Since the one in the SM forum seems to be doing so well, here's another one. You can put any lines that you thought were funny (intentionally or unintentionally, or just because they were bad) or lines you particularly liked.
^_~ I'll do some later.
Dub lines
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Dub lines
"Tell my tale to those who ask... tell it truthfully, the ill deeds along with the good, and let me be judged accordingly. The rest... is silence..." last words of Dinobot, "Code of Hero"
"Is that a poisonous elephant in your pocket or are you happy to see me?" ~another forum
"Monster! I''''m going to collide with you indefinitely as my limbs flail wildly about!" ~NPC, Dragon Warrior VII
"I bet you were thinking how hot it would be to see Tsunade with her gates wide open, inviting you..." ~DuneMan
"To use gaming terms, Tyrannosaurus Rex was a camper--- and he pwned his prey!" ~BaronVonAwesome
"I prefer to beat my opponents the old-fashioned way: brutally!" ~Dinobot
"Is that a poisonous elephant in your pocket or are you happy to see me?" ~another forum
"Monster! I''''m going to collide with you indefinitely as my limbs flail wildly about!" ~NPC, Dragon Warrior VII
"I bet you were thinking how hot it would be to see Tsunade with her gates wide open, inviting you..." ~DuneMan
"To use gaming terms, Tyrannosaurus Rex was a camper--- and he pwned his prey!" ~BaronVonAwesome
"I prefer to beat my opponents the old-fashioned way: brutally!" ~Dinobot
"And I'm the Night Manager at the Hotel De'Frag. Why looky there.. It's CHECK OUT TIME!!" *imagines himself taking a swing at the Dream Dolly and knocking it's block off* 
From the Superman ep. "The Main Man, Pt 1".
From the Superman ep. "The Main Man, Pt 1".
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"Oh yeah. Someone is definitely tired of breathing." ("The Main Man", Part 1)
I'm writing this Sailor Moon/Green Lantern crossover AU fic called "Emerald Sunrise". It's a hybrid of Action/Adventure, Sci-Fi, Romance, and Comedy. It's about Ami (Sailor Mercury) getting a new boyfriend who just happens to be a member of The Green Lantern Corps. I'm also throwing in some other characters from other animes and some old Hanna-Barbera cartoons from the late '60's early '70's. I'm also illustrating it as well.
Wish me luck. I'm gonna need it.
"Dead Man Walking!!!!!!!"
I'm writing this Sailor Moon/Green Lantern crossover AU fic called "Emerald Sunrise". It's a hybrid of Action/Adventure, Sci-Fi, Romance, and Comedy. It's about Ami (Sailor Mercury) getting a new boyfriend who just happens to be a member of The Green Lantern Corps. I'm also throwing in some other characters from other animes and some old Hanna-Barbera cartoons from the late '60's early '70's. I'm also illustrating it as well.
Wish me luck. I'm gonna need it. "Dead Man Walking!!!!!!!"
PLEASE do not include sailor moon quotes. This is for OTHER anime, hence the reason it's in the "other anime" section. Please edit your post.Parallax wrote:"I'm your Dream Dolly". I thought "And I'm the Night Manager at the Hotel De'Frag. Why looky there.. It's CHECK OUT TIME!!" *imagines himself taking a swing at the Dream Dolly and knocking it's block off*
Joey: The question is, Rachel, does he like you? ''Cuz if he doesn''t, then it''s all just a moo point.
Rachel: Huh...a...moo point?
Joey: Yeah. It''''s like a cow''s opinion. It doesn''t matter....It''s moo.
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"In learning you will teach and in teaching you will learn"
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"Why do we have to resort to nonviolence? Can’t we just kick their asses?"
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"Having these balls makes me feel something like joy, I think. I want to caress them." - Frieza (Dragonball Z), as he observes the Namekian dragonballs.
