Everything I need to know, I learned from Anime and Manga...

NameGoesHere · Post by **NameGoesHere** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 5:41 am

- Dog, cat, fox, or bunny ears are a completely normal psychical attribute on Japanese teenagers.

- If you turn and flip your hair the right way, sparkles and a watercolor background will appear. This effect is the key to love at first sight.

- All attractive senpai are followed by people who throw flower petals and sing theme songs.

- When ever you hear a soft music box melody, you are required to confess your love for someone. If no one else if present, you must think of something tragic.

- No matter how many times you are burned, bloodied or thrown into the mud, your outfit will not get dirty while fighting the monster of the day. However, the same treatment from a main villain will inevitably tear your clothes right off.

- The better you are at singing a sad song, the better you'll be at kicking the bad guys ass. On the same note; the more shiny stuff floating around your body while singing, the better you sound.

- The bigger your eyes are, the more likely you are to survive without a scratch. If you do get a scratch, all time will stop and everyone will ask if you're alright.

- No matter how much of your clothing is ripped, there will always be a piece of fabric left to cover the naughty bits. Unless your hair is long enough to cover it.

- Cute schoolgirls are capable of causing earthquakes merely by crying or yelling angrily. Incidentally, these earthquakes cause no damage to any structure, but they will give everyone within a five mile radius swirly eyes.

- Flamboyant armor will never hinder you movement, regardless of how heavy or awkward it looks. Furthermore, you armor will become more ostentatious as you get better at fighting.

- If a cute guy carries a girl, she is required to think of how nice he smells, even though he has been fighting monsters for days on end without bathing.

- The number of people in love with you is directly proportionate to the level of your boyfriend's/girlfriend's capability for jealousy.

- All girls are capable of throwing objects as large as cars at their love interests, but cannot repeat the process against the sinister perverts who are trying to kidnap them.

Luna1986 · Post by **Luna1986** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 7:42 pm

-To make calls to distant planets one needs only to attach a small circular device onto the reciever.

-If you're looking for love or just beautiful, busty ladies join your local Tactical Tranining Squadron.

-Be careful who you beat in martial arts competitions in China.

-All Chinese really do speak broken English, esp. tour guides of ancient cursed springs.

Sailorasteroid · Post by **Sailorasteroid** » Sat Aug 19, 2006 1:32 pm

More things I've learned:

Everyone has the same fingerprint: a single spiral, winding twice, that takes up half the finger.

In schools, students are assigned 24/7 to stand outside PE equipment sheds. If you go in and leave the door open for a split second, they will lock you in.

Rin · Post by **Rin** » Sun Aug 20, 2006 2:01 pm

-Everyone wants to conqure Japan.

-The less clothing a female character wears, the more protection she gets. Bikini's render the wearer invulnerable.

-Size DD bra is actually quite small

-The nerdy guys will always get the hottest babes

-All smart people are shy, quiet, and wear glasses.

-Everything looks cooler with a samurai helmet

-The entire world can be saved with just a simple song or emotion.

-Large breasts will never cause a problem or discomfort for athletes or fighters

-All old men are perverts

-Anyone over retirement age is only 4ft tall or less

-People sweat heavily when someone says or does something strange

-Men will pass up a hot mysterious girl for a whiney, gluttonous, average looking girl.

-Boys regularilary peek into the girl's locker room no matter how many times they get beat up.