Everything I Need to Know, I Learned from Sailor Moon...

yamijounouchi · Post by **yamijounouchi** » Sat May 15, 2004 10:43 am

that your enemy will always stand and wait for you to attack as long as it's fatal.

Lady of the Light · Post by **Lady of the Light** » Sat May 15, 2004 4:45 pm

There are no need for bandaids here-Even when you do go flying across the ground, the only thing you have to worry about is cleaning up all the dirt.

Cardcaptor Takato · Post by **Cardcaptor Takato** » Sat May 15, 2004 5:20 pm

Even when your hair is down and wet and dripping, as long as you raise your brooch into the air and shout your transformation phrase, it'll magically return to normal.

yamijounouchi · Post by **yamijounouchi** » Sat May 15, 2004 5:47 pm

when gay people travel to america/canada they either change gender or become family. also, "cousins" really love to love the fact that they're family in your face.

DreamEmpress · Post by **DreamEmpress** » Sat May 15, 2004 6:05 pm

-becoming a senshi will make you develop physically a lot faster.
-if it says dark or dead in the title, it's likely not good for you.
-you don't have to have a lot of "talent" to play Snow White.
-If you love him enough, he will return from the dark side.
-kisses can bring you back from the dead.
-violins can be a dangerous weapon.
-earthquakes are not just caused by nature.
-pink haired daughters from the future always fall for their fathers.
-if you're best friends with the hero, you will be targeted repeatedly.
-villians can be reformed.
-you're friends will make fun of your handwriting (or writing style).

Choc · Post by **Choc** » Sat May 15, 2004 6:40 pm

~If you go back to the past to find your parents, no matter how much you resemble your mom or have a toy that's looks just like her pet cat, neither you nor anyone will suspect that you may be her daughter.

~Hairstyles are hereditary: hair colors are not.

~All men in tuxedos are weaklings who can't do anything but throw roses and give shoddy moral guidance.

~(Sorry Yami) Whenenver an anime character moves to the US any negative qualities he or she may have are exxagerated to the point where it's intolerable to watch.

~Girls with hair down to their knees are competant fighters and don't have to worry about their oppoenets ripping their hair out.

~You only need to rock one hairstlye in your lifetime, and you'll never need to change it for variety or anything.

~If you are a multi-talented person, you're probably a lousy fighter.

~If your mother is the strongest woman in the world, you WILL be the weakest.

~If you're a lesbian and have a lover, one of you will be ridiculously masculine and the other will be ridiculously feminine.

~It's perfectly fine for a girl to fall in love with a horse, her father and a small boy in a short period of time.

~It's wrong for a male cat to look at a nun, but it's perfectly alright for a female cat to fall in love with blond and white-haired humans.

ParaKiss_Groupie · Post by **ParaKiss_Groupie** » Sat May 15, 2004 7:04 pm

I've thought of some more.

~Lesbians are the supreme being on the planet.

~Using psychic powers to win the lottery is perfectly ok.

~Even if it is the most farfetched story in existence, believe it, or you and the entire universe will die.

~Teenage girls can do anything. They have the capability to juggle school, homework, a social life, anxieties, and saving the world all at the same time. Boys, however, suck.

yamijounouchi · Post by **yamijounouchi** » Sat May 15, 2004 7:25 pm

guys in turbans love to throw roses and spout poetic philosophies at evil, other-worldly beings.

Rainbow · Post by **Rainbow** » Sat May 15, 2004 9:05 pm

That a poet is a kind of popular new snack.

Idols who are "male" wear ponytails.

NameGoesHere · Post by **NameGoesHere** » Sun May 16, 2004 4:09 am

ParaKiss_Groupie wrote:~Teenage girls can do anything. They have the capability to juggle school, homework, a social life, anxieties, and saving the world all at the same time. Boys, however, suck.

Yep… That's pretty much how it works! ^_^

I learned that:
-If a talking cat enters my room, I should jump out the window before it says anything.

-If I scream loud enough, my hairclips will save my life.

-My hairstyle will follow me through all of my incarnations. No matter how many times I die.

-Spending millennia alone, guarding a time gate, will not drive me insane. Pink haired children, will.

-Destiny sucks. Just go out with the cute idol singer.

-I should wait until the idiot with the cape gets himself killed before I kick the monsters ass. Otherwise, the idiot will keep showing up, assuming I need to be saved.