And this aired AS IS on Cartoon Network one fine afternoon o_O;
And this aired AS IS on Cartoon Network one fine afternoon o_O;
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"Conquest is made from the ashes of one’s enemies" - Starscream
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Judge: "Yes. What? You say if I testify I’ll be killed? Oh. It’s for you." (hands the phone to Fry)
Roberto: (On the phone) "And the other hamburger will also be made of your lungs. So long, pal."
Fry: "I refuse to testify on the grounds that my organs will be chopped up into a patty."
Judge: "Ah, the 67th Amendment."
Futurama, Insane in the Mainframe
Leela’s (former) boss: "Oh my various gods!"
Futurama, How Hermes Requisitioned his Groove Back
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My Livejournal.
Judge: "Yes. What? You say if I testify I’ll be killed? Oh. It’s for you." (hands the phone to Fry)
Roberto: (On the phone) "And the other hamburger will also be made of your lungs. So long, pal."
Fry: "I refuse to testify on the grounds that my organs will be chopped up into a patty."
Judge: "Ah, the 67th Amendment."
Futurama, Insane in the Mainframe
Leela’s (former) boss: "Oh my various gods!"
Futurama, How Hermes Requisitioned his Groove Back
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Oh my god. I just cracked up so damn hard when I read this. LMFAO that's so horrid and hilarious all at the same time.Starscream wrote:"Having these balls makes me feel something like joy, I think. I want to caress them." - Frieza (Dragonball Z), as he observes the Namekian dragonballs.
And this aired AS IS on Cartoon Network one fine afternoon o_O;
Joey: The question is, Rachel, does he like you? ''Cuz if he doesn''t, then it''s all just a moo point.
Rachel: Huh...a...moo point?
Joey: Yeah. It''''s like a cow''s opinion. It doesn''t matter....It''s moo.
-Friends
"In learning you will teach and in teaching you will learn"
-Son of Man, Tarzan
"Why do we have to resort to nonviolence? Can’t we just kick their asses?"
-Leela, Futurama
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"Why would we want to listen to some lunatic from the Deep South?"
-Umi, from the MKR dub (I think I may have the quote wrong, but at any rate, Umi's commenting on dub Caldina having a Southern accent, which I thought was funny for reasons I mentioned on the MKR topic.)
-Umi, from the MKR dub (I think I may have the quote wrong, but at any rate, Umi's commenting on dub Caldina having a Southern accent, which I thought was funny for reasons I mentioned on the MKR topic.)
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Oh, I can't believe I didn't think of this the first time I read this thread. >< There's a bunch of hiliarous lines in the Digimon dub. Here's a few.
Mimi:Do you guys remember those telephone booths at the beach?
Joe: Yeah, why?
Mimi: Oh, no reason. I just wanted to know if anyoen remembered them.
Tv announcer guy in the dub Digimon movie: If you're telephone is dead, please call your phone company.
Takato's mother: Here, try a free sample. They're only $2.
Mimi:Do you guys remember those telephone booths at the beach?
Joe: Yeah, why?
Mimi: Oh, no reason. I just wanted to know if anyoen remembered them.
Tv announcer guy in the dub Digimon movie: If you're telephone is dead, please call your phone company.
Takato's mother: Here, try a free sample. They're only $2.
Kirby (Dub)
51: Scare Tactics Part 2
Tuff (Bun) is running to get help for his sister when Mety's glowing eyes startle him.
Tuff: AAAAAHHHHHH! A MOOOOOOONSSSSSTEEEEEEEERRRRR!
Meta Knight: *REALLY annoyed voice* What is the matter with you?!
47: Cartoon Buffoon
Meta Knight: It is FIRE DDD, our hero! I would never say that!
36: Escar-gone
Tiff (Fuma): I think that guy's lost a few of his marbles!
Meta Knight: Maybe so...
6 Un-Reality TV
Tiff: Not you too, Meta Knight!
Meta Knight: *evil chuckle* The king may be a diabolical dictator, but you've got to admit, he's got some funny shtick.
