Funniest Anime Scenes! No BSSM

Discussion of any other anime and/or manga goes here.

Moderators: SMU Staff, SMU Chibi-Mods

User avatar
yoshmaster5
ZOMFG 1337
ZOMFG 1337
Posts: 1677
Joined: Wed Oct 15, 2003 10:10 pm
Location: Richland/Kalamazoo, MI, or Central Michigan University

Funniest Anime Scenes! No BSSM

Post by yoshmaster5 » Mon Feb 02, 2004 8:33 pm

The all of Episode 23 of Kodomo No Omocha.
I swear, the anime creators like torchering Zenjirou...
-Adam Picard-
Blake? oh, like a coffee break!!
Poet? What is that? Is it tasty? Is it a popular new snack? Usagi, Stars 179

James: For some reason I'm seeing you in a nurse's uniform...
Steve: Thank you Jeff, that will be all. ... He's not here, is he? Oh God I've internalized him...
-Coupling; The Freckle, the Key, and the Couple who weren't

'Who will tell us about this? Oh, no it is didnt know New Orleans was underwater guy.'
-Jon Stewart, The Daily Show

"Plus, Act now and you'll get the Mood of Dick Cheney! Including Rage, *RANH* Irritability, *RANH* and Mind-Blowing Orgasmic pleasure! *RAAAAANH* Order now!"
-The Daily Show, 8-22-06

User avatar
Sailor Sapphire
SMU Freak
SMU Freak
Posts: 344
Joined: Thu Nov 06, 2003 9:04 pm
Location: The Realm of Crystal Tokyo

Post by Sailor Sapphire » Mon Feb 02, 2004 9:26 pm

Pokemon-Ash/Satoshi getting shocked by Pikachu for the first time:

"Hi, Pika-AUGGGGHHH!!!"
Bringing a presence that's cold as ice, I am the icy cool Gem Senshi, Sailor Sapphire!

Sapphire Gem Power, make up!

User avatar
Celexa
SMU Divine Fan
SMU Divine Fan
Posts: 765
Joined: Thu Oct 16, 2003 8:39 pm
Location: Illinois
Contact:

Post by Celexa » Mon Feb 02, 2004 9:43 pm

I My Me! Strawberry Eggs! (From the dub)

Ba-chan: Go get that job and EARN the rent!
Hibiki: Okay! Thanks Ba-chan!
Ba-chan: I TOLD YOU NOT TO BA-CHAN ME YOU JERK!

Me: This is coming from the kid who doesn't know what Viagra is!
Ko: It's cold medicine, right?
Our Group: NO!!!
Me: Can I just say?
Dylan: Sure, it's no weirder than what normally comes out of your mouth.
Me: (says what)
Ko: .....What's that?
Me: ......*starts crying*
Carley: STEVE! STEVE GET OVER HERE AND TELL KO WHAT VIAGRA DOES!
Steve: See, it's like this: The bridge goes up and the soldiers rush out....

Tiff: Aww, you killed someone for me. That's so sweet in a f***ed up sort of way!

User avatar
Em
SMU Freak
SMU Freak
Posts: 417
Joined: Thu Oct 16, 2003 9:56 am
Location: England baby!

Post by Em » Mon Feb 02, 2004 10:09 pm

Anythign from Azumanga really wiht a extra note to the Beach House, drunk teacher and the facts of life.
The Doctor: What''''s the use of a good quotation if you can''''t change it?

[referring back to Ace''''s earlier, rather transparent denial of packing Nitro-9]
The Seventh Doctor: Ace, give me some of that Nitro-9 you''''re not carrying.

The Seventh Doctor: [the Doctor is knelt coughing on the ground having blown up a Dalek with some nitro-9 explosive. The fuse had a shorter time on it than Ace told him] Ace! You said ten seconds.
Ace: Nobody''''s perfect Professor

"He seriously looks like a hot chocolate pimp"- peachvampiress on Johnny Depp in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.


Helping mate find her way out of college wiht other mate due to the fact she didn't have contact len's in
"He was cute"
"That was a women"
"Really?"
"Yes"

User avatar
Umino
SMU Divine Fan
SMU Divine Fan
Posts: 703
Joined: Wed Oct 15, 2003 7:29 pm

Post by Umino » Mon Feb 02, 2004 10:20 pm

The Big O

Dorothy: Where is Pero?
Eugene: Where's my kitty? Oh, give me back my BABY! Poor old Louise, all she could do was beg...


Don't ask but this scene is SO funny. The Japanese version is more funny.

