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Made Up Act Names for PGSM

Post by sailormelvin » Tue Jun 15, 2004 3:49 pm

I diddn't really know where to put this :oops: but I've made up some Act names for the various PGSM Episodes. I wanted to see what you guys thought and give everyone the oppurtunity to make their own! It's fun so everyone enjoy.

Act 1: I was Raped by plushie!!! Usagi tells all!
Act 2: Realization I'm a loser! Ami the girl with no friends.
Act 3: I HATE KARAOKE!!!! Rei won't work with the team!
Act 4: Crazy Bears and a Tuxedo Freak! Floating in Bubbles is Fun!
Act 5: Ami-chan the Slut! I'll make freinds even if I die!
Act 6: Fabulous Ghetto Diva Fubu Moon! Awakening of the Fangirl senshi.
Act 7: Turtle Kids need to get a life! Mamoru the perv watches a transformation!
Act 8: Kidnapped by Papa! Rei's daring food cart escape!
Act 9:Tuxedo the Fugitive! The Blind old guy's crystal.
Act 10: My mom lives on the moon! Dellusions of a crazy girl.
Act 11: The Memoirs of a gay manager! Usagi a crazy Stalker!
Act 12: Multiple Personality Disorder! Minako's Dirty Secrets!
Act 13: My name means nothing! Usagi Desires to revive a shinntoeu.
Act 14: So what if I'm turning Youma! I need to PARTAAAY!
Act 15: A Crazy date set by Naru! Usagi wants some jewels!
Act 16: Naru Hates Ami! Kunzite's wacky energy farm!
Act 17: Sexy Princess Transformation! Let's posion a dog with candy.
Act 18: Hina the Bitch Arrives! The 5 Senshi gather for an orgy.
Act 19: Hikari wants some booty! Makoto begins a wierd obbsesion.
Act 20: Usagi needs to play! A sexy walk in the park.
Act 21: The Birth of a bitch! Darkury's Sexy finger of death!
Act 22: Why wouldn't you take my mittens? Usagi goes beast mode!
Act 23: Rei Lip-sync Power!!! Mars' new helicopter attack!
Act 24: Let me see your face Damn it! Usagi had the hots for the same guy!
Act 25: I Knew you were gettin some on the side! Hina dumps the Man Hoe!
Act 26: Shake on Tambourine girl! Mamoru runs while he still can.
Act 27: Reveal your self dumb ass! The ADHD Senshi Sailor Luna.
Act 28: I'll spank you all day! A secret forest encounter.
Act 29: I hate that Bitch Mio! Queen's Volleyball match.
Act 30: I'll make them hate you even more! Minako kicks ass!
Act 31: Motoki calls the suicide hotline! Makoto's a heartbreakin hussie.
Act 32: Attack of the TV hosts with bad teeth! I'll clean up pee just to get some from Mamo-chan.
Act 33: Let's Sneak out! Ami and Rei bitch just cause they get caught.
Act 34: Rei-chan the Naughty Teacher will teach you... How to make up with dad!
Act 35: The gay one and the girl with somethin up her ass team up! We'll ruin your lives but hey the worlds gonna be ok.
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Post by Tempest » Tue Jun 15, 2004 7:52 pm

I watched up to 30, but I don't understand the foundation for some of these made up titles ^^;;; Some have little or nothing to do with the episode from what I remember.
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Post by sailormelvin » Tue Jun 15, 2004 8:39 pm

Yea I got most of the Ideas from details. I probably should have put a disclaimer up somewhere saying these are not meant to be actually used as Act titles :lol: It was just for fun so anyway does anybody else have comments or act titles of their own?
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Post by Sailorasteroid » Tue Jun 15, 2004 9:14 pm

I thought those were funny, the way they parodied the "Imperative sentence! Vague non-sequitur that just sounds cool" style of the anime titles.

Of course, if PGSM were dubbed, they'd have titles like:

5: Test of Friendship
23: Song for Love
30: Concert of Doom

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Post by Starscream » Tue Jun 15, 2004 9:48 pm

While the two-sentence parody was cute, I wasn't a fan of the unnecessary raunchiness of some of the titles ("I was Raped by plushie!!!" "Ami-chan the Slut!" "The Memoirs of a gay manager!" "Hina the Bitch Arrives! The 5 Senshi gather for an orgy", for example).
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Post by RoastedTwinkies » Tue Jun 15, 2004 11:48 pm

Starscream wrote:While the two-sentence parody was cute, I wasn't a fan of the unnecessary raunchiness of some of the titles ("I was Raped by plushie!!!" "Ami-chan the Slut!" "The Memoirs of a gay manager!" "Hina the Bitch Arrives! The 5 Senshi gather for an orgy", for example).
I'd have to agree with Starscream. I really didn't like those inappropriate titles either.
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Post by sailormelvin » Wed Jun 16, 2004 9:21 am

Sorry, Sorry! I was trying to be funny but I guess I took it one step to far but the overall concept I had in my head was Jerry Springeres titles so that was the reason for some of the more lewd ones.
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