Meta Knight said shtick! He honestly said shtick! My century year old warrior said shtick!
9 The Fofa Factor
Lady Like (Lady Memu): Do your math!
Tuff: Who needs to know math?
Lady Like: You do! When I subtracts your allowance! (Yes...she DID say subtractS)
Later...
Lady Like: Too much thinking is bad for your brain!
Tuff: Does this mean I don't have to do my math homework?
Lady Like: Of course not darling!
18 Dedede's Snow Job
Let me just say that this episode title is absolutley HILARIOUS if you think about it in the right light.
Meta Knight: This must be part of DDD's...snow job.
Throw the funny title, a mysterious character, and a spanish accent together and you've got one funny scene!
22 Ninja Binge
Tiff: What IS on that scroll?
Ninja Who Is Nameless In Dub (Benikage): It's my report card from Ninja school!
(So there's a school now eh?)
From the episode synopses from ivynajspyder.com:
Anyway, it's time for goodbyes! Benikage tells Tiff-tachi that thanks to Kirby's inspiring performance, he's going to go back to ninja school and try again. He makes one of those smoke-ball dramatic exits, only to wind up floundering in the river. Haha, and the dubbers made him say that he's taking swimming lessons too, isn't that GREAT?! *twitch* Star-shaped fade-out (ninja star, that is), and we're spent!
Wow...that was...long...I'll shut up now...
51: Scare Tactics Part 2
Tuff (Bun) is running to get help for his sister when Mety's glowing eyes startle him.
Tuff: AAAAAHHHHHH! A MOOOOOOONSSSSSTEEEEEEEERRRRR!
Meta Knight: *REALLY annoyed voice* What is the matter with you?!
47: Cartoon Buffoon
Meta Knight: It is FIRE DDD, our hero! I would never say that!
36: Escar-gone
Tiff (Fuma): I think that guy's lost a few of his marbles!
Meta Knight: Maybe so...
6 Un-Reality TV
Tiff: Not you too, Meta Knight!
Meta Knight: *evil chuckle* The king may be a diabolical dictator, but you've got to admit, he's got some funny shtick.
Meta Knight said shtick! He honestly said shtick! My century year old warrior said shtick!
9 The Fofa Factor
Lady Like (Lady Memu): Do your math!
Tuff: Who needs to know math?
Lady Like: You do! When I subtracts your allowance! (Yes...she DID say subtractS)
Later...
Lady Like: Too much thinking is bad for your brain!
Tuff: Does this mean I don't have to do my math homework?
Lady Like: Of course not darling!
18 Dedede's Snow Job
Let me just say that this episode title is absolutley HILARIOUS if you think about it in the right light.
Meta Knight: This must be part of DDD's...snow job.
Throw the funny title, a mysterious character, and a spanish accent together and you've got one funny scene!
22 Ninja Binge
Tiff: What IS on that scroll?
Ninja Who Is Nameless In Dub (Benikage): It's my report card from Ninja school!
(So there's a school now eh?)
From the episode synopses from ivynajspyder.com:
Anyway, it's time for goodbyes! Benikage tells Tiff-tachi that thanks to Kirby's inspiring performance, he's going to go back to ninja school and try again. He makes one of those smoke-ball dramatic exits, only to wind up floundering in the river. Haha, and the dubbers made him say that he's taking swimming lessons too, isn't that GREAT?! *twitch* Star-shaped fade-out (ninja star, that is), and we're spent!
Wow...that was...long...I'll shut up now...
Me: This is coming from the kid who doesn't know what Viagra is!
Ko: It's cold medicine, right?
Our Group: NO!!!
Me: Can I just say?
Dylan: Sure, it's no weirder than what normally comes out of your mouth.
Me: (says what)
Ko: .....What's that?
Me: ......*starts crying*
Carley: STEVE! STEVE GET OVER HERE AND TELL KO WHAT VIAGRA DOES!