I'll add more later ^^

User avatar
Tiff
SMU Staff
SMU Staff
Posts: 7604
Joined: Mon Oct 13, 2003 1:24 pm
Location: TX
Contact:

Post by Tiff » Mon Feb 02, 2004 11:28 pm

Slayers:

Lina, Amelia, and Gourry: *Talk with their mouths full*
Zelgadis: *SLAMS HANDS ON TABLE* EITHER EAT OR TALK!
Lina, Amelia, and Gourry: .........*EAT EAT EAT EAT*
Zelgadis: *sweat drop* *head in hands* My bad. Stop eating and talk.

The scene where Lina and Amelia are dressed in sailor senshi outfits, and have to sing a song to make a spell...Zelgadis is forced to sing the words first, and Lina and Amelia repeat.

The Koppii machine makes thousands of tiny Linas and thousands of tiny Gourries, and they fight. The Linas win, of course.
Linas: VICTORY!! YAAY!
Lina: All right, guys!
Gourry: T_T; you guys suck.

And a shitload more, but I don't want to make such a huge post, and I can't remember a lot of them offhand.

Excel Saga:

Illapalzzo: THE WORLD IS CORRUPT-
Excel: YAY! CORRUPT! ILLA ILLA ILLA ILLA PALLA PALLA PALLA-
Illapalazzo: *takes out gun**Shoots Excel*
Will of Macrocosm: *Brings Excel back to life*
Excel: THANKS, WILL!
Illpalazzo: *talks about domination of the city*
Excel: YAY! I will do anything for Illapalzzo! Through fire...water...if you want me to throw up, i'll throw up! As a member of Across..and a girl who fancies you...i'll do anything! AH! GIVE ME SOME LOVINGS, ILLPALLAZZO!
Illpalazzo: *Shoots rocket launcher at Excel*

Joey: The question is, Rachel, does he like you? ''Cuz if he doesn''t, then it''s all just a moo point.
Rachel: Huh...a...moo point?
Joey: Yeah. It''''s like a cow''s opinion. It doesn''t matter....It''s moo.
-Friends

"In learning you will teach and in teaching you will learn"
-Son of Man, Tarzan

"Why do we have to resort to nonviolence? Can’t we just kick their asses?"
-Leela, Futurama

~*Happily married to My Joe since 08/04/07*~

User avatar
KoiNoVash
SMU Freak
SMU Freak
Posts: 388
Joined: Wed Oct 15, 2003 7:38 pm
Location: East Tennessee State University
Contact:

Post by KoiNoVash » Tue Feb 03, 2004 12:30 am

Chobits episode 24 (I think note: may not be exact dialogue, but still funny):
Sumomo: Incoming phone call! ::runs around the room dancing, waking a very confused Kotoko:: I see there is no one around, taking message ::beep:: message recorded! ::dances::
Kotoko: All the persocoms here are strange...
Sumomo: Clap!
Kotoko: What?
Sumomo: Sumomo has done such a nice job, so she deserves praise.
Kotoko: eh?
Sumomo: ::takes Kotoko's face and gets very close:: c-l-a-p
Kotoko: o_o ::clap clap::
Sumomo: ^_^
http://usagicookies.livejournal.com (stalk me, you know you wanna)

User avatar
Dinozore
SMU Divine Fan
SMU Divine Fan
Posts: 586
Joined: Fri Oct 17, 2003 10:48 pm
Location: In the trees

Post by Dinozore » Tue Feb 03, 2004 12:54 am

Azumanga Daioh episode 22. It's got the wake-up knife, Kaorin and her camera, Chiyo trying to motivate everyone at the end, and my favorite scene so far, the scene where Kurosawa can't answer the problem and then Yukari starts speaking in English and some of the students start to worship her (she's big and glowing at this point), and then Kurosawa yells "She's not so great, she's an English teacher!" and then gets depressed. VERY funny scene when you see it, but I haven't seen it in a long time.

Then there's the swimsuit-removing crab robot from the fourth episode of Mahoromatic. For some reason, that thing is hilarious...
"Tell my tale to those who ask... tell it truthfully, the ill deeds along with the good, and let me be judged accordingly. The rest... is silence..." last words of Dinobot, "Code of Hero"
"Is that a poisonous elephant in your pocket or are you happy to see me?" ~another forum
"Monster! I''''m going to collide with you indefinitely as my limbs flail wildly about!" ~NPC, Dragon Warrior VII
"I bet you were thinking how hot it would be to see Tsunade with her gates wide open, inviting you..." ~DuneMan
"To use gaming terms, Tyrannosaurus Rex was a camper--- and he pwned his prey!" ~BaronVonAwesome
"I prefer to beat my opponents the old-fashioned way: brutally!" ~Dinobot

User avatar
Rainbow
ZOMFG 1337
ZOMFG 1337
Posts: 1310
Joined: Thu Oct 16, 2003 6:37 am
Location: Bug Valley
Contact:

Post by Rainbow » Tue Feb 03, 2004 4:54 am

The one I can think of right now is from Ranma 1/2. I don't remember what all was happening in the episode, but Ryoga and Kuno ended up fighting over who was going to take on Ranma next...
Ryoga: ORE DA!!
Kuno: BOKU DA!!
(repeats for a while)

That scene always cheers me up thinking about it...it's so ludicrous what they're fighting over!
http://rainbow774.tripod.com/

The Realm of the Dessert Senshi. My fanfic series that is set in Crystal Tokyo and includes foreign Senshi, fat Senshi, a Senshi in a wheelchair and a magical hyrax.