DreamEmpress · Post by **DreamEmpress** » Sun May 16, 2004 5:45 pm

-always make sure your car is working before driving it.
-Casablanca is not just a movie.
-the stars know everything.
-if your boss keeps killing everyone who fails, it's time to look for another line of work.
-if your boyfriend is from the dark kingdom, you might want to rethink your relationship.
-if your white cat is watching you shower, it's time to get better curtains.
-music boxes that play sad music are from the enemy.
-just because a watch has sailor moon on it and is a really cool locket doesn't mean it's safe. Espeically if they are selling it on the street corner and dressed like Wiseman. (SM Vol. 10, Chibi-usa's Diary)
-Fairies make you want to snack at 3 o'clock.

peachvampiress · Post by **peachvampiress** » Sun May 16, 2004 6:22 pm

DreamEmpress

-Fairies make you want to snack at 3 o'clock.

-fairies and Mondays are the same thing.

doodlebuguk · Post by **doodlebuguk** » Mon May 17, 2004 2:05 pm

- The skimpier your outfit, the more magical powers you have.
- You can kick ass in hign heals and NEVER fall flat on your face.
- You never actually have to hurt the enemies, chances are they will eventually stab each other in the back.
- You can walk down the road talking to your pet cat and no-one will bat an eyelid.
- It's perfectly normal for a cat to fall in love with a scientist, a idol or a random cute guy.
- Only one of your friends will ever be successfully dating a guy.
- Chances are said guy will repeatedly be possessed/kidnapped by some major evil.

DreamEmpress · Post by **DreamEmpress** » Mon May 17, 2004 5:58 pm

-love letters will give you hives!
-you don't have time to be dead when you have to study for exams (according to Ami in the Battle Exams)

RoastedTwinkies · Post by **RoastedTwinkies** » Mon May 17, 2004 9:04 pm

- you won't freeze to death no matter how skimpy your outfit is.
- with your handy disguise pen or cell phone, you can sneak in anywhere.

Anthy · Post by **Anthy** » Mon May 17, 2004 9:11 pm

-Fear acidic snails.

-Girlish accessories are much more potent and deadly than weapons of mass destruction.

-Every time there is a new enemy, there will be a mini-boss who shares my color scheme, and the other mini-bosses will correspond to my friends' color schemes as well.

DreamEmpress · Post by **DreamEmpress** » Mon May 17, 2004 10:26 pm

-hair can be styled in the most unusual ways (cones, odangos, hearts, ect...)
-it's perfectly legal to sneak into your friend's house to read their manga.
-engagement rings make great going away gifts.
-no matter how many times you call his apartment, it won't bring him back from the dead.
-your best friend will always be jealous when you start hanging with new friends.
-if you cry with your whole heart, a crystal will appear from your tear.
-the less interest you show in boys, the more they will chase you.
-if you snack too much, your cat will make fun of you.
-when visiting your friend's private school, don't draw attention to yourself or the psycho nun's will take out a cross and chase you all over campus (Rei and Minako's Battle Exam)
-moth holes in your swim suit can be covered up with bows.

Jusenkyo no Pikachu · Post by **Jusenkyo no Pikachu** » Tue May 18, 2004 8:10 pm

-The CEO of Bandai is named Bill
-Hell really isn't all that bad
-If your friend is an aspiring polygamist, that means she'll be reincarnated as a pop star and go all withdrawn.
-It's perfectly normal for young girls to have blue hair.
-Those who can catch flying bits of paper with chopsticks can accomplish anything.
-Girls can easily be fooled, even if the truth is revealed to them early on.

Rainbow · Post by **Rainbow** » Tue May 18, 2004 8:20 pm

Jusenkyo no Pikachu wrote:-The CEO of Bandai is named Bill
-Hell really isn't all that bad
-If your friend is an aspiring polygamist, that means she'll be reincarnated as a pop star and go all withdrawn.

Where did these three come from? Though I'm guessing the second comes from Uranus and Neptune's conversation in episode 198, though I don't know about the other two.

Jusenkyo no Pikachu · Post by **Jusenkyo no Pikachu** » Tue May 18, 2004 8:51 pm

Rainbow wrote:
Jusenkyo no Pikachu wrote:-The CEO of Bandai is named Bill
-Hell really isn't all that bad
-If your friend is an aspiring polygamist, that means she'll be reincarnated as a pop star and go all withdrawn.
Where did these three come from? Though I'm guessing the second comes from Uranus and Neptune's conversation in episode 198, though I don't know about the other two.

Sailor Moon Stupid and PGSM.

The Sailor Moon Stupid ones might have been hard to get, I'm sure (that's where all the quotes came from earlier in the thread too), but the popstar one...was that too vague of a Minako reference?