*dies laughing*

DistantMemory · Post by **DistantMemory** » Sun Oct 31, 2004 4:16 pm

http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/ao ... lator.html

This wonderful invention is the AOLer translator. Anyone who hates or likes to make fun of the AOLer language should be on the floor laughing within seconds! ^^

usachan · Post by **usachan** » Sun Oct 31, 2004 7:56 pm

Haha. It's fun to type in random stuff and just see it butchered like that. XD

Sailor Wind · Post by **Sailor Wind** » Sun Oct 31, 2004 9:44 pm

Yer lol like most of the time it's either 1 of the letters are missing or 2 or 3 of the letters are jumbled up.

Liddy · Post by **Liddy** » Mon Nov 01, 2004 11:43 am

That's hilarious. The sad thing is that it's true. It's even sometimes worse. -_-"

yoshmaster5 · Post by **yoshmaster5** » Mon Nov 01, 2004 3:33 pm

I typed in the first lines of the Star Spangled Banner, and it was this:

O SAY CAN U SE..1!!111!!1!1!1111!1!!1! WTF BY TEH DAWNS AARLY LIGHT TAHT SO PROUDLY W3 STAND.
!!1111!!11!111 WTF

crazydiamond · Post by **crazydiamond** » Tue Nov 02, 2004 8:36 pm

In the spirit of politics:

The only thing we have to fear, is fear itself.
TEH ONLY THNG WE HAEV 2 FEAR IS FAAR ITSALF

Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country.
ASK NOT WUT UR COUNTRY CAN DO FOR U BUT WUT U CAN DO FOR UR COUNTRY1!1!1!!! OMG WTF LOL

Speak softly and carry a big stick, and you shall go far.
SPEAK SOFTLY AND CARY A BIG STIK AND U SHAL GO FAR1!!!1! LOL

Four score and seven years ago, our forefathers brought forth on this continent a new nation...
FOUR SCORE AND S3VEN Y3ARS AGO OUR FORAFATH3RS BROUGHT FORTH ON THIS CONTIENNT A NU NATION.!!1!!11!11!!!!!1 OMG WTF

We the people, in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice and ensure domestic tranquility...
WE DA PEOPLE IN ORDER 2 FORM A MORA PERFECT UNION ASTABLISH JUSTIEC AND ANSURE DOMESTIC TRANQUILITY.!1!11!!!!1!!!1!11!1 WTF

peachvampiress · Post by **peachvampiress** » Tue Nov 02, 2004 8:43 pm

^_^ I can't resist.

Oh Canada, Our Home and Native land. True patriot love, in all thy sons comand.

O CANADA OUR HOME AND NATIEV LAND!!!!11 OMG LOL TRUE PATRIOT LOV3 IN AL THY SONS COMAND111!11 OMG LOL

XD It's funny 'cause it's true!

Strawbaby · Post by **Strawbaby** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 3:40 am

Wow, what a nifty utility! I was literally in stitches:

My name is Strawbaby, what's yours? I like Sailor Moon, David Bowie and art. I wonder how badly this can be butchered?
MAH NME IS STRAWBABY WUT UR??!?? WTF I LIEK SALEOR MON DAVID BOWEI AND ART1!!!1 OMG WTF LOL I WOND3R HOW BADLY THIS CAN B BUTCHAR3D??!?!!!! WTF

Have a look at the coding, it's very impressive. Someone's waded knee-deep in AOLers for quite a while to gain all those spelling mistakes and work them into the program, spotting pattern and stupidity everywhere... top link!

RoastedTwinkies · Post by **RoastedTwinkies** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 11:53 pm

I decided to translate what I did today.

Today was interesting. Today at school, we had what we thought was a fire drill, but we ended up waiting outside for twenty minutes! Finally, because school was almost over, some of us just went inside, grabbed our stuff and left even though the alarms were still going off. Aparently, it was not a drill because we don't have fire drills in the middle of winter.

I intended to watch the news tonight to find out what happened. However, when I checked my email, my friend told me he was coming up here from Calgary until tomorrow. I still went out to meet him even though it was still short notice. So, we went driving around, trying to decide what to do tonight, and we ended up driving to the city outskirts twice! We were going to watch a movie, but it was getting late, so we went to Tim Horton's instead. We had interesting conversations.