Steve: See, it's like this: The bridge goes up and the soldiers rush out....
Tiff: Aww, you killed someone for me. That's so sweet in a f***ed up sort of way!
That quote is exceptionally wrong if you think about it.Kunzite wrote:From the exceptionally crappy YGO! dub:
Marik: Taste my rod, Yugi!
Me: This is coming from the kid who doesn't know what Viagra is!
Ko: It's cold medicine, right?
Our Group: NO!!!
Me: Can I just say?
Dylan: Sure, it's no weirder than what normally comes out of your mouth.
Me: (says what)
Ko: .....What's that?
Me: ......*starts crying*
Carley: STEVE! STEVE GET OVER HERE AND TELL KO WHAT VIAGRA DOES!
Steve: See, it's like this: The bridge goes up and the soldiers rush out....
Tiff: Aww, you killed someone for me. That's so sweet in a f***ed up sort of way!
That's just..so..very...wrong..can't...mental..image..taking..over..AHHGGGGGGHH *TEARS OUT EYES*Kunzite wrote:From the exceptionally crappy YGO! dub:
Marik: Taste my rod, Yugi!
Joey: The question is, Rachel, does he like you? ''Cuz if he doesn''t, then it''s all just a moo point.
Rachel: Huh...a...moo point?
Joey: Yeah. It''''s like a cow''s opinion. It doesn''t matter....It''s moo.
-Friends
"In learning you will teach and in teaching you will learn"
-Son of Man, Tarzan
"Why do we have to resort to nonviolence? Can’t we just kick their asses?"
-Leela, Futurama
~*Happily married to My Joe since 08/04/07*~
Yugi-Oh dub
When Seta's in his house/whatever and the guy come brusting in thought the door
Guy: Seta Kiba you comeing wiht us * hold up finger adn thumb in shap of gun.
Seta: Never * goes out window*
( it went something like that anyway) I know oraganil there was gun's but that whole bit is funny what are they going to do if he don't come poke him??
And about that last YUGI-Oh line the image that comes to mind is just no, no, no, no, no. 4kids keeping the yaoi fan's happy
When Seta's in his house/whatever and the guy come brusting in thought the door
Guy: Seta Kiba you comeing wiht us * hold up finger adn thumb in shap of gun.
Seta: Never * goes out window*
( it went something like that anyway) I know oraganil there was gun's but that whole bit is funny what are they going to do if he don't come poke him??
And about that last YUGI-Oh line the image that comes to mind is just no, no, no, no, no. 4kids keeping the yaoi fan's happy
The Doctor: What''''s the use of a good quotation if you can''''t change it?
[referring back to Ace''''s earlier, rather transparent denial of packing Nitro-9]
The Seventh Doctor: Ace, give me some of that Nitro-9 you''''re not carrying.
The Seventh Doctor: [the Doctor is knelt coughing on the ground having blown up a Dalek with some nitro-9 explosive. The fuse had a shorter time on it than Ace told him] Ace! You said ten seconds.
Ace: Nobody''''s perfect Professor
"He seriously looks like a hot chocolate pimp"- peachvampiress on Johnny Depp in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
Helping mate find her way out of college wiht other mate due to the fact she didn't have contact len's in
"He was cute"
"That was a women"
"Really?"
"Yes"
[referring back to Ace''''s earlier, rather transparent denial of packing Nitro-9]
The Seventh Doctor: Ace, give me some of that Nitro-9 you''''re not carrying.
The Seventh Doctor: [the Doctor is knelt coughing on the ground having blown up a Dalek with some nitro-9 explosive. The fuse had a shorter time on it than Ace told him] Ace! You said ten seconds.
Ace: Nobody''''s perfect Professor
"He seriously looks like a hot chocolate pimp"- peachvampiress on Johnny Depp in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
Helping mate find her way out of college wiht other mate due to the fact she didn't have contact len's in
"He was cute"
"That was a women"
"Really?"