User avatar
crazydiamond
SMU Freak
SMU Freak
Posts: 323
Joined: Thu Oct 16, 2003 9:32 pm
Location: Roasty Kansas

Post by crazydiamond » Wed Feb 04, 2004 12:38 pm

From the first or second episode of Bakurestu Hunters, when Carrot eats the rock and then chokes. Also, the "closet pervert" line. Funny stuff, there.
A *lot* of stuff from YuYu Hakusho...lesee...Ah! The scene where Kurama very first does his Rose Whip and Kuwabara says "It smells girly. I don't know if I like it." And, perhaps one of my very favorite scenes is when Yusuke and Kuwabara show up late to the turnament, with the spirit beast on Yusuke's head.
Kuwabara: Sorry we're late guys, I had to brush my teeth!
Hiei: I'm sure the world is greatful for your minty fresh breath--*notices the spirit beast* what *is* that horrible appendage growing out of your head?
The delivery of the line was soo great, cuz it all flowed together. Both of those are from the dub, btw.
For millions of years, mankind lived just like the animals. Then, something happened which unleashed the powers of our imagination: we learned to talk- Stephen Hawking

User avatar
yoshmaster5
ZOMFG 1337
ZOMFG 1337
Posts: 1677
Joined: Wed Oct 15, 2003 10:10 pm
Location: Richland/Kalamazoo, MI, or Central Michigan University

Post by yoshmaster5 » Wed Feb 04, 2004 3:41 pm

Whenever Tyoshi or his dad snaps in Kodocha. LOL!
-Adam Picard-
Blake? oh, like a coffee break!!
Poet? What is that? Is it tasty? Is it a popular new snack? Usagi, Stars 179

James: For some reason I'm seeing you in a nurse's uniform...
Steve: Thank you Jeff, that will be all. ... He's not here, is he? Oh God I've internalized him...
-Coupling; The Freckle, the Key, and the Couple who weren't

'Who will tell us about this? Oh, no it is didnt know New Orleans was underwater guy.'
-Jon Stewart, The Daily Show

"Plus, Act now and you'll get the Mood of Dick Cheney! Including Rage, *RANH* Irritability, *RANH* and Mind-Blowing Orgasmic pleasure! *RAAAAANH* Order now!"
-The Daily Show, 8-22-06

Rindesayu
SMU Wannabe
SMU Wannabe
Posts: 70
Joined: Mon Oct 27, 2003 5:33 pm
Location: Winter Haven, Florida

Post by Rindesayu » Thu Feb 05, 2004 12:54 am

That scene in Episode 8 of Utena,where Utena(in Anthy's body)meets Saionji in the rose garden,approaching him with a girly run and a hilariously fake Anthy-voice(SAIONJI-SEMPAAIII!!!).She gives him the exchange diary she had written in the previous night,and he's SO enthusiastic about uncovering her "true feelings" for him...

...until he discovers that she had written nothing but 'DUMBASS'.
Last edited by Rindesayu on Thu Feb 05, 2004 5:12 pm, edited 2 times in total.

User avatar
Aya Reiko
SMU Divine Fan
SMU Divine Fan
Posts: 841
Joined: Fri Oct 17, 2003 1:49 am

Post by Aya Reiko » Thu Feb 05, 2004 2:11 am

H&HC: Tsubasa goes nuclear

AYA: Tina's special greeting (for women)
You seem like the kind of person who'll lie.
However... this sword doesn't lie.

User avatar
jupiter23
SMU Divine Fan
SMU Divine Fan
Posts: 811
Joined: Thu Jan 08, 2004 5:41 pm
Location: Southeast Louisiana

Post by jupiter23 » Thu Feb 05, 2004 2:53 pm

The first 1/3 of the Yu Yu Hakusho episode titled (the English version) "The Deadly Triad." (For those of you who have only seen the edited version on Cartoon Network, this is what really happened.)