Twelve-year-old translation:

2DAY WAS INTER3STNG111111! 2DAY AT SKOOL WA HAD WUT W3 THOUGHT WAS A FIER DRIL BUT WA ENDAD UP WATENG OUTSIED FOR TW3NTY MINUTES1!!1111 WTF LOL FINALY B/C SKOOL WAS ALMOST OVAR SOME OF US JUST W3NT INSIED GRABAD OUR STUF AND LEFT EV3N THOUGH TEH ALARMS W3R3 STIL GONG OF1!!111 WTF LOL APAERNTLY IT WAS NOT A DRIL B/C W3 DONT HAEV FIER DRILS IN TEH MIDLA OF WINT3R

I!!1111 WTF INTENDED 2 WATCH TEH NAWS 2NIGHT 2 FIND OUT WUT HAPEN3D!!!1!!11 HOWAVAR WHEN I CHEKAD MAH EMALE MAH FREIND 2LD ME H3 WAS COMNG UP HAR3 FROM CALGARY UNTIL 2MOROW!1!!! OMG WTF I STIL WENT OUT 2 MET HIM AVEN THOUGH IT WAS STIL SHORT NOTIEC!!1! OMG WTF LOL SO WA W3NT DRIVNG AROUND TRYNG WENT DRIVNG AROUND TRYNG 2 D3CIED WUT 2 DO 2NIGHT AND WE 3NDED UP DRIVNG 2 TEH CITY OUTSKIRTS TWIEC111!! OMG WTF LOL WA WARE GONG 2 WATCH A MOVEI BUT IT WAS G3TNG LAET SO WA WANT 2 TIM HOR2NS INSTEAD!1!11 LOL WE HAD INT3RESTNG CONV3RSATIONS

11!1!!! OMG

Jusenkyo no Pikachu · Post by **Jusenkyo no Pikachu** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 8:45 am

U KNOW IF U HADNT POSTAD IT I WAS GONG 2 DO SO

Now to see how a classic poem gets butchered...

ONCE UPON A MIDNIGHT DRAARY WHIEL I PONDER3D WEAK AND W3ARY
OV3R MANY A QUANET AND CURIOUS VOLUM3 OF FORGOT3N LORE
WHIEL I NODAD N3ARLY NAPNG SUDENLY THEIR CME A TAPNG
AS OF SOM3ON3 G3NTLY RAPNG RAPNG AT MAH CHMBR DOR
TIS1!1! OMG WTF LOL SOMA VISI2R I MUTERAD RAPNG AT MAH CHMBR DOR
ONLY!!111! OMG THIS AND NOTHNG MORE!1!!!!1 WTF LOL

So what was the Raven doing to the door again? Ewwwww!

And in the spirit of patriotism...

BNAATH OUR RADIANT SOUTHARN CROS
W3 2IL WIT HAARTS AND HANDS
2 MAEK THIS COMONWEALTH OF OURS
R3NOWNAD OF AL DA LANDS
FOR THOS3 WHOVE COME ACROS TEH SEAS
WAVE BOUNDL3S PLANES 2 WIT COURAEG LET US AL COMBIEN
2 ADVANC3 AUSTRALIA FARE
IN JOYFUL STRANES TH3N L3T US SNG
ADVANC3 AUSTRALIA FARE

Pi "PROUD 2 B AN AUSEI" ka

KoiNoVash · Post by **KoiNoVash** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 2:18 pm

The Utena Chick speech in normal English:

If it cannot hatch from it's shell, the chick will die without ever truly being born. We are the chick; the world is our egg. If we don't break the world's shell, we will die without truly being born. Smash the world's shell, for the Revolution of the World!

AOL 12-year-old:
IF IT CANOT HATCH FROM ITS SH3L TEH CHIK WIL DEI WITHOUT EVER TRULY BNG BORN1111! OMG WTF LOL WE R DA CHIK TEH WORLD IS OUR EG1!111 LOL IF WE DONT BR3AK TEH WORLDS SH3L WE WIL DEI WITHOUT TRULY BNG BORN!111 WTF LOL SMASH DA WORLDS SHEL FOR TEH RAVOLUTION OF DA WORLD1!!!1!! WTF