Lately I've become a fan of lightbulb jokes. I find them to be cute and funny. ^^ So, this thread is for posting lightbulb jokes. What're some lightbulb jokes have you heard of? I'll start by posting one I've heard.
How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but it takes five episodes to do it.
Lightbulb Jokes
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Lightbulb Jokes
"If we can''t comprehend the plan at hand, how could a higher plan make any more sense? I'd say you can only be a martyr if you know what you are dying for, and choose it"-Elphaba
"Those who made mistakes blame themselves and close their hearts. It's impossible to fix a mistake. Man can't return to the past. That's why we drink. Drunks, lushes, sliding alcohol down their throats to dilute the memories that can't be denied.-Vash The Stampede"
"Those who made mistakes blame themselves and close their hearts. It's impossible to fix a mistake. Man can't return to the past. That's why we drink. Drunks, lushes, sliding alcohol down their throats to dilute the memories that can't be denied.-Vash The Stampede"
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lol.
How many cockroaches does it take to screw in a lighbulb? No one knows, as soon as it comes on, they all scatter! (That one's from A Bug's Life)
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but no one knows how they got in there.
Those are the only two I can remember at the moment.
How many cockroaches does it take to screw in a lighbulb? No one knows, as soon as it comes on, they all scatter! (That one's from A Bug's Life)
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but no one knows how they got in there.
Those are the only two I can remember at the moment.
For millions of years, mankind lived just like the animals. Then, something happened which unleashed the powers of our imagination: we learned to talk- Stephen Hawking
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STEREOTYPE ALERT!
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Only one, and that's not funny!
How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None of your fucking business. Get owta my way!
How many unimaginative people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One
How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb?
A true Klingon warrior is not afraid of the dark.
How many CATS operatives does it take to change a light bulb?
All your light bulb are belong to us. You have no chance to survive make your time.
How many Dadaists does it take to change a light bulb?
In order to change the cows, I must dance with the orange juice.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Only one, and that's not funny!
How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None of your fucking business. Get owta my way!
How many unimaginative people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One
How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb?
A true Klingon warrior is not afraid of the dark.
How many CATS operatives does it take to change a light bulb?
All your light bulb are belong to us. You have no chance to survive make your time.
How many Dadaists does it take to change a light bulb?
In order to change the cows, I must dance with the orange juice.
"That new girl? She seems kinda weird to me. And what kind of name is Buffy anyway?"
"Hey, Aphrodisia!"
--unaired Buffy pilot
If you're reading this, then you've lost the game.
"Hey, Aphrodisia!"
--unaired Buffy pilot
If you're reading this, then you've lost the game.
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Supah Mario ownz j00 f00!!
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<aznwaterboy> how did xbox kill a cat
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Recent Funny Xbox Chat:
<aznwaterboy> how did xbox kill a cat
<SMiyamoto> LOL
<Raxc> XBox fell on the cat''s back.
^_^ I got these from the game Apples to Apples.
How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
THAT'S NOT FUNNY! WE'RE SUING!!
How many Japanese people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Who needs lightbulbs with our new technology!
How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
THAT'S NOT FUNNY! WE'RE SUING!!
How many Japanese people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Who needs lightbulbs with our new technology!
Even more than the spacious sky and the sea
My dreams have no limits
I have realized that because I am in love
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My dreams have no limits
I have realized that because I am in love
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Here's another one. It came from www.24hrsadayincolor.com, but as of now, it no longer exists. It was a Hanson fan site, and the title of the site came from one of their songs called Man From Milwaukee.
Anyway, here's what it said where the counter was:
How many Hanson fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one, and *insert counter here* fans to scream at Hanson.
Anyway, here's what it said where the counter was:
How many Hanson fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one, and *insert counter here* fans to scream at Hanson.