cuz if he doesn''t, then it''s all just a moo point.
Rachel: Huh...a...moo point?
Joey: Yeah. It''''s like a cow''s opinion. It doesn''t matter....It''s moo.
-Friends
"In learning you will teach and in teaching you will learn"
-Son of Man, Tarzan
"Why do we have to resort to nonviolence? Can’t we just kick their asses?"
-Leela, Futurama
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I think that's the point. The fairies weren't exactly bright for the most part. If I remember the line right, they do say "tsp" and then "tablespoon."Tiff wrote:Teaspoons, sweeties. TBSPs is Tablespoons.Cardcaptor Takato wrote:I can't remember the names of the fairies from Sleeping Beauty, but this is a conversation between the ditzy one and one of the other fairies. "Add three tsps. Tsps, tsps, what's a tsp?" "Three tablespoons!"
But you know what? I so call "teaspoons" "tsps". ^^;;
"I loved you. I was a pentapod monster, but I love you. I was despicable and brutal and turpid, mais je t'aimais, je t'aimais. And there were times when I knew how you felt, and it was hell to know it. My Lolita girl, brave Dolly Schuller."
--Vladimir Nabokov, Lolita
--Vladimir Nabokov, Lolita
No. The stupid green fairy says "tsp", and then the blue one corrects her and goes "One TEASPOON." and then the green ones goes "OH, ONE TEASPOON! of course!"ParaKiss_Groupie wrote:I think that's the point. The fairies weren't exactly bright for the most part. If I remember the line right, they do say "tsp" and then "tablespoon."Tiff wrote:Teaspoons, sweeties. TBSPs is Tablespoons.Cardcaptor Takato wrote:I can't remember the names of the fairies from Sleeping Beauty, but this is a conversation between the ditzy one and one of the other fairies. "Add three tsps. Tsps, tsps, what's a tsp?" "Three tablespoons!"
But you know what? I so call "teaspoons" "tsps". ^^;;
Fauna:
[at her cake] Now yeast, one tsp. tsp?
Merryweather:
One teaspoon!
Fauna:
One teaspoon, of course.
Taken from a script online =P
Joey: The question is, Rachel, does he like you? ''Cuz if he doesn''t, then it''s all just a moo point.
Rachel: Huh...a...moo point?
Joey: Yeah. It''''s like a cow''s opinion. It doesn''t matter....It''s moo.
-Friends
"In learning you will teach and in teaching you will learn"
-Son of Man, Tarzan
"Why do we have to resort to nonviolence? Can’t we just kick their asses?"
-Leela, Futurama
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Yeah, Umino took the best. When *Disney* says Hell, you know it's serious.
"A man has dreams of walking with giants. To carve his niche in the edifice of time. Before the mortar of his zeal has a chance to congeal, the cup is dashed from his lips, the flame is snuffed a-borning, he's brought to rack and ruin in his prime."
-George Banks, Mary Poppins
"A man has dreams of walking with giants. To carve his niche in the edifice of time. Before the mortar of his zeal has a chance to congeal, the cup is dashed from his lips, the flame is snuffed a-borning, he's brought to rack and ruin in his prime."
-George Banks, Mary Poppins
Things I think Are Funny Early in the Morning: If Batman were a Smurf: "Quick, Robin! We must smurf down to the Batcave and smurf the Batplane! Then we must smurf the batsmurf so we can smurf where the Joker is smurfing!"
The Croonerism Spate (explanations upon request)
Be careful with this one, there is a bit of a pun involved. Dr. Spooner described his visit to a castle: "In the center of the fortress was the Palace Court. The gated entrance to this area was the court palace."
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The Croonerism Spate (explanations upon request)
Be careful with this one, there is a bit of a pun involved. Dr. Spooner described his visit to a castle: "In the center of the fortress was the Palace Court. The gated entrance to this area was the court palace."
Users whose sigs my quotes have made (now in two columns)
Tempest___________________Peachvampiress (I think)
Sylphiel (twice!)____________Neon Heart
RoastedTwinkies (long ago)___Alexclow345
Seiusa____________________Nehelenia`s Crazy Fangirl
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Oh well. I could have sworn it went the other way. Anyway, my favourite line is actually more of a song.