"Yes"
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Kunzite wrote:From the exceptionally crappy YGO! dub:
Marik: Taste my rod, Yugi!
dear... god... 4krap... idiots... *runs to bathroom and throws up*-Adam Picard-
Blake? oh, like a coffee break!!
Poet? What is that? Is it tasty? Is it a popular new snack? Usagi, Stars 179
James: For some reason I'm seeing you in a nurse's uniform...
Steve: Thank you Jeff, that will be all. ... He's not here, is he? Oh God I've internalized him...
-Coupling; The Freckle, the Key, and the Couple who weren't
'Who will tell us about this? Oh, no it is didnt know New Orleans was underwater guy.'
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-The Daily Show, 8-22-06
Blake? oh, like a coffee break!!
Poet? What is that? Is it tasty? Is it a popular new snack? Usagi, Stars 179
James: For some reason I'm seeing you in a nurse's uniform...
Steve: Thank you Jeff, that will be all. ... He's not here, is he? Oh God I've internalized him...
-Coupling; The Freckle, the Key, and the Couple who weren't
'Who will tell us about this? Oh, no it is didnt know New Orleans was underwater guy.'
-Jon Stewart, The Daily Show
"Plus, Act now and you'll get the Mood of Dick Cheney! Including Rage, *RANH* Irritability, *RANH* and Mind-Blowing Orgasmic pleasure! *RAAAAANH* Order now!"
-The Daily Show, 8-22-06
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Those Who Hunt Elves
"I'm an actress what the hell can I do?"-Arie
"AH! I heard that you stupid son of a bitch!"-Celcia
Steel Angel Kurumi
"And believe you me, I can't wait to pay you back! You stupid dyke!"-Karika
"Look you stupid bitch quit fucking with me!"- Karika
"Move your ass! We can't let that little harlot kiss my baby!"
Animation Runner Kuromi
Kuromi: "IT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH YOU HAVE TO DO BETTER!"
Fat guy: "No don't do! BAD JUDGE! BAD JUDGE!"
The Big O
"Where's my kitty? Oh give me back my baby! Poor old Louise, all she could do was beg..."- Eugene
I can just go on, and on.... @@
"I'm an actress what the hell can I do?"-Arie
"AH! I heard that you stupid son of a bitch!"-Celcia
Steel Angel Kurumi
"And believe you me, I can't wait to pay you back! You stupid dyke!"-Karika
"Look you stupid bitch quit fucking with me!"- Karika
"Move your ass! We can't let that little harlot kiss my baby!"
Animation Runner Kuromi
Kuromi: "IT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH YOU HAVE TO DO BETTER!"
Fat guy: "No don't do! BAD JUDGE! BAD JUDGE!"
The Big O
"Where's my kitty? Oh give me back my baby! Poor old Louise, all she could do was beg..."- Eugene
I can just go on, and on.... @@
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I find it VERY hard to believe that these lines were in the dub. Please make sure you read the topic right.Umino wrote:Those Who Hunt Elves
"I'm an actress what the hell can I do?"-Arie
"AH! I heard that you stupid son of a bitch!"-Celcia
Steel Angel Kurumi
"And believe you me, I can't wait to pay you back! You stupid dyke!"-Karika
"Look you stupid bitch quit fucking with me!"- Karika
"Miss your ass! We can't let that little harlot kiss my baby!"
Joey: The question is, Rachel, does he like you? ''Cuz if he doesn''t, then it''s all just a moo point.
Rachel: Huh...a...moo point?
Joey: Yeah. It''''s like a cow''s opinion. It doesn''t matter....It''s moo.
-Friends
"In learning you will teach and in teaching you will learn"
-Son of Man, Tarzan
"Why do we have to resort to nonviolence? Can’t we just kick their asses?"
-Leela, Futurama
~*Happily married to My Joe since 08/04/07*~