Everything I Need to Know, I Learned from Sailor Moon...

Rainbow · Post by **Rainbow** » Wed May 19, 2004 5:37 am

I've never read/seen Sailor Moon Stupid, and I didn't expect to see fanworks used here. But...here's one from a fanfic:

-That you can only be loved by others if you love yourself.
(That's from Janelle Jiminez's Sailormoon Millennia Trilogy, it's based off of something Minako says to her self-hating daughter)

Tiff, Dan, Bob, I'm sorry if fan-based entries are off-limits, and I apologize ahead of time if this post broke any rules.

Starscream · Post by **Starscream** » Wed May 19, 2004 9:10 am

I think I speak for the admins and Tempest when I say we should limit this thread to "canon", that is, the cartoon, comic, and live-action show only. While the fan entries can be funny, a lot of people here are not readers of fanfiction, and so the references would go over our heads. No need to edit the older posts, though; let's just stick with what everyone knows :)

ParaKiss_Groupie · Post by **ParaKiss_Groupie** » Wed May 19, 2004 11:05 am

The ones from SM Stupid were posted to be funny, as are all the entries in this topic. This is not a serious discussion, Rainbow. Stop taking everything to be. And another thing, once again, please stop hinting at your fanfics in your posts. You did it with your fandub until you were reprimanded repeatedly, and now you do it with your fics. As Starscream said, let's just omit the fan works since it's unclear as to what is a joke and what is not.

crazydiamond · Post by **crazydiamond** » Wed May 19, 2004 11:24 am

Off topic, but Para, I don't think rainbow was talking about *her* fics. She says it's from *a* fic, then gives credit.

On topic:
-if you're a badguy, studying human sarcasm is required.
-When in doubt, poison their lemonade
Yeah, they're lame, but I can't think of any good ones. I've been trying.

(edit for spelling)

Rainbow · Post by **Rainbow** » Wed May 19, 2004 11:25 am

I wasn't BEING serious. I was playing along. That reference I did from Janelle's story may or may not be a good lesson to learn.

Here are some silly ones:
-There are no kings with real power. Even Prince Diamond was merely a prince, not a king. Queens rule, and the universe is a matriarchy. Kings are just there to mess with the heads of their past selves and to help the Queens create princesses.

-Teenagers can live in an apartment and support themselves just fine.

-Princesses strive for teamwork while their soldiers want to still separate and argue about things.

DreamEmpress · Post by **DreamEmpress** » Wed May 19, 2004 5:56 pm

ParaKiss_Groupie and Starscream: Thank you very very much. I was starting to worry that things would get too out there. Especially when this was meant for fun.

Thank you once again.

Back on topic:

-parents can still refuse to let you have pets even after they are dead.
-no matter how much he's uncomfortable, he'll still take you to the doll show.
-signs make great kleenex.
-if a younger woman is hitting on your grandpa, it must be the enemy!
-unshaven guitarists who sleep on your doorstep are from very rich families.

yoshmaster5 · Post by **yoshmaster5** » Wed May 19, 2004 7:53 pm

-all Shinto priests are perverts

-all busses that dissapper go into alternate dimensions

Rainbow · Post by **Rainbow** » Wed May 19, 2004 7:57 pm

DreamEmpress wrote: -signs make great kleenex.

Good one!

Another Mimette-based one:
-If you're a celebrity, and a girl with golden curly hair and glasses approaches you, run for your life!

-Believe in love or your nanorobots will eat your body.

-Sleeping and eating are subjects in school.

-You can pop onto a cooking show uninvited, blow up the cake, and still not be thrown off the show.

peachvampiress · Post by **peachvampiress** » Wed May 19, 2004 8:13 pm

-Giant energy sucking trees aren't all bad.
-No matter how many times your silver crystal breaks, someone will always bring you back to life.
-Strawberry Poptarts CAN make a difference.