The Lion King
Timon:
"If you're hungry for a hunk of fat and juicy meat
Eat my buddy Pumbaa here because he is a treat
Come on down and dine
On this tasty swine
All you have to do is get in line
{Parenthetical parts are Pumbaa singing; the apple is at his feet.}
Aaaare you achin'
(Yup, yup, yup)
Foooor some bacon?
(Yup, yup, yup)
Heeee's a big pig
(Yup, yup)
You could be a big pig too.
Oy!"
The Lion King
Timon:
"If you're hungry for a hunk of fat and juicy meat
Eat my buddy Pumbaa here because he is a treat
Come on down and dine
On this tasty swine
All you have to do is get in line
{Parenthetical parts are Pumbaa singing; the apple is at his feet.}
Aaaare you achin'
(Yup, yup, yup)
Foooor some bacon?
(Yup, yup, yup)
Heeee's a big pig
(Yup, yup)
You could be a big pig too.
Oy!"
"I loved you. I was a pentapod monster, but I love you. I was despicable and brutal and turpid, mais je t'aimais, je t'aimais. And there were times when I knew how you felt, and it was hell to know it. My Lolita girl, brave Dolly Schuller."
--Vladimir Nabokov, Lolita
--Vladimir Nabokov, Lolita
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Tiff
Anyway, I can't for the life of me figure out if The Nightmare Before Christmas was made by Disney. I keep seeing lots of people say it is, so I'm guessing it is.
Behemoth:[after seeing the Easter Bunny] BUNNY!!
Jack: [looking pissed off] Hello Oogie.
And then, not really a quote, but the whole thing with the chalkboard and trying to solve Christmas the scientific way with the stuff like presents divided by sugar plum visions plus "Sandy Claws" equals Christmas.
No, Tiff. You're no not supposed to go =P. You're supposed to say "You got served" then Kisu's supposed to serve you back, and then "it's on" and you both are supposed to have a big dance off. That's the natural order of things.Taken from a script online =P
Anyway, I can't for the life of me figure out if The Nightmare Before Christmas was made by Disney. I keep seeing lots of people say it is, so I'm guessing it is.
Behemoth:[after seeing the Easter Bunny] BUNNY!!
Jack: [looking pissed off] Hello Oogie.
And then, not really a quote, but the whole thing with the chalkboard and trying to solve Christmas the scientific way with the stuff like presents divided by sugar plum visions plus "Sandy Claws" equals Christmas.
Peachvampiress has an account on DeviantArt. Insanity Within.
And a Myspace account for her clothing designs.
"A number of times, the only thing that kept me out of a satin box was that I could size up the other guy maybe half a second quicker than he could me."
"What the fuck are you talking about? You're taped to a chair." ~Suicide Kings
And a Myspace account for her clothing designs.
"A number of times, the only thing that kept me out of a satin box was that I could size up the other guy maybe half a second quicker than he could me."
"What the fuck are you talking about? You're taped to a chair." ~Suicide Kings
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Mulan
When everyone is arguing about Mulan going to join the army
Female Ancestor:Well it doesn't come from my half of the family, my children grew up to be acupuncturists!
Male Ancestor: Well we can't all be acupuncturists!
Female Ancestor: No, your great-granddaughter had to be a CROSS DRESSER!
When everyone is arguing about Mulan going to join the army
Female Ancestor:Well it doesn't come from my half of the family, my children grew up to be acupuncturists!
Male Ancestor: Well we can't all be acupuncturists!
Female Ancestor: No, your great-granddaughter had to be a CROSS DRESSER!
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Technically speaking, it was made by Touchstone (which is a Dusney subsidiary, but no Touchstone/Miramax film should ever be labelled "Disney").peachvampiress wrote: Anyway, I can't for the life of me figure out if The Nightmare Before Christmas was made by Disney. I keep seeing lots of people say it is, so I'm guessing it is.
As for favourite quotes....
Definitely the Hawaiian War Chant from The Lion King
"To infinity and beyond!...Sorry, I just had to say that!"--Flik, A Bug's Life
"That new girl? She seems kinda weird to me. And what kind of name is Buffy anyway?"
"Hey, Aphrodisia!"
--unaired Buffy pilot
If you're reading this, then you've lost the game.
"Hey, Aphrodisia!"
--unaired Buffy pilot
If you're reading this, then you've lost the game.