[spoiler]Yusuke, Kuwabara, and Botan are trying to get past this female demon who is blocking their path in the mansion where Yukina is being held captive. Kuwabara doesn't want to fight her, because she is a girl. Yusuke does fight her because "she is a fighter and she's trying to get in our way." While Yusuke is fighting the demon, Kuwabara is screaming at Yusuke to stop fighting her. After Yusuke wins the fight, he reveals to Kuwabara and Botan how he "discovered" that the demon was actually a male. [/spoiler]

User avatar
DreamEmpress
SMU Divine Fan
SMU Divine Fan
Posts: 567
Joined: Thu Oct 16, 2003 11:52 pm
Location: Seattle, rain capitol of WA
Contact:

Post by DreamEmpress » Sat Feb 07, 2004 7:15 pm

I forget which episode this is, but it's in the beginning episodes of Magic Knight Rayearth.

Hikaru is saying that she misses Hikari. Umi goes up to her and elbows her, winking and asking if he's her boyfriend. Hikaru then yells happily that "NO! Hikari is my dog!" To which Umi then face falls.

gotta love Hikaru's love for animals.

User avatar
Cardcaptor Takato
ZOMFG 1337
ZOMFG 1337
Posts: 1149
Joined: Thu Oct 16, 2003 8:43 am
Location: Chattanooga, TN, USA.
Contact:

Post by Cardcaptor Takato » Sun Feb 08, 2004 4:58 pm

In the translation I've seen, it said it was her brother. Maybe Hikaru and her brother are incestous? ^^;;;;;; One of the few moments of Magic Knight Rayearth that I liked anime-wise are when Umi tries to get the spring of Eterna to fly to them.

Umi: Fly, fly, let's fly to the legendary spring of Eterna!
Hikaru: U-umi, I don't think you can just fly there...
Umi: Fly, fly, fly to us spring of Eterna!
"If we can''t comprehend the plan at hand, how could a higher plan make any more sense? I'd say you can only be a martyr if you know what you are dying for, and choose it"-Elphaba

"Those who made mistakes blame themselves and close their hearts. It's impossible to fix a mistake. Man can't return to the past. That's why we drink. Drunks, lushes, sliding alcohol down their throats to dilute the memories that can't be denied.-Vash The Stampede"

User avatar
DreamEmpress
SMU Divine Fan
SMU Divine Fan
Posts: 567
Joined: Thu Oct 16, 2003 11:52 pm
Location: Seattle, rain capitol of WA
Contact:

Post by DreamEmpress » Sun Feb 08, 2004 6:52 pm

That's odd, in both the sub and manga, it's always been stated that Hikari is her dog. That scares me that it's being translated as her brother.

another good one was when Clef was feeling on Hikaru's skirt and Umi started calling him a pervert. Clef kept telling her that he was checking their armor and that the clothes they were wearing wasn't going to be strong enough to protect them.

User avatar
Cardcaptor Takato
ZOMFG 1337
ZOMFG 1337
Posts: 1149
Joined: Thu Oct 16, 2003 8:43 am
Location: Chattanooga, TN, USA.
Contact:

Post by Cardcaptor Takato » Mon Feb 09, 2004 9:26 am

No, no, I meant that when Umi asks Hikaru if Hikari is her boyfriend, the subtitled version I've seen has her ask if Hikari is her brother.
"If we can''t comprehend the plan at hand, how could a higher plan make any more sense? I'd say you can only be a martyr if you know what you are dying for, and choose it"-Elphaba

"Those who made mistakes blame themselves and close their hearts. It's impossible to fix a mistake. Man can't return to the past. That's why we drink. Drunks, lushes, sliding alcohol down their throats to dilute the memories that can't be denied.-Vash The Stampede"

User avatar
DreamEmpress
SMU Divine Fan
SMU Divine Fan
Posts: 567
Joined: Thu Oct 16, 2003 11:52 pm
Location: Seattle, rain capitol of WA
Contact:

Post by DreamEmpress » Mon Feb 09, 2004 6:40 pm

Ohhhhh! Your right. I thought you meant the other way around. I forgot that it was brother and not boyfriend. My mistake.

*slaps myself with the off topic stick* Back to you, people.

User avatar
Miyamoto
SMU Fan
SMU Fan
Posts: 283
Joined: Mon Oct 20, 2003 3:06 pm
Location: The Northeast, way south of Maine

Post by Miyamoto » Tue Feb 24, 2004 10:24 am

Supah Mario ownz j00 f00!!

http://we.is-a-geek.org/~ShiggyMiyamoto ... maller.jpg

If you''d like to send me a message please use [email protected]. Thnx.

Recent Funny Xbox Chat:

<aznwaterboy> how did xbox kill a cat
<SMiyamoto> LOL
<Raxc> XBox fell on the cat''s back.

Locked