Sailorasteroid · Post by **Sailorasteroid** » Wed May 19, 2004 8:54 pm

-You can have six people in a group called Witches 5.
-Shinto temples are a great place to meet girls, even if you're a 2 ft tall old man.
-If you have a close friend, engage in pro wrestling with them.
-If you're assigned to guard the door of time on pain of death if you leave, you can still take some time off if you think it's important.
-An attack based on tossing leaves at your opponent is more powerful than one that involves shooting lighting in the form of a dragon at him.
-If you work hard and live a good life, you'll have your heart ripped out or your dreams peered into or you'll turn into an evil sailor senshi.

yoshmaster5 · Post by **yoshmaster5** » Wed May 19, 2004 9:58 pm

- all flowers are evil-energy sucking things

- Talking Cats are common

- If you get a brooch from a cat, then you can say something and transform into a superhero with kickass powers

- flaming sniper rifles are actually bow & arrows

- Mirrors are deadly and do more damage than a energy ball

- Never let something in your eye, or you will be obsessed with mirriors

- if your mirror breaks, you die a miserable death

- many boy band members are actually girls

- a rose is more deadly than a staff.

- a fire dragon is weaker than symbols shot out of your hands

- beams are no match for a chain

DreamEmpress · Post by **DreamEmpress** » Wed May 19, 2004 10:37 pm

-When visiting your past self, do it in child form.
-animals can fall in love with people.
-Nuns are strict dance coaches.
-before going off to battle, remember to kiss your true love goodbye.
-If he's popular and plays a flute, you might not want to get involved.
-If his "sister" is acting jealous and psycho, you still might not want to get involved.
-Any older guy who hits on you is the enemy.
-Just because he's teasing you doesn't mean he hates you.
-wanna meet your soul mate? just toss your test paper or shoe behind you....he'll likely get smacked with it.
-eating potatoes will help you awaken your powers.

Anthy · Post by **Anthy** » Thu Jun 03, 2004 2:28 pm

-If you're a Taurus, you will never, ever, ever, ever have magical powers.

peachvampiress · Post by **peachvampiress** » Thu Jun 03, 2004 5:31 pm

-Whether it be a henshin sequence or an attack, no matter how many times you spin, or how fast you go, you will never be dizzy and will be able to hit your target perfectly.

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Fri Jun 04, 2004 10:43 am

Anthy wrote:-If you're a Taurus, you will never, ever, ever, ever have magical powers.

LMFAO. That cracked me up

Anyway...
-Daimons can be made easily in the microwave.
-If you meet a talking cat with a crescent moon, she's actually a human with blue hair.

DreamEmpress · Post by **DreamEmpress** » Fri Jun 11, 2004 6:36 pm

-If you meet a talking cat with a crescent moon, she's actually a human with blue hair.

that's a good one, Artemis. here's something that goes along with it...
-she'll have a huge appetite and wear loud clothing.

Sailorasteroid · Post by **Sailorasteroid** » Fri Jun 11, 2004 6:54 pm

DreamEmpress wrote:
-If you meet a talking cat with a crescent moon, she's actually a human with blue hair.
that's a good one, Artemis. here's something that goes along with it...
-she'll have a huge appetite and wear loud clothing.

And a tail, which no one will notice.

Cardcaptor Takato · Post by **Cardcaptor Takato** » Sat Jun 12, 2004 7:41 am

-No matter how many times your decisions are wrong, you'll still be the best in the entire universe at predicting the future.
-No matter what happens to you, it doesn't matter as long as your daughter from the future survives, even though your daughter from the future's survival depends on your survival.

Akarui Kibuno · Post by **Akarui Kibuno** » Sat Jun 12, 2004 8:32 am

- No matter what they you think in the beginning, the writers of a show can keep you glued to it. Obvious cheesyness in the first PGSM ep ? Ep 35 and I'm glued to the comp each week the series come! (I thought I was bound to hate PGSM when I saw the first ep).

DreamEmpress · Post by **DreamEmpress** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 3:38 am

Man, it's been a while since we last saw this list. I've thought of a few more...

-If you can't get a ticket to the movie premire of your favorite band, don't fret, the enemy will make sure you do.
-your friends can fool your mom if they have your hair style.
-Even if you find out the hero's identity, your boss will still kill you.
-Smart geeky guys can still get the cute rich girl.
-When all else fails, your cat will become a sailor senshi and attempt to save you.
-If you don't treat your friends right, they will become evil and hunt you down.