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Sleeping Beauty:
Fauna: (sings) Eggs, Flour, Milk
(goes slightly hoarse and then turns the cookbook around and taps it with her wand)just do it the way it's here in the book. I'll put on the candles.
Merryweather:Oh no, not pink. Make it blue. [she makes it blue]
Flora:Merryweather! Make it pink. [she makes it pink]
Merryweather:Blue. [makes it blue]
Flora:Pink. [makes it pink]
Merryweather:Blue. [this time Flora stands before the dress and gets blue herself]
Mulan:
Emperor: The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all.
Shang: Sir?
Emperor: You don't meet a girl like that ev'ry dynasty.
Grandma Fa: Great, she brings home a sword. If you ask me she should have brought home a man
Shang: Excuse me, does Fa Mulan live here?
Grandma Fa: Woo, sign me up for the next war.
Mushu [while feeding Mulan]: No time to talk. Now remember, it's your first day of training so listen to your teacher and no fighting. Play nice with the other kids, unless of course one of the other kids wanna fight, then you have to kick the other kid's butt.
Mulan [with her mouth full of food]: But I don't wanna kick the other kid's butt.
Fauna: (sings) Eggs, Flour, Milk
(goes slightly hoarse and then turns the cookbook around and taps it with her wand)just do it the way it's here in the book. I'll put on the candles.
Merryweather:Oh no, not pink. Make it blue. [she makes it blue]
Flora:Merryweather! Make it pink. [she makes it pink]
Merryweather:Blue. [makes it blue]
Flora:Pink. [makes it pink]
Merryweather:Blue. [this time Flora stands before the dress and gets blue herself]
Mulan:
Emperor: The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all.
Shang: Sir?
Emperor: You don't meet a girl like that ev'ry dynasty.
Grandma Fa: Great, she brings home a sword. If you ask me she should have brought home a man
Shang: Excuse me, does Fa Mulan live here?
Grandma Fa: Woo, sign me up for the next war.
Mushu [while feeding Mulan]: No time to talk. Now remember, it's your first day of training so listen to your teacher and no fighting. Play nice with the other kids, unless of course one of the other kids wanna fight, then you have to kick the other kid's butt.
Mulan [with her mouth full of food]: But I don't wanna kick the other kid's butt.
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I've got some more!
The Littler Mermaid
SCUTTLE: Well, look at what the catfish dragged in! Look at ya! Look at ya! There's something different. Don't tell me---I got it. It's your hairdo, right? You've been using the dinglehopper, right? (Ariel shakes her head.) No? No huh, well let me see. New... seashells? No new seashells. I gotta admit I can't put my foot on it right now, but if I just stand here long enough I know that I'll---
SEBASTIAN: SHE'S GOT LEGS, YOU IDIOT! She traded her voice to the sea witch and got legs. Jeez, mon...
SCUTTLE: I knew that.
A Goofy Movie
GOOFY, backing the car out of the driveway: Goodbye, house! Goodbye, mailbox! (He backs the car into the fence as he pulls out all the way.) Goodbye, pile of broken wood!
The Littler Mermaid
SCUTTLE: Well, look at what the catfish dragged in! Look at ya! Look at ya! There's something different. Don't tell me---I got it. It's your hairdo, right? You've been using the dinglehopper, right? (Ariel shakes her head.) No? No huh, well let me see. New... seashells? No new seashells. I gotta admit I can't put my foot on it right now, but if I just stand here long enough I know that I'll---
SEBASTIAN: SHE'S GOT LEGS, YOU IDIOT! She traded her voice to the sea witch and got legs. Jeez, mon...
SCUTTLE: I knew that.
A Goofy Movie
GOOFY, backing the car out of the driveway: Goodbye, house! Goodbye, mailbox! (He backs the car into the fence as he pulls out all the way.) Goodbye, pile of broken wood!
"I want to go back to believing in everything and knowing nothing at all..."
~Evanescence, "Field of Innocence"
"I love you."
"WHAT!?! What did you say!?"
"Um, uh, olive juice!"
"...Olive juice?"
"*in a whisper* Olive juice you too!"
~Stewie and Brian, Family Guy, "The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou"
~Evanescence, "Field of Innocence"
"I love you."
"WHAT!?! What did you say!?"
"Um, uh, olive juice!"
"...Olive juice?"
"*in a whisper* Olive juice you too!"
~Stewie and Brian, Family Guy, "The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou"
